Say something nice, and only nice, about Denmark, danish people and posters

Lego

You're equals to Swedes, Norwegians and Germans. You're part of the great Germanic race. Don't let anyone tell you Danes are inferior in any way.

i'd love to see swedes and danes quit bullying us over 1397-1905 one day

I'd just like to see all inter-scandinavian bullying stop.

They are cute

What did Shakespeare mean when he said that something was rotten in the Danish kingdom?

Comfy posters

You are great people, a nation of conquerors and the only non-autistic Scandis

t. slave of Danes

He was referring to Norgay, which was a part of Denmark at the time

danes are turbo normies, if that's a compliment or not is up to you

why are you like this

Sorry I was just baiting. I feel bad already

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yeah can you stop thank you

bitch half of us have the finland 'tism. We can only ever fill the busses and trains to 50% capacity because everyone pics an empty seat and nobody wants to sit next to eachother

Okay can we be friends

okay but first let me make a joke about swedish immigrant workers
>have a normal lunch at this AVERAGE pricey restaurant with my fellow study partners.
>look over to the waiter
>"I bet he is Swedish" I say to the table.
>He comes over "h..HEJ! Kan jag ta deres bestillning?"
>table burst into laughter
>everybody order a banana milkshake
>I can see he is obviously a little introverted by this order, but we try to contain our laughter.
>drink half of the shakes and leave without tipping.

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Hey I have seen that one before

my friends are in svendborg for work
i have a seething envy for them

>great summer destination
>great people
agreed
>cheap beer
I met lots of Danes when I still lived in Kiel, most of them just came here for the cheap alcohol

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okay we can be friends now
kamelå- oh wait nevermind this is a friendship thread, based danish poster

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I... can’t do it.

>cheap beer
it's cheap for us
it goes something like this, (southwestern) swedes often to go Denmark for cheaper beer and (eastern) Norwegians go to Sweden for cheaper beer.
Nobody comes to Norway for cheap beer because our alcohol prices are outrageously expensive

and Danes go to Germany for cheap beer.

and germans come to norway to fall into a cavern on Jostedalsbreen and die, it's come full circle

Hehe yes..."fall" indeed my brother
"""Fall""" indeed ;) :=)

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don't tell them, killing tourists by telling them to walk a few metres forward and fall to their deaths is a norwegian national sport

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danish men seem weirdly handsome (no homo) which i cant really say about any other particular country, whereas imo there are multiple countries that stand out for attractive women
copenhagen was nice enough

You want some milk, m8?

t. never left his room so he thinks everyone is autistic like him

I really wanna bang a danish man, they seem hot af

quaint town

Ja, hvor meget bliver det? Femoghalvtreds?

i know
stop

Helt sikkert. Har sendt dig femoghalvtreds kasser. Det blir lige under 14000 kr

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They have cute boipuccies

It's kind of cool how you guys manage to speak utter gibberish and still manage to communicate with each other

The only good Danish poster is that Palestinian user

""""""danish"""""""

they like pigs

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Nice people. I've worked on Skoleskibet Danmark and it was a ton of based guys there.