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Greit, da får det bli norsk-samisk vennskapsutgave.

Ja.

Nei, vær så snill!

Kanskje

>han er så vanvittig undermenneskelig dum at han tror at ulv er viktigere enn beitedyr

skyt all ulv!

>elendig utgave
Den fǿlger alle reglene, så det er ingenting å klage over. Hvis den sårer fǿlelsene deres så er lesdeg ikke langt unna.

Norsk-samisk vennskapsutgave er en del av trådkulturen nå, enten dere liker det eller ikke.

Hello, Norweigians

1. Why are Vikings looked upon as these larger than life men who lived to fight?
2. Why does this myth building not extend to other invading forces like the Turks, Mongols, Cossacks or Tartars?
3. Were Vikings more like how ibn Fadlan described them, an organised crime group always on the watch for betrayal, or more like conventional soldiers whose exoticness gave them an aura of prowess?
4. What are some cultural/traditional elements of Viking society that continue to be practiced among the Danes?
5. In Norway's society, which period of history is the most discussed and celebrated? Is it the Viking age?

Særdeles bra brev

>litterært hele naturen skal være en sikker sone for sauer

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Ikke svar bæsj-i-doen

>må bruke norsk tipping da alle utenlandske tippesteder har blitt bannlyst i norge, og er nesten umulig å få uttak fra
>vinner 200 kroner på tipping på norsk tipping
>forsoker å ta ut pengene
>"det oppstod en feil" x20 ganger
nei fy faen

Dette er prisen vi betaler...

...FOR FRIHET

few days ago, i was at the party to witch one of my ''freneimies'' invited me to, he told me about he's recent trip to Norway, he told me about this ''incident'' where he saw 2 local norwegians with their girlfriends, he thought that they where acting in ''agressive'' manner, he walked up to one of them and pushed him with he's sholder, and gues what the norwegian guy apoligised to him.The guy is Russian by the way, and he felt proud about this act, of humiliating native in front of he's woman, at the moment he was telling this story i felt disqust and anger and wanted to punch him, but i didn't, you Scandinavians are like sheep, beuthefull, with beuthefull fur, beuthefull ayes, calm, and good, one of the best sheep you can find, and yet just a sheep, the big ugly wolf will eat you and feel no regret, if i was in your place i would of deported the motherfucker back where he belongs, hell i wouldn't even let my own people inside of the country, as it is so great because natives MAKE it such, please don't be stupid and safe your countries!The whole world is watching you, make sure to safe your people from doom.

fyflåbbe...

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for langt; leste ikke

oy vey

>5. In Norway's society, which period of history is the most discussed and celebrated? Is it the Viking age?
Around the time of enlightenment because it coincides with a literary period focused on praising national values, and a lot of highly esteemed art was created with that in mind.

Det er litterært umulig å bruke logikk i mote med landbruksdyret.

>haha! han er uenig med kokkovenstres tradisjoner? for en tulling!

>if i was in your place i would of deported the motherfucker back where he belongs
im pretty sure if anyone in this thread was in charge all foreigners would be shot, but its not up to us

>national values
Could you elaborate on these please?

In fact, I would also like to know what Norweigians think differentiates them from the rest of scandinavia in terms of culture, ethics and values.

>1. Why are Vikings looked upon as these larger than life men who lived to fight?
A culture that originates in cold, inhospitable, remote places that value martial prowess, manliness and shrewdness that actually did do some cool and impressive stuff lends itself easily to pop culture memery (sort of like the samurai I guess)

>2. Why does this myth building not extend to other invading forces like the Turks, Mongols, Cossacks or Tartars?
They do, at least for Mongols and Cossacks. .Also maybe because those people came from relatively fertile places and were not as ''remote''.

>3. Were Vikings more like how ibn Fadlan described them, an organised crime group always on the watch for betrayal, or more like conventional soldiers whose exoticness gave them an aura of prowess?
Neither? The term ''viking'' is pretty misleading as it can refer to either the Norse culture/civilication in Scandinavia+Iceland or it can refer to the men that sailed ships around the world to trade/explore/raid/conquer. Most of these were peaceful traders. And the viking soldiers at the time weren't really regarded as ''superhuman'' the same way we do now, they were just regular soldiers

>4. What are some cultural/traditional elements of Viking society that continue to be practiced among the Danes?
fuck the d*nes

>5. In Norway's society, which period of history is the most discussed and celebrated? Is it the Viking age?
No, I'd argue the ''oil adventure'' after 1969 is most often discussed and regarded as the most significant and important age in our history. If not that, then the era after the signing of the constitution in 1814 and the decades after where the work to carve out a seperate Norwegian identity and culture after the cultural decimation after the black death and the subsequent 400 years of Danish oppression

hvorfor er det to tråder oppe?

Autisme

Fordi jeg dreit meg ut med trådstarteren. Denne er rettmessig.

