How bad was it boys?

How bad was it boys?

Previous thread:
Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

/smg/ autistic podcast:
youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw?&ab_channel=ComfyChan

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

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Other urls found in this thread:

livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

im glad we added the CNBC link but im not happy about the comfy podcast link

it was bad

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>DOW crashed 400 points
>Trade war is still going on between U.S and China
>EVERYTHING IS NOT OK ON THE L.B.J

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I fucked up the title again. Don't worry I'll get good one day!

CNBC is for commies, queers, and sjws, we need the fox business network link.

livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html

why does VIX moon when it dumps

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total Global sell off
Its over

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brb signing up for tae kwon do and chinese classes

>sold tvix at 5.20 for some meager profits

FUCK

why not bloomberg

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Am I a retard for investing almost exclusively in Canadian weed stocks and cryptocurrency?

Just kidding, I know I am.

Mark my words, tomorrow will be HMNY's time to shine.

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Australia and the Nips will save the markets

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>implying it's day hasn't begun

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Mark my words, wait until June 6th and you will see them soar.

Delete the CNBC link and the podcast link. I didn't add it, and it's more of just a novelty than a thread staple everyday.
Note to the next thread OP here ^^^

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what does that even mean without a price and a time-frame? some people think it's just a squeeze and it might hit 1 buck. others think a year from now it'll be 7 and is a long-term hold.

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This shit is going to be mooning hard by the end of the week.

I will do my best!

>some people think it's just a squeeze and it might hit 1 buck.
Where are the shorts then faggot?

Oh I don't doubt it. I'm in the long haul for both because I see big opportunities.

But I can't help but laugh at how fucking stupid my folio looks

LET'S GO HPQ

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How is the Nikkei doing ?

my SHORT DICKS position is gonna make me some fucking money tomorrow

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I hope you bought some APHQF too.

Very Badly, almost back to buy zone

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I never heard of Big5 before that guy came in here, but we've got Dicks where I'm from. I love Dicks.

We're gonna make it

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>Went short on CRM
>Order never filled
Thank god

EVERYONE'S SELLING, WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING

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> nikkei poster is bearish
god help us

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I'm out bros, totally out.

Sidelining until the crash.

people still trade boomer stocks?

options

the aussies will surely save us

>SPY is down 1.15% today
>IT'S THE CRASH GUYS I'M OUT

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100 more days like this and we'll be wiped out!

wait for tomorrow.

Where my HMNY niggas at?

I'm holding this on leverage because I'm a degen and I almost had a margin call.

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in at .55. if smg actually makes me money... i will have no face

Ugh. I'm back -- sort of.
Will post more in 30-60 minutes.

Bought more TLT puts (for January), flipped half my SPY reserves for SPXL, and finally bought bought a couple short term call options on SPY for Friday at $270.
Today was an exciting day.
Portfolio churn was something like $10k for me. Only 2k of which was going into options.

I don't know what these long Dick's are doing after hours. Dick's gonna drop tomorrow after the earnings call

CGC
>get in before it gets added to index funds

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It's been shorted to hell.

It will ascend beyond the heavens.
Why do you think HMNY is authorized to sell 300 mill shares? It's a crowded short.
4 dollars by July or I'll self deport.

what was your buy price?

its going up

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Tomorrows green, everyone will forget about Italy for a while

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I got .65 on my real broker and .54 on Robbin Hood.

7,000 shares total.
It will make me a cool 30K if it all goes to plan.
I'll be trading it around to pickup more shares.

I bought Aurora at 1.50. Im doing just fine.

trading plan?

I planned to trade it somewhere between .74 and .60

But now looks like the the trading range for the following days could be 1.00 and .70 to .60

Sell all the 30% to 40% spikes and buy back at the mean.

This won't go to back to $30 in a decade but probably back to $4 or $5.

The owner is a literal Israeli Jew.
Watch out.

thats bullish news

I'll find the article, but the CEO said he wasn't worried about going broke because he was authorized to dump the rest of the shares the company owned.
That doesn't really sound like a positive thing

kek

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They are certainly good at making money.
I wonder if the guy running DRYS is a Jew too.
He's certainly good at making money off the shareholders.

