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/balk/ - Balkan Thread
Robert Walker
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Julian Jones
primus romanus
Aaron Sanchez
lions are a terrible national animal
bunnies are much better
Daniel Jackson
Xavier Miller
Evan Barnes
bulgaria doesn't even has lions
Luke Diaz
Trips for summer
Jayden Turner
Elaborate...
Yes but they need religion. It's like their opium, and I can't judge them. I've come to realise that I too need some sort of an opium to keep myself going. Otherwise, what's the point?
They believe an invisible entity is waiting for them post-thenatos and if they behave themselves, they'll be rewarded. It's actually a good thing that this system that is called religion and its branches exist because these things keep people in line.
Hudson Johnson
Based Rusbey fren, is that you??
Andrew Bennett
Why would I ever?
Kevin Butler
did you know that russia has tigers
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Bentley Rodriguez
>the lion from the albanian zoo is called Lenci
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Landon Mitchell
And
E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T-S
damn, wish I was there
Landon Carter
We're in agreement then.
Unfortunately there's no way to speak of these things without sounding so arrogant you probably like sniffing your own farts.
Luke Hill
yes hello turkey
>DELIBERATELY RELEASED
holy fucking based
they could've evolve into mammoths
or just freeze to death oops
Jordan Moore
Do you like Putin??
Do you like Tsar Nikolas??
How would you interpret this video??
Criticising others' beliefs as outsiders isn't arrogant.
Nathan Howard
Elephants are based I would send them to eat serbians crops so they starve,or stomp on some gypsies.
Maybe give em to a Hungarian to ride them a lil bit in Romania waving his flag.
Colton Howard
Not as based as horses who can jump over their foes
Colton Hernandez
>putin
cancer
>tsar
aids
>video
clueless faggots talking shit
Aiden Miller
Or lions,I wish I could ride a lion to battle.
Well just genetically engineer them to be more muscular so they can Sprint faster.
And Bam.
They'll eat Serbia's food and run away.
Keep em away from those rats(greeks)tho.
Oh and they will fertilize the soils.
Oliver Gutierrez
>Putin
Ok
>Tsar
Shit. Didnt deserve to die though.
>video
What he said
Jeremiah Morales
Why do the bugari fear the Serb?
Isaac Stewart
Why do you dislike Putin? He looks very strong and doesn't seem corrupt. Tho I wouldn't know..
Tsar seems based af. I love Nikolas desu senpai...
Jackson Scott
>I love Nikolas
How to trigger him 101
Julian Butler
If you are talking about me. I just wanna provoke them,so they chimp out and NATO blows them up.
Tell me one reason why we should keep serbians in the Balkan and not replace them with based elephants?
One!
Jason Diaz
Well, no homo but he's legit the most handsome ruler...
Juan Cruz
Good luck when elephants invade and enslave Bulgarians to use them as dildos
Now that you say it he's indeed good looking (no homo)
Michael Garcia
where is Constantinopole though?
Give me back my Constantinopole!!!
Isaiah Thomas
Well just call in the Hungarians they know how to deal with em.
And besides elephants can carry huge logs,are very smart,and can memorize human faces.
Hudson Wright
we are still living on rotting corpse of soviet union where salaries don't improve but everything raises in price every year, not to mention ingenious recent pension reform
meanwhile putin and rest of government spend billions of dollars on garbage like crimean bridge and war in syria and their desires like villas in western europe and so on
tsar was simply a worthless insect pigdog vermin rodent trash abomination and totally deserved death, fuck his offspring and fuck monarchy, read a wiki article on him that is enough to start hating tsar
Jonathan Peterson
OP is gay
hahhaha LOL
Charles Williams
>J. Edgar Hoover appears to have protected his emotional, sensitive and possibly homosexual self by learning the secrets of others. In other words, he blackmailed himself some privacy.
hmmm
Matthew Wood
I'll read about him tomorrow.
As for the current state, it does sound corrupt. Feels bad man. Hope you lot get what you want.
