Flying home

>flying home
>layover in North Carolina
>go to bathroom in airport
>wash hands
>some employee hands me a paper towel
>what.jpg
>accept and go to walk out
>holds out his hand with a couple dollar bills in it
>I don't have cash on me
>he looks at me like I'm some kind of theif
What the fuck? Is this an east coast thing? Is this why people meme about tipping in America?

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At clubs we have these "toilet niggers". Black men in toilets who are giving inspirational phrases like
>you'll get some girls tonight my friends
Etc
And sprays some cologne at you. He then asks for a tip

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

almost happened to me somewhere in uuuh Doha maybe? I didn't even go in when I saw the guy
good thing my bladder is heavy duty

Hate how that lame kingsmen movie and Fallout normified this comfy song

>be in Barcelona
>in a restaurant
>sudden urge to shit
>go take a explosive and smelly shit
>there's some arab standing at the sinks
>takes my hand puts some soap in it
>starts to wash my hands
>just leave the bathroom confused
Was it rape?

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shut up weeb

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him, to listen for a while
And there he was, this young boy, a stranger to my eyes
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd
I felt he'd found my letters and read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly, with his words

Yes.

It was alright in kingsmen