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which name is considered cooler in US, Adrian or Alex? also other cool names u can suggest? no memes pls

Fag

name your kid Tramone

Juan

Adrian is cool, Alex is very common

>Adrian
this is pretty chad name desu

Morning buds

morning

Love anime
Love China
Love Slipknot
Hate niggers

Hey Tramone

Tramone
More like shitmone

sup?

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Last night I slept with a girl who identifies as a boy

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how was it?

Some of these made me laugh hbu

youtube.com/watch?v=6PUAZjFROEo

Cringe

It was alright. We were both half drunk and the condom kind of killed it for me but goddamn s/he had a fat ass

Also, s/he did not reciprocate oral sex. Is this what it's like to sleep with a boy?

Kill yourself, Chad

Holy fagamoly. You’re gay!

watching some reviewbrah

Never seen a single video of his. How many subscribers does he have

1.1 million now, normal fags love him now

>muh sekrit club

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Never would have guessed that

yeah same, i think they find him different and "weird" so they look down on him as one of "those" people. I hope that sentence made sense

His dweebiness (?) is very endearing. imho

he makes long format reviews of fast food wearing a tuxedo

What do you think of girl who do this?

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It did. I’ll have to check him out

Looks like a benis down there

AAHHHHHHH HELP ME

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incel

*dabs on drumpftards*

How do you know that’s not a tiny little nutsack?

Any Italian Americans in? Need help with a sopranos line
Cheers

Oh shit it's America week at LIDL again.
Have to go to DM and Lidl is next to it, who wants live coverage??

umm i saw her vagene on her reddit account

travon in honor of our national hero

nonwhites are unironically more socially conservative than whites, its just that the Republicans suck at getting nonwhite votes

Absolute horseshit of a map

It’s a swap. Those are balls shrunken by hrt

Can I go buy red dead redemption 2 at a store today?

Republicans also aren't primarily about social issues and if they went hard on social issues whatever they gained in nonwhite votes they'd lose on libertariantards

>America week at LIDL
what now

>>Absolute horseshit of a map
>blacks vote dem 95 to 5
>spics vote dem 70 to 30
>asians vote dem 99 to 1
It's literally only white americans that ensure Republicans exist as a party. Without us, this country would be no different than Europe politically

Sound like fun tho I seen it before, I will take pics of the German section of supermarket next time I go

>what now
Freedom

ya it's always the same, they need to come up with new stuff

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Without us this country wouldn’t exist you twat.

>>asians vote dem 99 to 1
what?

>Without us, this country would be no different than Europe politically
what?

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NO SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH

GOD DAMN, YOU FUCKING LIBS ARE SO RETARDED

cant wait for the Americans boomers to die off

hit me up fampai

Can't wait for European boomers to die off.

based

Also European millennials and European silent generation (European Gen X and Zoomers can stay)

Why are you so upset? I’m not sure I’m understanding you at this juncture.

he is a boomer, ignore him

you called him a twat....hurtful!

Answer me. Where are my fellow gamers at

console players dont count as real gaymers

>buying games at the store
???

I thought what he said was silly. He had it coming.

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>havent had sex with the gf in 2 weeks for seemingly no reason she's just turned it down each time
>last month we did it almost everyday

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>tfw you knock up a white girl and elect a democrat
fuck Jow Forums and fuck white people

hope you all die out fast desu

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I don’t have fast enough internet to download games. I can barely watch YT videos on 144p sometimes

what the, how in the world is this possible?

You mean we'd have universal health care? Free education at grade school and college level? Livable wages? Mass transit? Adequate paternity leave for men and women? A minimal underclass and less violence? Clean and preserved environments and wildlife? Proper relationships with our neighboring countries that would reduce illegal border crossings and migrant workers? Minimum human rights and civil rights violations? We'd have a healthier culture that's not focused on over consumption which causes Americans to be overweight and in debt? Proper treatment of the internet as a utility? Green energy use and generation? More recycling? Less debt to foreign nations? Less discrimination in the way our laws are made, our cities and towns are zoned and how our justice is administered?

Yeah lets not let republican white people vote anymore, please, that would be really great actually.

I live in the boonies

>Gulf coast are is still partly red
Based desu

You spend more on welfare than European countries lol

does that mean your a farmer?

>universal health care
doesnt work
>Free education
pay for your own school
>Livable wage
mine's fine thanks
>Mass transit
i have a car, dont need it
>Adequate paternity leave for men and women
men dont need leave and women can get a babysitter
>A minimal underclass and less violence
europe is a hellhole compared to us

the rest of your points are nonsense

No, I just live on one

Wtf I love you

Be my bf

Our country's populations is also 3-4 times bigger than most European countries.

this has to be bait

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boon·docks

rough, remote, or isolated country.
"we're out here in the boondocks, miles from a telephone"
synonyms: backwater, hinterland, backwoods, backcountry, middle of nowhere; More
wasteland, bush;
informalboonies, sticks
"until I was twelve, we lived in the boondocks"


Also, this.

Ur just Jelly that I got all sweaty munching on that hairy, smelly snatch while getting knuckle deep in this dude's actual boy pussy

sounds awful

Nah

>cute girl asks me if I need a ride
>tell her "no its ok I live just down the street"
ARGH why am I like this? I don't deserve a gf

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you avoided being kidnapped and raped user

It’s nice that it’s quiet but everything is far away and I grew up pretty isolated obviously.

Maybe I am autistic but wouldn't it have been more awkward if you sat in a car for a tiny ride?

By a cute girl...
It wouldn't really be rape would it?

thats a very problematic way of thinking

this but unironically

How? And for all you know she was just trying to be nice...

Men can only be raped by other men

what about female pedos? they can definitely be rapist. or if she get the man very drunk first she can be a rapist or if she's in a position of power like a boss etc. or uses a gun

lots of ways of being a rapist that don't involve physical overpowering

Unless I was already dating someone (which I am not), there is literally no circumstance in which I would say no to sex with a 6.5/10 or above girl. Therefore, I can only be raped by men or ugly women

nice...

i've been today
its fucking garbage
those muffins are nice though

how to get hot president milf gf?

Nah. It only traumatized you if it’s another male

be retarded slav

it there proof of this?

We need to elect Tulsi Gabbert as president in 2020 so we can have our own hot milf president

No, that’s just based on my experiences.

Some chipotle sauce fell out of my sandwich and onto my favorite shorts today :(