Bidets

We are.
My parents kind of regret doing that. They did it mostly because the doctor lied to them about bidets causing infections to female genitalia and such.

Can you even use a bidet without a towel? I believe my anus hair would be soaked. Btw i never once used one in my live.

People here have a towel near it or use toilet paper. I don't and just remain wet.

having to use poo in loo washers
kill yourself you fucking subhuman mongrel
dog

you are literally a dog if you need fucking a water spray to clean you're festering maggot infested ass hole

It must be pretty bad to go out in the cold with a wet ass during winter.

t. smelly

Could be nice, but every time ive ever thought about one i just think about it spraying and missing or spraying shit all over my balls and gooch.

it's very rare that you shit and immediately leave the house, bidets have hot water so inside the house it's just fine.

so you go around the house with soked ass? then its either put on briefs and have them wet or go around house with naked ass and soak everything you sit on. Literally only solution is pic related

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What? How messy are your shits? Also you wash your hands afterwards. Do you just stick you ass in a bidet and get it all wet but don't wipe? After all you're using your hands

no, it's not that wet, your boxers get a bit moist and that's it.
it's clean and your pants never get wet, it's perfectly fine.

Kill yourself you disgusting ape

people with no bidets are literally barbarians

yes, bidets are a replacement for toilet paper altogether you absolute barbarian, some people don't like getting their underwear wet so they dry themselves with tp or a towel, some others don't, it's all the same.

according to my experience in Egypt, Morocco and Tunis ass-showering appliances are widespread in arabic world. hence they will become mandatory in EU within next several years

>shitting at all
Fucking cavemen, just evolve already, I don't even need to shit.

>Argentinians lecturing westerners on how to be hygienic

Whew lad

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I love how you shitskins larp as "westerners"

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They should but I don't think all the barbarians would be able to grasp the concept of bidets

>doesn't use a bidet
>calls others subhumans

>touching your shit
Disgusting. Jap toilet is the only way

whites are dirty

>doesn't know how bidets are used
>makes an assumption and criticizes it
imagine being this retarded

>need to wash your arse after every shit
>walk around with wet arse all day afterwards
what the fuck is wrong with these "people"

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People in Ireland don't wipe their asses?

yes with toilet paper, we don't need to hose ourselves down every time we go to the toilet

>don't need to
Sure, if you want to be a disgusting slob

what if a cute girl wants to want your butt? You need to be prepared for that m8

>walk around with wet arse all day afterwards
No you wipe it with tp and there's no dripping water or anything after that. How complicated can that be?

what the fuck is wrong with you people? You need a mini shower every time you take a shit? Fucking hell you must have the hairiest arse in existence

Wiping your ass with toilet paper will in no case do the job 100% on its own. Enjoy your filth

learn to use it properly you shitskin

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>Would you support a law project to make them mandatory in all the union?
Fuck no, the place for a bidet could be used to have another toilet bowl which is pretty important when there are more people using the toilet.

>shitskin
That's quite literally what people who don't use bidets are, walking around with their own fecal matter still lingering on their asses

check who uses it and who doesn't retard

Go back

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how dare you speak to me boi, I been browsing Jow Forums for years

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I do want bidets, fresh ass after a bit of number two feels great

>who uses it
Civilised people
>who doesn't
Disgusting barbarians

>before toilet paper
>Leafs, wide parts of plants
>before bidets
>If no water you go with your ass covered in shit

Do public toilets have bidets?

ive read some old czechian commie magazine about what does average household look like in France. Apparently they came face to face with bidet, but couldnt comprehend what it is. They actually wrote in the magazine that its sort of small bath where you wash your feet before going into your big bath

I have a bidet at home but for some reason I tought it was made for washing pussy so I never used it lmao

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wtf I love slovenia now

>Bidets
Every toilet needs to have a water jet

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Why would you post these losers?