/CUM/

It's such a shame we can't be together.

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i fucking hate this faggot

I demand a chubby latina gf to sit on my face

based

Yeah, I really do.

Want to get into masonry tbqh.

Literally separated by contenants.

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The sequel is trash

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Guess I went over my daily post limit because I wasn't even allowed to see captcha until it hit midnight

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How many years have you had a crush on a girl

thats why g*d invented alarm clocks

neat, but think of something career worthy
o-oh

>daily post limit
don't think such a thing exists bud

I really love you.

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Hey if you really want to, you’ll get there. one brick at a time

Tagalog language

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A real crush?
Years and years, in the past.

I had feelings for a female friend the whole time we knew each other
Does that count

got thrown out of the movies again because of the no singles policy

Can't sleep.

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>selfie flash took me by surprise

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Thanks

I've done a bit of it and it's pretty comfy tbqh, I like it the most orf anything I've done. Even more than painting. It's just.. idk.. so relaxing.

take some benadryl (diphenhydramine)

Say my name.

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>non passfags

>thats why g*d invented alarm clocks
I didn't particularly have anything to wake up for

>tfw no american bf

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youtube.com/watch?v=rPakd1q3Q8Y&index=27&list=PLB3F7BAAEE7BFD56F

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took a math quiz and got 1/10 of the questions wrong

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Ethan

what

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still good to keep a regular schedule user...you seem angry you slept that long anyway

youll get deezed af if you do it for a long time though

A gigantic fucking pimple just growed on my dick, is this normal?

It seems like an easy language to learn with quite a few of it's loan words.

Really like that name desu

Yes, pimples can show up anywhere on the body. It's no big deal.

>Really like that name desu
y-you too

?

Deezed?

Take a shower

was going to stab the cysty thing on my neck with a kabar but im too lazy to do it tonight...maybe tomorrow

Mexico I need you to send your president to my bed real quick. it's for my homework

it's a punishment from god
based

how big is it?

epn?

swole, jacked, built, etc

sizeable...like a fairly large ingrown hair bump
squeezed some white shit out of it a week ago or something

?

hmmm feel like its time for the ol' sleep
need to find a good book to read, hope i got a good one on my phone

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Deezed nuts

I love you

enrique peña nieto

gonna eat some nuts, you can suck my nuts

>Trips

Looks like it has to be done

ナイス爆裂

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been thinking about giving katawa shoujo another play (read)

Going to try to talk to the Asian girl about video games tomorrow
Goodnight, user.

wait, isn't amlo the current president? he's the one I was referring to. I'm not into old people usually but he's hot

peanut, almond, cashew, walnut or pecan
your pick

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Good pic

Peanuts are legumes

Out of all of those, almonds are the healthiest

really? Almonds were always my favourite. Gonna have no trail mix tmrw gonna need to buy more, I’ll put extra almonds in

almonds are only healthy once activated

Can you be my bf, but we never kiss or anything, and then I leave you for your sister after realizing I'm not actually gay?

Almonds, cashews and pistachios are all pretty good, unsalted of course, best nuts for you overall. A few pecans and brazil nuts for prostate health and peanuts for brain health!

One time I was hanging out with a female friend and my girlfriend got jealous so I told her not to worry about her since we’re just friends now I fell in love with the friend and broke up with my girlfriend
I legit feel bad for her

he's president elect
>but he's hot
icky

youtu.be/zoXLKgX0MgU

How do you people come to ''hang out with females'' or find a gf? Like does it happen in school or do you have to go out? I haven't been inside an education establishment in literally 7 years or in a bar in maybe 4 years

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No one likes you /cum/

almond easily
wasted unless activated tho

They're just themselves

bar or internet in most cases

I like you /cum/

America is the only country on earth

just be basedself

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Unironically true.

Any other ragtime men in?

>ragtime
hit me up with a song thats good

Met my ex in class and was friends with the girl I left her for in high school

500 posts/day senpai. Implemented 5 years ago when /s4s/ would spam other boards endlessly

Found one for you

youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw
youtube.com/watch?v=fE8Epl9Cpl0
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
youtube.com/watch?v=PFMHwpt2CY8
youtube.com/watch?v=uGq5xN-KUDE

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Hmm

christ almighty I hate my job

coulda told you that much

I wish I had a sister to love.

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where do you work

do you ever just not want a job anymore?

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please come back sweetie, i miss you a lot

partially, yes. Id have time to actually finish my backlog or watch the movies Ive been wanting to watch for spooktober. But Ive been a NEET multiple times and wanted to kms

There are few things more pure than sibling love.

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NEETin' ain't easy

i can relate, chose to be neet for a bit, it was ok but its not the life for me. Now im wageslavin the 40 hour week and it sucks shit so im definitely going back to school. What do you do as a job?

:(

Who?

this kirino poster better not be who I think it is