It's generally geared towards highlighting the nature of one's country. I think it was especially strong in Norway due to the prominent nature and how people have lived very closed to it historically. It was very important back then for the people to feel unified and differentiated from the Danes and Swedes, which owned the country of Norway for centuries.

I don't think there are many such values left today though.

What really happened: He bumped into some guy far better than him who dismissed him because he wasn't worth spending time on. He imagined this to be some important event in his mind when in reality he was forgotten 10 seconds later.

Ibn Fadlan was among the kievan rus if i remember correctly, so not really the scandi vikings.

Landsforræder Hareide på SELVMORDSKLOKKE

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Hvem var ibn Fadlan?

t. ikke veldig skole's smart

en araber som var på besok hos vikingene som bodde rundt elva Volga og skrev en dagbok om det, en av de eneste skriftlige kildene vi har om hvordan vikingene var

>value martial prowess, manliness and shrewdness
Can't we argue that all Germanic cultures were like this?

>they were just regular soldiers
So they were like any other army the Frisians, Gaels or Franks had to face in terms of tactics, intimidation, etc?

>fuck the d*nes
I'm sorry, it's just that Dane is often used interchangeably with viking. Can you answer this question in terms of Norwegian society then?

>carve out a seperate Norwegian identity and culture
Could you elaborate on this please. Other than geography what separates the Norwegian from the Swede or the Dane? What makes your culture and identity distinct?

What elements of Norwegian culture did the unions with Denmark and Sweden erase?

Slike ting er noe som du bǿr lære deg slik at du kan referere til det i en relevant samtale for at alle skal tro du er smart. Du får faktisk bruk for mesteparten av det i en eller annen barsamtale rundt kl 01, og det gir mye mer uttelling for hva folk tenker om intelligensen din enn faktisk dybdekunnskap.

For tråden skulle vært nede

De pelte buser og vaska seg aldri utenom i hverandres spytt

Innafor å legge seg for 12?

Ok takk

kan jo hende, men de hadde også bosatt seg der nede og hadde allerede konvertert til kristendommen og assimilisert seg en del med slaverne

Nei, vær oppe til kl. 7

Ja kanskje Hareide som årets mann 2018? Bra at en politiker fra et lite parti like ved sperregrensa skal forklarer oss at anstendighet faktisk teller. Den politikeren med mest ryggrad på flere år. Det er ikke greit å falle for populismen. Jeg kommer nok ikke til å stemme taktisk KRF selv om, men lederen deres önsker å lede og tar et standpunkt. Det fortjener kred.

>Can't we argue that all Germanic cultures were like this?
You can, I don't disagree with that at all. But my shitty personal hypothesis is that Norway, Iceland, the Faroes and even Sweden were given a little more credence because of their remoteness and (to varying degrees) harsher environment

>So they were like any other army the Frisians, Gaels or Franks had to face in terms of tactics, intimidation, etc?
What the fuck do I know about medieval army tactis? I'm just saying there were regular soldiers and that regarding them as being badass super soldiers is a recent phenomenon

>I'm sorry, it's just that Dane is often used interchangeably with viking.
Not by Scandinavians.

> Can you answer this question in terms of Norwegian society then?
The most obvious example that comes to mind is how certain pagan festivles were transformed into christian ones, like sankthans and jul

>Could you elaborate on this please. Other than geography what separates the Norwegian from the Swede or the Dane? What makes your culture and identity distinct?
The three cultures are of course very similar. There are a few things though that I think makes Norwegians stand out. Norways has an ancient and unque property laws which are deeply ingrained into Norwegian farm culture and modern legislature as well as view on natural resources. Norwegians love nature even more than the Danes and Swedes and approach the sanctity of nature with great respect. Another thing that comes to mind is the vast amount of Norwegian fairytales, which through the work of Asbjörnsen and Moe (and others) helped shaped Norwegian culture and identity. These fairly tales were oral, and were shared among peasants. And these stories tell of a certain Norwegian view of life, ambition, success, social status and mocked arrogance and ''know-it-all-ness''. I could probably write 4000 words about this but I can't be fucked to do that

tbc

1. Because they were much larger than their opponents, taller. Also they fought very well.

2. We invaded turks. Alaric the King killed Attila the Hun.

3. Ibn Fadlan described Swedish vikings, they were dirty and roughed, much like an organized crime kin. The Norwegians were much more honorable.

4. The Danes have their genetics, as well as some social practices still among themselves.

5. It must be the age between 800 to 1200. Though, that latter period of our reunification is talked about the most.

cont.
>What elements of Norwegian culture did the unions with Denmark and Sweden erase?
Norwegian litterature, definitely. The time spent in union in Denmark is known as the ''400 year darkness'' because it was a 400 year long dark age in Norwegian litterature

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takbir

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ALLAHU AKBAR

>The Norwegians were much more honorable
Could you elaborate on the differences that existed between Swede, Dane and Norweigian Vikings?

Thank you for answering these questions in details.

I would really like to know how Noreigian values that you talk of shaped contemporary society and how it differs from your Nordic neighbours. But it's okay if you don't want to answer that.

