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Spending the Saturday hungover.

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>not smoking marijuana to cull the hangover
>not drinking water and more alcohol
???

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Yes hello.

>smoking the devils lettuce
My body is a temple I will not put that evil plant in it.
I don't really want to get drunk again today, quiet Saturday for me.
Hello yes.

Soon

>9 am & someone starts the whipper snipper.
Fuck off with that noise cunt.

I actually believe it, the bastards deleted my thread.

Fuck the mods

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Wonder if it was the Russian poster.

Probably

I still can't believe it, how is this thread anything but proper international discussion.

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What was the thread about?
Oh well, they're a bit fucking cunty lately these mods.

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Shitklonskaya poster BTFO
But I reported it for avatar use

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Going back to sleep, nightie night.

one 404 was not enough

Phone keeps falling down my leg

I know right
Dumb thick cunts
You bastard
gn

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Lads the carer just helped me clean my room & make my bed. I'm that that fucking useless. Haha

>evil plant
it really does help user, did you have a shit experience or something?
im going to nap and then get drunk again. i wish i didn't work tmw morning fugg

Another new young qt in training today lads.

Going not to look like a sperg in Coles lads.

Think they might give me my knives back soon fellas, i promise no stabberino :)))

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My mum still hides the knives when I go home.

Shit's fucked man, i just wanna cut somethin ya feel

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It's getting fucking hot lads.

I don't think my interview went that well...

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Ahhhhhhhhh

Just had a bullet vibe fall out of my pocket at work, I don't think anyone saw, I hope.

that's really mean

time to go drinking again

Fucking alcoholic, are you a native american or something?

I think the Russian that posts here is a janny

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nah just have a ton of invites to go out atm
are you a straight edge faggot?

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> nah just have a ton of invites to go out atm
Invites, what the fuck are you on about
> are you a straight edge faggot?
Yeah, I'm straight as a fucking ramp

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thinking about having a wank tonight.

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>invites
im with irl frens for a moment

sad hours

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The joke is that I'm not straight ;)
Then why are you here, dumb Inuit
No, it's rad hours

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>loli
buddy,

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why can't i b here i like you lads too

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lolis are fucking radical
why would you want to

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lmao at this pedo nigga over here

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lmao at this homo nigger right here

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I was trying reinforce the joke :c
You can b here m8

I may be a homo, but i only pray on boys who look little and not little boys baka

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cheers this PBR is for you!
because i just said i like you, what's hard to understand?

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O
Well why not go after boys that go after boys who look little, now's that's smart.

sounds gay

I have woken up from my nap.

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God I wish that was me

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Weirdo.

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NOT weird

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You are pretttty weird.

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Hello /ausnz/

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eating a bag of these

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AM big gay
NOT weird

Heyy hey there cutie.
How are you today?
Yumm I wish I could be bothered to go down to the shop and pick something to eat.

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fatty

thug life

If you say so....

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I am fine, how are you?

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Alright, was my birthday yesterday went out and got silly drunk.
Now I've stayed in and using today to recover.
Have you got any plans for the day?

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wait
NO
NEITHER WEIRD OR BIG GAY

Why do people always think I'm gay?

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Nope. It was my birthday 2 days ago

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Gayboi.
You are the big gay and nothing you do can convince me otherwise.
Here or in real life?
Happy Belated Birthday Hungaryanon!
What did you do for your birthday?
No plans best plans.

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In real life

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Maybe you look or act gay?
Or you could just give off that vibe.

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Happy birthday to you too! I was just lazying around all day long

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Gosh darn lazybones!
I did the exact same thing today, and for tonight, I plan to be EXTRA lazy.

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You are an even bigger lazybones!

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I'm back after cooking stir fry lads.

The alcoholic room mate has been drinking again lads

/ausnz/ more like /austismz/ lol

You should drink with him

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Lmoa

He called the carer & asked if she could pick him up. She said No, so he's gotta walk home. Haha

Adams in the kitchen lads with the carer making a chocolate cake. Tomorrow morning the carer will make pancakes for us then we will go on a lunch outing.

Nope.
Where are the proofs?
Could do with a stir fry right now actually...
lmoa

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Anyone in Christchurch?

Yeet

Can you help with weed I can pay for your trouble

oof

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Is asking on int better or worse than asking homeless people?

>buying weed off Jow Forums
Can't be that hard to find it, can it?

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Pathetic
I have weed, but someone like you doesn't deserve any

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The carer just got annoyed at Zane for walking around the house only in briefs on his way to the shower. Haha

Planning to be EXTRA lazy means you are an EXTREME lazybones

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Feels bad

>stoners
degenerates, all of you

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THIS

>degenerates, all of you

not me. i only smoke the finest human bones.

damn
maybe I should smoke some dank weed right now desu

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Yeah, there's a few
Just approach some geology students desu

meet me @kfc mate ill jack ur weed

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I'm on the hugs not drugs train
Besides if someone beats you enough you get naturally high

>Besides if someone beats you enough you get naturally high
huh

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>kfc
K F C

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t. cant afford the official meal of west auckland

>can’t afford my favorite fast food
What did he mean by this?

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Subspace silly
People do bdsm because you can get a high from it