/brit/

gf just sent me this out with her work mates for a social

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Ireland needs to be bombarded with mental health talk like we are at the moment.

Do you know what I'm pissing myself over? I'm pissing myself over, the idea of a fucking virgin, fucking New Zealander fucking, piece of shit, little bitch... Fucking, actual, fucking, retard virgin, like, actually thinking he has the fucking balls, to actually fucking...
like...
even...
talk back to me. In the flesh you would get your teeth knocked out so fucking quick, they'd send you home to New Zealand in a fucking box, in five minutes. You come here any day, any time, any hour, any minute and you ask for me... And you'll die, my friend, you will die. You will die. Ok? Call me. Tonight.

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what's a good way to kill yourself without actually killing yourself

smoke

Sleeping pills, enough that you end up braindead but not actually dead. Read a bit about Korean's doing that, though in their case the idea was to kill themselves but didn't take enough pills for it.

work a 9 to 5 call centre job

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really hope this is someone taking the piss out of schizoleaf and not actually him because I couldn't filter him if he used a UK proxy

sex change

not be anti-semitic and "racist"

Off to free Arabia from the Turkish yoke, you boys need anything?

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Sometimes really wonder where they get the ads around here

hopefully you kill yourself

why won't tomorrow load

lol as if you filter him

just loaded tomorrow

>I couldn't filter him if he used a UK proxy
why not? guaranteed to improve your experience of /brit/ the best posters here are all jfs

imagine the sort of companies that see Jow Forums users as their target audience

Cornetto mate

works now

youtube.com/watch?v=H1Zm6E6Sy4Y
[[[Chicago nightclub intensifies]]]

Call me... Tonight ;)

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Monster energy? The Coca Cola company? Haha, yeah, imagine them, right

I did on 4chanx when he used the swiss and latvian proxies

ah yes

We're being raided by the monster energy shill discord

i can see monster energy's primary target audience being desk masturbaters for sure

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

This Red Dead 2 opening is REALLY fucking slow and boring.

as opposed to banging on about video games

nonsipper detected

of course it is
it's an RPG released in the last 10 years

Lol
>Watching sports

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My music taste has now come full circle and I am back to enjoying that which I listened to at aged 14. Been on a binge of ozzy osbourne and guns n roses recently and idgaf it's great

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Somebody call Nick Cage I need the Declaration of Independence STAT

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>This Red Dead 2 opening is REALLY fucking slow and boring.
>it's an RPG released in the last 10 years

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dddddogshit

Good post

imagine being so self-important you think the 23 year old boomer meme was targeted advertising by monster energy and not just some kid sitting there thinking
>hmmm what is a recognisable drink that young people drink (energy drinks) with boomer/old people characteristics (zero sugar/lite)... ah, monster ultra would be a good fit!
It's like adding a fucking Tab to a meme making fun of middle-aged women, it's not a Tab advertisement it's just recognisable association.

My head is pounding. I abuse coffee and tobacco

A nigger midget should sit on the throne of the UK.

Go look in the Jow Forums archive and see the same poster posting it every day for more than a year giving the same responses if someone called him a shill. Imagine thinking Jow Forums is some secret club and not occasionally in the top 100 global alexa ranking

youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
Off to murder my boss
take 'er easy boys, happy Friday

If you can say you don't enjoy Appetite for Destruction with a straight face then ill suck you off you filthy little liar

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Can't wait for another Tory winter bed crisis

how do you explain the sip Jow Forums meme that came before it?

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THE JEREMY KYLE POSTER IS BACK

That don't impress me much

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I rate ozzy but I'm not huge on gnr aside from a few songs (most of which are on appetite for destruction yes)

just a bunch of bros sharing their appreciation for the finest of sips
nothing more, nothing less

This is the UK!
No shania law here!

Sharia Law for the UK!

When I rov'd a young Highlander o'er the dark heath,
And climb'd thy steep summit, oh Morven of snow!
To gaze on the torrent that thunder'd beneath,
Or the mist of the tempest that gather'd below;
Untutor'd by science, a stranger to fear,
And rude as the rocks, where my infancy grew,
No feeling, save one, to my bosom was dear;
Need I say, my sweet Mary, 'twas centred in you?

Yet it could not be Love, for I knew not the name,—
What passion can dwell in the heart of a child?
But, still, I perceive an emotion the same
As I felt, when a boy, on the crag-cover'd wild:
One image, alone, on my bosom impress'd,
I lov'd my bleak regions, nor panted for new;
And few were my wants, for my wishes were bless'd,
And pure were my thoughts, for my soul was with you.

