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cozy Thursday evening edition

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>tfw you're taking a piss and you have to sneeze but you're full stream and cant stop

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tfw no bf

i always sit down to pee

you can't do both?

Hop on the caravan, ill pick you up when they get here!

finna bouta kms

imagine thinking striking is npc behavior
how cucked are poltards in the brain

Where my North American niggas at?

I mean I can, but it might be messy.

the left cant meme

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do any of you have herpes? or other std's?

>tfw never had anybody take care of me when I was sick

my mom is an angel but she would never pamper me when I was sick, probably because I use to fake being sick constantly

over 50% of the planet has mouth herpes so yeah probably

I’m too happy to cry but also kind of sad about my relationship ending

How/why did it end
View it as a learning experience user

I just want a bf that will cuddle with me while we watch romance movies.

>happy enough to not cry
>sad enough to want to cry

can not relate to this feel bud but I'm sure you'll be better off without that girl

I broke up with her because I don’t love her anymore and fell in love with one of my female friends who I knew for way longer

The foliage isn't that great this season, I think it got cold too quickly this year. Maybe it will get better, I think prime season is usually november but I doubt it.

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OH MAMA

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She was a great girlfriend and I wish her the best

Your.. your just SO AWKWARD

wish i has tits

>your

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thats not my awkward i swear i didnt put it in there

Who /dollar shave club/ here?

ummm awkwarrrd

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>mfw qt gay guys near me
owO

t. safety razor master race

Looks like my ex will be a full fledged doctor soon. Cutting ties with her was a good decision 2bh. She would've rotted away with me If she stayed around.

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just dont talk to them or else people here will call you degenerate

how tall are you?

tooty fruiti
oh rooty
WOMOBABALOOWAPABOPBAMBOOM

5'6"

What are your favorite immigrants from your life experiences?

me: vietnamese

they always seem to integrate perfectly and be some of the coolest bros ever.

>5'6"
yikes

youre shorter than me...

cute, how old are you?

I paid $50 for a german safety razor
the quality has such a finesse, the massproduced american market will never be able to compete with true quality, and as such, will die like a fad.

>safety razor
lmao pussy

the chinese lady who cuts my hair has huge tits and is really sweet, don't have much experience with immigrants 2bh

aren't you a NEET and a FAGGOT? don't really have any room calling anyone a pussy tbqh

asians are based (pooinloos arent real asians)
mexicans and other latins arent that bad either

>chinese lady with big tiddies

nice is she young

Nice digits fampai

25

Getting old

Sexual frequency has been declining rapidly in my relationship. I keep track on a habit tracker app and it's down 43% this month alone

i miss you...

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are you a boy, turning into a girl, or a girl?

>NEET
yes
>FAGGOT
no, i like traps and femoids

that's gay, nigga

reminds me of this black chick in my highschool

she was probably close to 5 foot tall but her boobs were legitimately AT LEAST the size of watermelons, no idea how she walked around with them

Did she eventually get them reduced by surgery?

Zando has a penis

>black chick
don't be rude, user

I don't know, not during highschool she didn't

Time for some Skyrim VR niggas

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>25
lmao your 6 years older than me, and im 6 inches taller than you (i think)
no

reckon she's in her mid 30s, they age really well around there

wow me too

we have so much in common

And that is okay, good even

you're attracted to men

that look lite women, how is being attracted to something that looks feminine gay?

they have a penis. penis on penis attraction is gay

so the penis makes it gay? so having sex with a hairy 6 foot 8 inches female to male transperson is not gay because she has a vagina?

people that dont understand how sexuality works trigger me a lil bit desu

that's a female, so not gay.

I want to kiss my future gf already
Can’t wait for tomorrow

lmao cope

faggot

just admit that you're gay, that's all. or at least bi-sexual

Medicaid covers gender reassignment surgery

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does it covers ffs too?

is it normal to have no friends in college?

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This is me in the mirror

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>I miss you
>Was incredible rude to me and would constantly insult me
Hm.

Yes

Yung boi

I don't know what that is

tell me something personal

so is being attracted to pic related more gay than being attracted to...

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this

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tfw 6’1 and 21 but moved out of my parents house last year

it's just gay. there aren't varying degrees.

yes what? are you in the process of transitioning or do you already transition? if so at what age?

sorry if im bring annoying btw
face feminization surgery

its exactly as gay

not sure if you want sympathy or a dick in your asd

Neither

>le based and redpilled tranny
cringe