Altså, faktisk ikke greit
Kvinner skal ikke involveres i slike ting. Dette er mannfolkarbeid og mannfolk som planlegger

Virker heller som ultra-autisme mener nå jeg. For en mann som snakker mye om "frykt" (selvbevaring kaller normale folk det), så har han jaggu mye frykt for å regjere med FRP.

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Ibn Fadlan, an arabic scholar met vikings in Kievan Rus. He described them as the most dirty he had ever seen, despite them sailing up rivers with opportunites to wash themselves. Even the turk thought them despicable. This is the swedish viking. While the Norwegian, they groomed their hair, washed themselves and found character and kin as the most upheld principle in society.

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fyfaen, absolutt alle problemene denne fyren klikker for stammer fra jodene

Hvordan slutter jeg å være deprimert gutta? Spǿr helt uironisk.

>han messer med dan pena

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anonsen som investerte i fred.olsen energy på selvmordsvakt

Det er bare å slutte å være et snoflak det. Slutt å smelt under press. MANN OPP FOR FAEN DIN JÆVLA FITTE!!

tenk at folk faktisk tror at verden kommer til å gå tom for olje innen vår levetid

Saud og Israel sitter på sinnsykt mye olje da...

Slutt å være en drittautist

>alt var degenerasjon for lyset fra kristendommen gjorde alt bra
har han fyren aldri hort om de kristne som bodde på toppen av stolper til innvollene deres falt ut, de som kastrerte seg selv, de som gladelig tok livet sitt, herpet alt av kunst, hvordan de tidlige gnostiske kristne levde i hor og synd, hvordan kirken til Paulus var en eneste stor orgie etc etc etc

>Israel
Israel har jo null naturressurser, bortsett fra litt olje de stjeler fra libanesisk territorialfarvann og litt gass de stjeler fra Vestbredden.

I enden av middelhavet så samler det seg opp en del tang med tiden. Sok det opp, undersok det, men det er en hel del olje utenfor kysten til Israel og Libanon.

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Jǿss, visste ikke at det var så mye. Har de begynt å utvinne det enda?

tenk å faktisk tro på global oppvarming

er dette en jode?

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Nei, det er ingen platformer i middelhavet. De sparer det. Saud har også en god del mer en det de har sagt.

Ville dere en kjempejv?
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Det er nok lurt. Irriterer meg grenselǿst at landa jeg håper mest skal forsvinne har nok olje til å vare de neste 800 årene. Fy faen.

Joder sier hele tida at "israel er et verdilost land, det er bare en orken lol la oss ha det stedet og se hvilken god jobb vi har gjort med å gjore en orken til et fint sted".

Piss, Israel er et perfekt sted for handelsruter og alt mulig rart. Folk har provd å ha kontroll på Israel i alle år fordi alle handelsruter, oljeledninger og alt mulig rart i hele verden går gjennom der og alltid har gjort det pga. geografien. Det er et utrolig verdifult stykke land.

Svart makt, bror! Svart makt

Forstå at det er greit å feile og at ingen er perfekte, selv ikke ISKer. De er simpelthen gode på å skape fasader for å score sosiale poeng, men dette er ikke alt som betyr noe. Spesielt ikke for en nedslått person. Disse må starte med det små fra bunn. Fokuser på få sove slik natt og dag tilsier (sövn er det desidert viktigste for deprimerte), sörg også for mat i skrotten i löpet av dagen. Forsök deg på et par turer rundt huset ditt. Pröv å kommunisere litt med familie.

Pröv å akseptere at ting er gode nok, så lenge du prover. Det er det samme om det er museskritt du tar, så lenge du beviser for deg selv at du er verdt det og faktisk gjör noe for din egen del.

Husk: du kan ikke alltid være best, men du kan alltid gjöre ditt beste.

t. Sprenger

verden vil ikke overleve hvis vi forsetter å borre etter olje og brenne kull

Ja, trenger en höy og sterk mamma-jv.

brenn kull, betal avgiften

Dette, men sprengerne som sitter med makta trenger de siste kjappe profittene de kan skvise ut för de sier "lykke til" og tar kvelden.

>Han tror på klimaendringermyten
Dra hjem til Lesdet

Hva skal vi gjore når vi går tom for olje og kull?

>vi har klimahysterikere i tråden

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Vi er alle döde om vi fortsetter til ALT er brukt opp.

Faktisk innse at det ikke er noe som heter uendelig slöseri uten konsekvenser =/= hysteri

>olje og gass ressursene er brukt opp
>samfunnet kollapser
Egentlig helt ok fåvæ

vi må redde klima gutta!

Men da må jeg faktisk gjore noe annet med sopla enn å bare kaste det ut av hybelvinduet

Begynn med å sniffe dine egne fjerter

en kompis sa at hvis jeg skal kjope en bil som varer lenge burde jeg kjope toyata eller honda, er dette sant? foler at honda er ganske homsete