Here's a handy dandy guide to Lithuania

Here's a handy dandy guide to Lithuania

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>Kaunas
>chock-full of crimes
explique-moi

Thanks, I will come visit Vilna

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Neat, made me curious

Ghetto trash fagnigger gypsies

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where do Lipka Tatars mainly inhabit

I don't get this "Portugal" in Vilnius

Visaginas is based tbqh

OP is the first Lithuanian I've seen who admits that Lithuania's culture actually comes from Samogitia.

It looks terrible desu

Trakai

>weird impossible to understand dialect that nobody uses anymore
>having drinks with someone
>oh hey so where are you from?
>really omg do you speak samogitian?
>come on say something in samogitian!
REEEEE IT'S NOT SOMETHING I CAN SWITCH ON AND OFF GODDAMNIT

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Haha dumb hick
The reason all your industry is up north is because that's closer to us (civilization) and our ports.

Is it true that Samogitians are tall and massive but quite dumb?

That's the stereotype we have in Polish literature.

>Portugal
wut?

Fuck I mean to call dumb hick, not OP.

Actually Klaipeda is a more relevant port than Riga.

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>96656095
You okay little bro, go bring me a beer

I'd imagine it might've been true way back in the day due to historical circumstances, but I doubt there are any significant differences these days. The only thing I noticed we've lighter eyes and different shaped noses.

please explain

no idea

It's a joke about Vilnius having same GDP per capita and prices as Portugal.

I wouldn't be so proud that your capital has GDP per capita on the level of the sick man of western Europe.

Who's proud?

I wouldn't point this fact out anyway

Too insecure to joke about yourself?

it doesn't really sound like a joke, it's not even funny

but whatever

Aw... don't feel bad, not everyone can understand these high IQ memes without context. It's not your fault.