I'm convinced there's no way to make money off this guy. I have a strangle on HMNY for many months out. I don't think that shit will ever even make money on this powderkeg of a shitstorm.

No this is what companies do when they are death spiraling but the markets aren't rational and will eat shit if you feed it to them.

The more I learn about the market the more I resent the people who run it for being retarded

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I mean I have hard time telling just how much is from market manipulation and how much is from the stupidity of the basic trader. Probably a lot of both...

>no /smg/ in op
way to hide it you mo

I'm working on it!

Filtered

Its a 30 year old finance company. They'll have enough credit to stay open at least a year and bilk some ST nerds into holding our bags at 2 dollars.

the funniest shit would be if moviepass actually succeeded and a few years from now 100x

kys you useless fuck

YOU GUYS CRAMER IS WORRIED!!! IT'S OVER

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There is no way moviepass is going to succeed, their customers are complaining about it on their twitter constantly. I have never seen a company so hated by it's own users.

Unfiltered

Cramer is a tard. Tomorrow we rip.

picked up BAC end of day today

good move or bad move?

Yeah because they changed their terms and won’t let some autist from nebraska see the same movie 20 times in a row. It was an unsustainable business model when they opened.

So? There are plenty of unsustainable business models out there being traded on the stock market. This piece of shit is just one year away from croaking but can still make money like a mad cunt.

all the banks financials look amazing. but i don't trust the banks. it could all be subprime debt for all i know.
had an idea to monitor that stuff automatically after watching the big short, to see if the banks were jewing us. but forgot about it

but i guess the meme is if interest rates go up then people with ARMs could get fucked and not be able to pay.

I think Nikkei bro was being facetious or sarcastic

Kek. Exactly how this is supposed to be played.

It isn't. He's absolutely playing his shareholders, and I have no idea how to play his gameplan. I really think he's going all out DRYS on this shit.

You couldn't be more wrong.
They only have enough cash in the bank to stay open another month or two. Check the filings.
If he doesn't raise more cash via dilution, which is what he signalled as his intent, he will need debt based finance, which he signalled that he hates, otherwise he WILL go bankrupted.
The numbers don't lie.

I hope you didn't go all in, but that is the impression that I was getting too for power hour, which is why I finally swiped a couple calls.

Unironically ALT tomorrow

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Ha!
You think customer complaints will determine the financial viability of a company?
>American Airlines, Delta and most other shitty US airlines
>Equifax after the security breach (yeah, it dipped hard, but they haven't gone bankrupt and are only going up since)
>Facebook after the data breach (full recovery despite all the #deletefacebook shilling)
>COMCAST

Complaints mean literally nothing. They got jewed out of their money. Kek. Every complaint is dollar bills lining up for HMNY's next income statement.

Pic related will be us EOY
SPY is going retesting price levels phase
Going retest 264 this week
If 264 fall then 255

If 264 hold them we hit 270 then maybe 274

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How are those bags looking, senpai?
I screencapped it.

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273 tomorrow on big tech.

>273
I can believe 270 though
Maybe 272 the day after

probably going to moon tommrow or the day of like what C did

this post was supposed to say at beginning: BAC has ex div thursday,
C mooned on its ex div

No way! today was alot tech companies exit pump
MU going bring everyone down soon

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Gold futures gapped up
Indexes forming classical limpdick

Hope you have lube tomorrow

SOON™
Get lost you and your shitty charts

Green day tomorrow
BaNKS will rally after this overselling

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Check the ES 1 hour.

If I keep telling myself this, it will happen, right??

Me dont need to, know it going down, see:

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Tech held it up pretty well. I do see further downdide to them but i learned hard lesson fron nflx to risk shorting faang. I think ill try to see if i can buy them at the lows for leap options when conditions improve. I still got mu puts but i am considering them bust...right now im trying to assess if its worth taking position in jpm and visa

Can I be your driver? I know how to drive a car and only swear a little at other drivers

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how much are the Bogs paying you?

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Of course. Buying more tomorrow as well

Anybody short DKS today for earnings tomorrow? I have a feeling their gun shenanigans are going to burn them tomorrow.

We’re 272-273 tomorrow so far.