The American dream is living on the 113th floor of an apartment building and climbing down the fire escape every morning to catch a yellow school bus.
The American dream is living on the 113th floor of an apartment building and climbing down the fire escape every...
Dylan Hall
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Robert Adams
the american dream is living in a big city outskirt with a white wife and her 3 black kids, no vacations and driving a huge car with automatic shift. On your weekends you walk aimlessly in the nearest mall, eat 3 pizzas, 2 hamburgers and 6 hotdogs with a half gallon diet pepsi and when you finally go home you have the next door neighbor named Jamal stealing your TV and when he sees you he shots you with a shitty 9 mm that he found on your wife's drawer next to a black XXXL dildo.
Caleb Gonzalez
Ok, australia is barely better than us. But sPAIN? lmao it's so cringe when thirdies rip on the US
Henry Taylor
They call it the "American Dream" because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Jose Ward
The UK is poorer than every single US state except mississippi. Until you adjust for PPP, in which case it is poorer by every single US state by a large margin
Cameron Evans
Which makes the fact the US is a revolting slum even worse. Money doesn't mean shit if you're spending it wrong.
Kayden James
>revolting slum
We have larger houses, more money, more kids, better land with more sunlight, friendlier people, and more happiness than 90% of Europe and 99% of the world
I know you're just fishing for (you)s but I must let you know, I am a confident and proud American who does not need the approval of chinks or thirdies
Andrew Brown
>better land
We have the most fertile soil on earth. Even with most of the country being desert
>with more sunlight,
No
>friendlier people,
Not the ones I've met
>and more happiness
>On average, adjusted for age, the annual U.S. suicide rate increased 24% between 1999 and 2014, from 10.5 to 13.0 suicides per 100,000 people, the highest rate recorded in 28 years.
Josiah Gutierrez
>the derivative of x1 is high so x1 must be higher than x2!
Australian "education"....
>more sunlight
You're the only first world exception
>not the ones I've met
Expats and foreign students are beta freaks which is why they leave
>muh australian fertile soil
Lmao
Hudson Smith
>US department of agriculture
Well I'm convinced. Isn't most of your soil poisoned by pesticides and fracking?
Isaac Martin
The American dream is fucking over everyone for money and end your days in a gatted community playing cards and hating niggers
Xavier Powell
>most
>fracking
Uhhhhhh.....
>the US department of agriculture is biased towards Americans!
Hurrrrrr
Mason Green
Trump has to threaten other countries into buying the revolting slop you produce.
James Foster
>We have larger houses, more money, more kids, better land with more sunlight
>I am a confident and proud American who does not need the approval of chinks or thirdies
Connor Parker
And I can guess why your houses are so cheap.
Owen Gonzalez
>americans are wealth-
youtube.com
woah
Dominic White
Matthew Bell
how is it related to the obesity stereotype then?
Isaac Butler
Dominic Morris
Hahahhaa so much America hate
Aiden James
Dubs speak the truth.
Easton Carter
FUGGG :DDDDD THIS THREAD IS THE ALAMO ALL OVER AGAIN!
Lucas Torres
Christ, do non-Americans really eat up the propaganda about us like this?
Jace Hernandez
Yeah. They also font realize that a lot of eu food policies aren't based of research or science as well as many laws bring made solely for the purpose of fucking over non Eu countries (or eu nations that don't have as much say in the union) in trade with immense bureaucracy (even if you do meet their excessive standards).