/brit/

why would you ever filter someone like nigga just scroll down lmao

I'm finna fail nofap because of this sex symbol

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how buddy do you need to be with someone before you can call them a cunt in a friendly manner?

schizoleaf unironically looks like me a bit
the skinhead haircut is a sure sign of a hardman

lmao did you know that people studying medicine don't get paid for placement and they have to work 9-5

the ultimate toil

youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

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siobhan = chivonne

gona start using the word 'brown' as slang for 'good'. e.g. thats well brown mate

see if it catches on amongst the normals

true

It's pronounced Sha-vorn

are you also an ugly fat cretin?

successfully been on nosex for the past 20 years

if we didn't have niggers who would rape the white girls?

Deliberately mispronounce Irish names to establish dominance.

what
how the fuck do you pronounce this bolllocks seen it loads nded up calling her shaynhan

niamh = neeve

It's synonymous with poo so I doubt it will

need you to post in this thread to btfo jf's

her tits are too big

this, so much this

virgin freaks cant handle their safe space being invaded

Niall = Nile

strawpoll.me/16714689
>strawpoll.me/16714689
strawpoll.me/16714689

this is very cringe.

good looking and sociable enough that toilmen and family assume i'm always having one night stands or similar
always get included in all the sex and gf conversations at work and have to find excuses to get out of the office

little do they know i'm a kissless virgin

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Tyrone

>Tyrone

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How do I get a British gf

cried the nonce

10 mayfair and a blue WKD

i'm sure theyre just fine

t. anime lover with anxiety and a porn addiction

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Is there anything - ANYTHING - better than a few beers and a cig?

I think not.

could swear this was slang used on Nathan Barley.

stop posting pictures of shit trying to drink coffee thanks x

badger head

Dave? Top lad.

only one of those is true

What a fucking weird situation I've been put in

>found my actual and unironic soulmate just as I've left for uni (20)
>she is VERY cute, upper-middle class and absolutely obsessed with me to the point where it gets weird
>she's staying at home with her family and doing fuck all for 3 years
>slightly mentally ill, very loyal and doesn't get out so no chance of her cheating around
>she is prepared to wait 3 years just to wait to have a relationship with me at the end of uni

not entirely sure what to make of this

a nice lil bit of heroin and a cig

it is. nice to see another fan. not many people have watched it.

god's loving embrace

throw a gram of cheng in there

loooool
Janny will not be happy

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Any 4 days nofap man in?

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For me, it's a cheeky spliff

not sure either mate but I bet your friends on reddit could give advice

twitter.com/WildGoose1776/status/1055247219497074688

>no ambitions
>obsessive
>literally mentally ill

lmao, simply lmao

hahahahaa nah nah mate hahahahaha nah

>no chance of her cheating around
>she is prepared to wait 3 years just to wait to have a relationship with me at the end of uni

well everyone else knows what to make of it
you're a gullible idiot

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbra7YyrNd4
What the fuck is nationwide playing at these wanky “poems” in their new adverts are beyond embarrassing completely missed the mark on nearly all of them

good point my friend, cigs/coke/beer is the holy trinity

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since sunday

sick of cats sick of chinks sick of anime

keep your cowboy shit
I'll have a ponyboy

>Irish screams
This is music to my ears.

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>he's here

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Cromwell didn't go far enough

got the DVD about somewhere. What happened to channel 4 comedy?

submitting an essay

you absolute fucking idiot
it takes TWO DAYS TWO FUCKING DAYS MAXIMUM for a girl to be asked out by someone on the street, be naturally attracted to him, and text him, then fuck him

Honestly so much can happen in a week let alone 3 years. You're on crack if you think that is happening

will marry the first woman whom'st makes more than me

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Absolutely based and redpilled post. Simple but effective. A quintessential /brit/ post. Cheers!

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dont care

sick of americans

Met my soulmate lads

>has 3 children
>morbidly obese
>really into me
>long term unemployed

what do you think?

christ

Me? Eating a dairy lea lunchable stacker

dont care, sick of americans

just because shes waiting on you doesn't mean you need to be faithful in any way

If she hasn’t cheated on you after 6 months then she’s objectively a 4/10 at best.

lol what app you using

how do i find capacitance when all i have is Vc @ 2ms lads

youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

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what a pathetic fucking human
the sooner he overdoses on something the better

really wonder what goes through the minds of a person who films this

or the species that widely distributes cameras so that moments like this can be captured

Playing a drinking game where I listen to Run The Jewels' discography and I take a shot every time they say "run the jewels"

Rate the meal deal:
Doritos Grab Bag
Bottle of Pepsi Max
Chicken and Pasta

all for just 3 pounds

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Back to LinkedIn ya wanker

Where’s the cider lad from the last thread? I don’t know how to comment on old posts

Beta males hate him. Man finds simple trick how not to be a fucking clown all of his life and stop watching japanese peado cartoons.

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lads...

It's not that much unless you listen to the title track

i am convinced that all the anonymous pro-liskicki posts defending him are made by him

pathetic