/brit/

You laugh at me today. You pretend you didn't hear me tommorow. And the day after your head is on a pike
n
othing to lament about here
the largest fires always start with the tiniest of sparks

willy bum bum

going as a 6th century Sassanid spāhbed this halloween

costume set me back over £800,000 but the look on smithy's face will be priceless, I told him last year I would top his Jimmy Saville costume and I think this year I have well and truly done so

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I watch this movie every other halloween or so and it makes me so fucking nostalgic

youtu.be/2UUMsInka2s

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dont you talk to me about culture, ive BEEN to Leeds!

the absolute state of him

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lads
bum bum willy

do you think this is a 'funny' post?

6 more hours until red dead 2 unlocks

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da, horosho kamrad, communism soon

i lie because i have zero respect for any of you
literally none of you matter
none of this matters
haha

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to be fair though
bum
bum bum willy

as someone with a foot fetish, this is basically like seeing his nob. absolutely disgusting.

footfags WILL defend this

wish i wasn't a fenian :( have a strong protestant surname and lineage but my first name is the most tweedle dee mick shite ever that I'll never be able to be an ulster man or based anglo

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>muh video gamesssss

Retail is a based and redpilled career

Seamus?

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sue

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be safe tim

have them nude pics been released yet?

Sara is the ideal waifu, wish I could stay up discussing the benefits of socialism all night with her

Ahaha the smithsters gonna FREAK

thought it was already out, theres been twitch streams all day

mate
bum
bum bum willy innit
i work hard to bum bum willy

the toilbells...I can hear the toilbells...
*opens the windows wide*
*roars out into the night*

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Love feeling my face when I haven’t shaved for a couple of days even if I can’t grow a beard

How can we safe tim?

no you want to impress us you pathetic loser

Anyone know if Paul Robinson still posts here?

Cringe Uncle Tom

hello officer

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the goalkeeper or the mendacious /sp/ personality?

Standard of English has been atrocious tonight.

grumbling lads

Toilers are a toiling

GRIM

found the piss bottles. Made a scene like always. bet she knows about the stains on the bed but is too shy to talk abouth that

the wall mice are active tonight, hyper little fucks

by posting about him on /brit/ everyday and leaving comments on his social media to reinforce his delusions

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*because I’m a droll and uninteresting person with nothing going for me

/sp/ personality

he has is a mental illness

Hate it when white girls act like ghetto black girls

Playing Mafia 3 and struggling to get into it

Not sure if vidya is for me anymore

All I can really play are JRPGs with simple mechanics I'm partially familiar with

very christ-like beard he's sporting there

just texted a girl asking what she's doing tonight, out of the blue. hasn't responded yet.

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I had a communist gf, she was a hapa and really short

ama

i just started a new job at an insurance company and we had a "two truths and a lie" icebreaker where youy said two things about yourself that were true and one lie. this girl said she met jimmy savile as an 8 year old at a charity race and it was like fucking hell that's a bit heavy. we knew she must have been telling the truth could you imagine using that as your icebreaker lie at a new job

Mental how people lived before the internet

u got nothin 2bh

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we'd be below africans if they hadn't raised us up into civilization spastic.

yeah but are they releasing the ones without the drawn on bikini?

can someone tell me what this is?

good banter that

no I haven't seen any atrocious spelling on /brit/ lately

is this keemstar

oooohh im so attracted to whatevers going on here mmm yes

Reckon the Internet was a mistake

Live was boring back then they were reading books

going to have to ask you to leave

try me

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Will bash the next paki tranny about the place

mine were 1) i was raped, 2) i was raped by my father, 3) i'm a virgin

Oi

the underaged children are spamming women again, great
why don't you cunts go wank to pornhub and fuck off already

Want to believe she was telling a cracking joke.

you need to take it easy on vidya moni,take a break and read a book or something xx

Willy became aroused watching this

lmaoing @ pre-internetoids

sending messenger pigeons to their mate to ask if they want to come over and play chess or read a book together lmao fucking freaks

fiu fiu, dat ASS
imagine living in a country that is so underdeveloped that in case of war they would defend themselves with arrows, stones and wooden sticks

Lies we were kangz and kept the torch of civilization alive throughout the dark ages when the Ængle nibbas were warring with one another

Never been kicked out of a club or denied entry

mate
no

freak

grim and gross

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Was super hot until I saw her face

shes not naked its to hide the lingerie

What's the funniest book you've ever read lads?

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Mafia 2 shits on mafia 3

fucking love getting kicked out

hate arse

love chebs

simple as

Haven’t really read any funny books would have to say American psycho

always just tell three lies for those haha

got kicked out of my local club for not tracking back and helping my fullback

i'm a creative talent and my skills are best suited to exploiting gaps in the opposition half, just better for the team, simple as, don't care what big Keith the gaffer thinks

OH JANNY BOOOOOY
THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CAA-A-LLIIIIING

This book is actually very well regarded in historiographical circles

The title is just kang titlebait tho fair enough

I hadn't watched the video. I regret this comment and please kill me
ecce homo