Damn it feels good to be a mountain jew
Damn it feels good to be a mountain jew
Hudson Myers
Jaxson King
Do you like to dance in the mountains?
Julian Baker
Si c'est si bien, pourquoi poste tu ici comme le loser que tu es ?
Blake Ross
Kulturlos Ersatzjuden
Josiah Ramirez
Mountain life is superior life.
Aaron Barnes
Imagine being born in another country lmao
Anthony Brooks
Not him but I scream Heil Hitler when I reach the top of a mountain. Its funny to hear the echo repeating it over and over
Andrew Ross
mountains are scary
i much prefer endless lakes and forests
Sebastian Smith
>Be born in literal heaven on Earth
>Some Swiss on Jow Forums still complain about their living situation
Norwegians and Swiss people should be banned from complaining about anything.
Jack Gutierrez
How's it feel to have your bank secrecy destroyed by us?
Liam Roberts
We have this too, but 90%of us are poor.
Adrian Clark
Only a small handful of Swiss are rich, and they aren't on Jow Forums.
Cameron Perry
>Its funny to hear the echo repeating it
You mean German tourists?
Ian Roberts
the poorfag who lives in that shitty house can't even afford a new roof. i doubt he is a jew
Kevin Gonzalez
lmao scary if you're a fag maybe
Justin Ortiz
Hey nice mountains you got there, fellow mountainjew
But can your mountains do THIS?
Mason Williams
Reminder that you're a poorfag unless you have at least a couple million.
Cooper Perry
Maybe who knows. We also have some literal nazis living here
Owen Brooks
parce que il n'est pas un vrai suisse de souche.
Austin Bailey
Nice mountains, m8. I also like your country's coastli-
William Butler
he thinks that he can drive up to those mountains quicker than the rest of us and that makes him rich
Charles Hernandez
ok but if you want to die climb this :^)
Nathan Ross
I wish I could live somewhere like this and have a simple job of running a cat & dog & parrot humane society whilst also being a writer and poet.
Wyatt Allen
Its barely enough to buy a house how's that rich?
Xavier Rivera
*collapses*
Julian Sullivan
Not a jew at all, but still a highlander. People from the city are all a bunch of faggots.
Jordan Miller
Not bad but can your mountain do this?
David White
nice one mate
Parker Evans
based
Adrian Flores
>Tfw no mountains, only swamp
Cooper Adams
>they don't know about ice caves and ice people
lmao
Liam Anderson
Sardinia wanted to be a canton recently but we refused
Brandon Sanchez
... nice. Ok, but do you have a mountain with a hole in it hmmm?
Charles Collins
Cool and everything but do you have the secret bunker where Hitler is hidden since WWII?
Brayden Nelson
That's not a bad thing
Blake Cruz
What are Swiss girls generally like? I don't think I've ever heard any stereotypes about them.
Benjamin Lewis
ehm excuse me.. where are the mountains??
Hudson Nguyen
cold and mean like any swiss but also whores
Zachary Lopez
Guys I think there's something wrong with my mountains.
Luis Brown
yeah like mine
Robert Hall
That's a tiny hill, not a mountain. We have a real mountain with a hole in it :)
Ayden Howard
You Swiss posters are on thin ice here. Just a heads up.
Nolan Harris
this beats norway clearly
Chase Peterson
Jayden Anderson
>cold and mean
How so? Like actively rude, or just distant? Are they at least attractive?
Evan King
>cold whores
no such thing
Alexander Davis
Do some swiss cross the border to italy to shop for stuff for cheaper prices? I wonder if that would be viable considering the disparity in wages
Camden Turner
Switzerland is just too damn small and crowded, the high mountain area even smaller
Luis Collins
Just distant I think. Foreigners says that we are like robots but I kind of get why. Switzerland isn't exactly the best country to meet new people. But yes they're attractive and not really mean. I think everyone think we're rude but it isn't so true. We just have a different culture / education
Kayden Carter
Switzerland would be a great country if it weren't for all the Swiss.
Daniel Martin
I'm coming for you and your women, Hans
I've already filled out the applications to your unis
Justin Baker
can you find some Class photos off google? I would be curious how average swiss look.
David Wright
>and they aren't on Jow Forums.
>
Lucas Cooper
Jaxson Kelly
What stereotypes do you have of italians? Just the same as american shit or some interesting stuff?