I've got to go now lads, good night.
Nathaniel Nguyen
hello balkan friends, how true is the claim that brown eyed slavs from bulgaria or serbia have almost certainly been türked at some point or another?
Jaxson Richardson
>going to bed so early
>friday
weak
gn(cCc)
Robert Gomez
That's a disgusting meal
Gavin Collins
>pole
How? It was us who btfo'd the King Loo and his elephant armies and we forgot how to do that, hell we lost from fucking cockroaches later on. Unleashing elephants in the Balkans would be like death by nuking but slower
Austin Ross
>eating beans with eggs and milk
>not being bloated and farting all day
what did the hun mean by this?
Isaac Cook
War in Syria is important for Russia though
While the Crimean bridge was funded almost entirely by an oligarch
Elijah Evans
We only lost to the cockroaches after we became weak and had some sort of political turmoil.
Hell during the turkey conquest of Anatolia our rulers still waged war with you Shisman tried to take Constantinople too.
I don't know who's bright idea was to employ mercenaries from the East to stamp out rebellions.
Elephants are smart user,well just raise them from little to big and they won't trouble us.
Yeah they may crush a village or two,but that for the serbians to worry.
Maybe we will build a wall around Macedonia and put em there.
I mean their flag is already a circus.
Robert Hall
Zachary Torres
idk but i have blue eyes and my family tree has no turkish names in it
Christopher Hall
It's true. They call themselves called Bosniaks nowadays.
Brody Robinson
>Elephants are smart
I know. We need to make sure than they don't end up getting spined by some daring Bulgarians while small because they'll remember that and good luck then
>Put them in FYROM
Yeah I like this idea better, we might even make rusanon's idea real and make mammoths out of them
Camden Perry
Gabriel Howard
Bah they love it bro.
Would you wanna spin like a bayblade?
People go to the circus to spin on the big machines too.
How's that any different?
And besides,villagers don't do it often,only when bored.
Andrew Harris
more important than salaries, pensions, roads, healthcare, science and so on
Aiden Hill
Well only if you were dizzy you'd go to fyrom as an elephant so you have a point
Jeremiah Miller
does this guy get mentioned in romanian education?
Aiden Mitchell
get fucked b*lkanshits
Brody Clark
The T*RK is the epitome of human poverty and mediocrity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is a skeleton. His malnourished body makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is almost a corpse, as a result of his low levels of I.Q. This gives him the appearance of a stick and q zombie. He is then covered by his dirty skin. This dark skin reminds us of his dirtiness and poor health, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the mediocre mentality of t*rks, made to withstand such a poor condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep dirtiness that emerge from not showering in a month.
The T*RK man's demeanor is like a monkey´s. He is low I.Q, primitive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more civilized, moral races of man (White Master race)
The summit of expression of his stupidity on his body is his head. The T*RK brain is the lowest of all the races. As the I.Q is the penultimate symbol of cleverness, this alone would suffice to make the T*RK man the most brainlet of men. This low I.Q is able to make shit tier countries and traditions, being able to more than fill holes with his shit instead of making sewers and a toilet. Its low I.Q ensures that when it comes to logical thinking, the weak t*rkish intelligence will immediately have a meltdown and will act violently.
In total, the T*RK "man" expresses this low intelligence in a most exemplary manner in his countries. When he tries to make a building, he uses sticks and shit.
All this is the reason why the T*RK "man" is the epitome of poverty.
Blake Thompson
Parker Wilson
KURDED
Juan Barnes
why two turks above hate each other so much
Aiden Flores
It's hard to accept the truth for some, Turkocracy soon.
Aaron Richardson
>when your life expectancy is lower than the retirement age
Andrew Stewart
In history classes. That's about it.
Connor Campbell
what do they teach you about him?
Ryan Smith
Did you know a Kosovo Albanian renovated your Kremlin?
Brandon Hall
That he founded the Legionary Movement.