I arose with the dawn, with my dog as my guide,
From mountain to mountain I bounded along;
I breasted the billows of Dee's rushing tide,
And heard at a distance the Highlander's song:
At eve, on my heath-cover'd couch of repose,
No dreams, save of Mary, were spread to my view;
And warm to the skies my devotions arose,
For the first of my prayers was a blessing on you.

shakira lore

Daaam are you still in the EU? When are you finally leaving? I miss all the Brexit shitposting.

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I left my bleak home, and my visions are gone;
The mountains are vanish'd, my youth is no more;
As the last of my race, I must wither alone,
And delight but in days, I have witness'd before:
Ah! splendour has rais'd, but embitter'd my lot;
More dear were the scenes which my infancy knew:
Though my hopes may have fail'd, yet they are not forgot,
Though cold is my heart, still it lingers with you.

When I see some dark hill point its crest to the sky,
I think of the rocks that o'ershadow Colbleen;
When I see the soft blue of a love-speaking eye,
I think of those eyes that endear'd the rude scene;
When, haply, some light-waving locks I behold,
That faintly resemble my Mary's in hue,
I think on the long flowing ringlets of gold,
The locks that were sacred to beauty, and you.

Yet the day may arrive, when the mountains once more
Shall rise to my sight, in their mantles of snow;
But while these soar above me, unchang'd as before,
Will Mary be there to receive me?—ah, no!
Adieu, then, ye hills, where my childhood was bred!
Thou sweet flowing Dee, to thy waters adieu!
No home in the forest shall shelter my head,—
Ah! Mary, what home could be mine, but with you?

"high speed" toil wifi tapping out at 500kb/s

fucking disgrace

le ro lo le lo le ro le

i wish axel rose would fucking overdose already

guns n roses suck and have always sucked shit

Currently on my way to Argos to pick up red dead 2

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is RDR going to be like MGSV where nobody shuts up about it for a month because I can't be arsed with that

RDR will be much longer because it will have a decent online to extend it's life after single player.

Anyone remember this?

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Woah edgy bro
>*Wanks his willy to Kurt Cobain*

>the same poster posting it every day for more than a year
Something entirely unseen before on this website! Fuck off.
Do you think every time someone posts the "Alright then, what'll it be?" pub meme here and there are "pint of stella please" or "carling yeah cheers" responses that it's subliminal advertising for both brands? So that next time you go to the pub you'll think of /brit/, do a little laugh, and then get a pint of either as a little inside joke?
Or what about the fat wojak posts? That's posted nearly every day and contains references to Tesco bargain deals or sales - is that advertising to make you go to Tesco thinking and buy some sweets while laughing to yourself "haha just couldn't help it, they were 50p for two pack, the government really ought to do something about this". Or the meal deal posting going on around lately? Where do you draw the line between label between something being a deliberate viral advertising campaign or just being a joke based on a common point of reference such as brand names?

Went to bed at 6 and woke up at 9 so I can pick up my copy of red dead 2

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>RDR will be much longer because it will have a decent online to extend it's life after single player.

And what are people who have sex going to talk about during this time?

it is

You have a childlike understanding of how marketing works

Irrelevant to Jow Forums isn't it?

Gaming is mainstream now you retard, every deano under the age of 30 will play rdr just like they play fifa and gta

please don't tell me we have a schizoclog as well now

Nah.

you are delusional

One of the best ever line-ups on Graham Norton tonight, DON'T miss it!

Did a post on Jow Forums lads

youtube.com/watch?v=H1DXtQua074

maybe mobile gaming

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In denial

my farts are fucking foul. they make my eyes water before I even get a wiff.

dave is proud to have sex with his 4/10 pudgster

Incels will debate against this because they want their pastime to be kept away from normies lel.

GTA sold 80 million units didn't it? Fifa and Cod do god knows how many every year Deano is going to be a Deano and buy Red Dead just like he watches the super nerdy fantasy virgin shit game of thrones.

red dead was always pretty widely popular, atleast here

Haven't been in a CEX in ages, do they sell new games or just used?

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-45987127

'SHALLA!

The Monster meme in particular is far more popular than any of those others you mentioned. Not only that, but it doesn't even matter if someone knows they are being advertised to. The point is you recognise the brand more and therefore are more likely to buy it subconsciously. This is why you still see billboards, you dribbling mong. Everyone knows they are being sold to, but it doesn't stop it from working. The Monster meme is the most prominent example of a forced meme if there ever was one.

Again, Jow Forums isn't some super secret club. It was spammed consistently on a safe for work board. Jow Forums is one of the most popular websites in the world. There is plenty of opportunity for advertisers here if they can actually break through the initial rejection of anything outside of 'Jow Forums board culture' which is exactly what the meme did.

What makes you think it's unbelievable? Do you think Reddit is ad-free too?