Robert Thomas
all my canton does :^)
Lincoln Parker
My mountain broda
Sadly im only here for holidays
Jackson Parker
Swiss women are fucking hideous.
Caleb Martinez
he is not wrong
the median net worth is only 240k that's not so far away from countries like Australia, the Netherlands or Belgium
Robert Bennett
larakkorim highway,some roads like this too,though trucks occasionally come from the other side
Jonathan Rivera
isn't it? It's so comfy here
Adam Nguyen
Well they're better than American women
When I was there, all of the women were white, fit, and well-dressed. The average there is like a 7/10 in burgerland. Over half of the girls here look like orange bimbos or pic related
Julian Baker
poor kid with glasses looks uber beta. My class had more yugos t bh
Grayson Gutierrez
The Swiss aren't cold they are just seething that you immigrated and they can't kick you out.
Xavier Martinez
>He does not like a nice swamp
Are you gay?
Eli Peterson
nice and all... but
your "hole" seems to be more like a window than a proper Norwegian chad mountain hole
also
>the swiss will never make passionate love to his woman on top of a floating boulder
Juan Campbell
>none of them actually has a river going through it
Adrian Wilson
They look italian, i imagined more difference. (also was thinking of a HS pic)
Austin Scott
And the Italians come to Switzerland to work and undercut your wages
Gavin Lopez
S-sir, I believe your mointain is broken
Landon Thomas
iktf
Gabriel Davis
But if you have a degree is pretty easy to make 8000-10000$. Some people probably just choose to be comfy. I mean my sister work in a elementary school 4 hours a day and makes 4000$ is already enough to live
Carson Cooper
the gini coefficient second only to simbabwe
Jacob Butler
But they work mostly in low tier jobs. Luckily my field is not at risk :^)
Ayden Ross
kaghan
Hudson Edwards
Dafuk ist Frankreich?
Joshua Hall
I know a guy who works high level job there, but definitely not a high influx of italian job stealers if you are qualified.
Samuel Ramirez
So it's people larping as the gigarich
Joseph Rodriguez
Yeah its Ticino probably thats why. Swiss germans looks like this.
Anthony Adams
Nobody has refused anything in Switzerland.
In truth, even the Switzerland far right leader Pierre Rusconi claimed he is agree with the annexation of Sardinia to Switzerland. It's not true what you are saying, because nobody has asked you to be annexed to Switzerland.
Only two persons with a neapolitan and a sicilian surname born in Sardinia and immigrated in Switzerland who have founded a political movement called Maritime Canton, wants Sardinia as part of the Helvetic Confederation. It's something thatis not taken seriously in Sardinia.
Jackson Campbell
what kind of goods do they buy? do you have to pay tax?
Robert Campbell
>not mentioned : the 75k lost to rent, food and tax
Anthony Morris
Guys look at the mountain in my state Alabama it's not much but I'm proud to post :)
Ryder Taylor
wow so your mountain even comes with a qt! that beats everything else so far itt. does she live there on that rock?
Logan King
damn our alps suck compared to the swiss ones
Sebastian Thomas
25k after all expenses sounds pretty damn good.
Cameron Garcia
how many of you medkits are truly 100% swiss and how many of you are german mutts?
Jackson Ross
Probably because some of the richest people in the world lives here. i mean we still have a median income of 6000$ and most of the people aren't poor at all
Juan Diaz
Actually that's more then many italians make before taxes and payments.
Bentley Martin
>he does not have his own language, only a dialect of another
Ich lach mich tot
William Campbell
France?
Adrian Thomas
I know I'm joking. Nobody took it seriously here either. Anyway Como wanted to do the same lmao
Jacob Watson
not if 1kg of beef costs you 40€ or more
Ryder Smith
Well that's impressive, but do you have lakes inside mountains ???
Camden Reyes
Utter poorfag tier here
Brandon Sanchez
>He only has one language
Rido
Ayden Walker
The mountain is Nanga Parbat
Jayden Clark
how big is the house you live in?
my uncle lives in switzerland and is earning like 3 times my parents do but can only afford a tiny house with a 10m2 garden in the belt of "villages" around Zürich.
Brody Clark
so much of these pictures are in how they are taken
Jayden Fisher
Food mostly since electronics cost the same. You should pay taxes on alcohol and meat (if you buy a lot) but nobody does :^)