Jose Morgan
so they focus on his movement and not the man himself? I read that he was executed by the monarchy and he has some spicy quotes, seems like the sort of guy that can get you interested in history. What do they teach about his movement?
Cooper Collins
It's part of the larger history surrounding our involvement in WW2.
Brody Howard
cool, we only get taught the broad strokes of WW2 since we weren't involved. What do people think about the legionaries? is it one of those things you learn in school and forget or are you supposed to have an opinion about it? they seemed really cool from what i've read about them but I don't doubt it could've just been right wing propaganda
Joshua Rivera
Most people are apathetic. Some still respect them and there's a spiritual successor in the New Right party. But I haven't talked about him and the Iron Guard with other people in a long time and it's not something that people think about at all most of the time.
>they seemed really cool from what i've read about them but I don't doubt it could've just been right wing propaganda
Some of them were fucking crazy, and some were pants on head retarded. They were in fact so batshit crazy that even Hitler thought they were going too far, and they got taken down by Antonescu, who he himself was an anti-semite and ultranationalist.
John Jones
I guess I need to read more about them, thanks for the replies
Jaxson Wood
Serve hate thread on Jow Forums, join in
Liam Price
You sure are obsessed with serbs.
William Walker
Not really, I just loathe them like one loathes house vermin
Kayden Gray
My girlfriend :) youtu.be
Luis Myers
I don't go around posting on /balk/ every day about how much I hate rats, though. You're quite obviously obsessed with them, however.
Nathan Lopez
Nothing wrong with obsessively hating vermin
Weeb
Anthony Davis
>the braindead russian diaspora in guatemala is there
What's the deal with this freak?
Charles Foster
Obsessing over anything is wrong, especially over an entire people. It's mentally unhealthy.
Dominic Cooper
Noah Williams
>my girlfriend
>the girl I haven't met
Kayden Taylor
there's no guatemalta flag there
Anthony Hill
Kek even Latin Americans hate them
Brandon Hill
It's the confederacy flag. he raises my fucking red flags, strong montenigri vibes
Gavin Reyes
wake up you lazy turds
Lucas Hernandez
no u
Connor Edwards
there, i roughly broke down what it means to be a modern danube bulgar, for those who are confused and want to be a balhAran
(ignore the letters, i was gonna make a map but decided not to)
Joseph Gutierrez
Bump
Jace Garcia
Cute graphic but there was the Glagolitic alphabet before the Cyrillic one and the Romans got their Latin alphabet from the Etruscans who got theirs from the Greeks. Also if you want to go back further the Greeks got theirs from the Phoenicians which is derived from Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Nicholas Sanders
razbudi se smrdliv seljak u dorm
Owen Stewart
>want to start language school but have to register within a week
i feel so unprepared and nervous, its just 6 weeks but for some reason i feel like its this massive task
Wyatt James
I heard Thessaloniki is revered in Greece. Is it true this city is better than Athens?
Landon Barnes
First world pussy
Levi Wilson
Is it just me or usually southern countries (Greece, Italy, Spain, Portugal) look depressing, at least on google maps? Well, I'm not talking cities like Milan, but small towns and villages.
It's claustrophobic, those aren't even houses, it's like an one floor commieblock which spans over the entire street.
Elijah Sanchez
That looks comfy af
Juan Hughes
Nordic paradise:
The real redpill: The entire world is a shithole except like 5 countries
Blake Turner
Looks like a Russian settlement on AoE3. To me it's nice, but I can't deny it's a shithole with those puddles in the roads.
Brody Moore
>still with google map
Autism
Lincoln Hall
>everybody who has quirks or slightly unusualy hobbies is an autist hehe *scrolls instagram*
Robert Butler
unusual*
Jonathan Richardson
Bulgarians were 24h late
Jason Gutierrez
Aiden Torres
Why do young Americans love communism?
Alexander Kelly
Nice VPN Damustus
Austin Thompson
Based as fuck
Logan Perez
We were there first. But the Turks gave it to you for free passage. Anyway, whats in the past is in the past.