Why are most communist leaders handsome?

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*fathers Justin Trudeau*

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is dat che

*mogs you*

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tfw you were never stalin’s private faggot pussyboy slut

yes

Eugenics
Communist people are all very rich, so actually it's because they are upper class men of good breeding
prove me wrong protip you can't

Stalin looks like a reality TV faggot on this.

idk

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you know there even exists some doubt whether that guy actually is stalin

here is a pic where young stalin actually looks like stalin

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Like who?

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Castro is the one supposed to be his father not Che.

Obviously all communists are scum who deserve death, but Che was an interesting guy that I kind of look up to. He was proud of his Spanish noble ancestry, single handedly executed hundreds of blacks, raped his maids.

If he wasn't a commie, he'd be /ourguy/. Anyway, he mostly just used commieism to get power, he didn't give a fuck about comminism and all its bullshit.

This is Stalin

This probably isn't. And if it is, it's highly edited because Stalin had scars and stuff all over his face.

He still looks pretty good unironically

Same guy, different eyes I think.

Your pic is after he finally got laid.

Not gonna lie. Many Anarchists are pretty ugly, like Durruti but in pic related he's a 8/10

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Did he always have the scars though?

Joseph Stalin -- the Stalinator

The Man of Steel is back to smash Trotskyism, Cosmopolitanism and Capitalism!

Bye bye Trotsky and modern fake Leftists! Look at our black soviet boots, postwar punks! Joe Stalin is back! Trotskyites and anarcho-marxist punks will soil their pants! The modern Left is a joke! HAIL STALIN! ICE !!!

Are you ready for a REAL STALINATOR?
A REAL REVOLUTION?

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>most communist leaders are handsome

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yeah, chicken pox during childhood or something like that

Leon was pretty good though.
Cute!

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I kind of like Lenin but he was an ugly cunt.

I knew a kid who looked exactly like young Lenin

his father was a criminal and he was a criminal

If you are a phony postwar "Leftist" and think Nationalism is wrong and there was no difference between Stalin and Trotsky or your cosmopolitical bullshit, be careful.
Im a real left winger what are YOU?

When the Wehrmacht invaded Russia in 1941, the Soviet defences collapsed. The size of Russia did, however, give Stalin time to think and what he came up with was really a nationalist branch of economic Socialism (National Socialism). Stalin revived the old ranks and orders of the Russian Imperial Army to make the Red Army simply the Russian Army and stressed patriotic appeals in his internal propaganda. He portrayed his war against Nazi Germany not as a second "Red" war but as "Vtoraya Otechestvennaya Vojna" -- The Second Patriotic War-- the first such war being the Tsarist defence against Napoleon. He deliberately put himself in the shoes of Russia's Tsars, though he was left-wing like all great revolutionaries.

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Forgot pic

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young Trotsky was kinda cute too

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Makhno was quite attractive.

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>Communism is when fat people raise their fists
Dumb fucking Angl*.

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Now let's compare these with far rightists...

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I think I'm noticing some sort of pattern, anyone else?

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>implying lenin wasn't stoke aesthetic as hell

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>sample size: 1
ah yes, Jow Forums.

When you are handsome, you get lots of women around you. You feel confident and get leadership abilities.
Women around you make you more leftist.

Engels, not a leader, but one good lucking guy.

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he looks like a neckbeard that would be playing fortnite if he were alive today

Yeah I see that. I do prefer his later, grown beard.

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So is this what the average Romanian anons look like?

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Dios mio!
This, Leftists(not liber*ls) are BVLLS. The R*ght are a bunch of cringy incels

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Both sides have creatura

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Eugene Debs
He unironically looks like a chad though. That jawline is Cavill-tier

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>Leftists(not liber*ls) are BVLLS

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>that chadline
Can strike fear through N*zi hearts

>The R*ght are a bunch of cringy incels

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>Stalin
>rich

Huey Newton

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Huey stroke nothing but fear into racist virgins

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Other photos from the same mug shot exist including ones that show his beak nose and pockmarks in profile.

t. Saw them in the Stalin museum in Gori I Georgia

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The inc*l fears the Egoist

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Handsome men are more likely to be followed due to the halo effect.

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Hideous

smash the fash!

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>cherrypicking
Khrushchev

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>Belgium
*cringe*

*mogs your path*

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why isnt this on Jow Forums

L*nin was the incest-baby, so nothing surprising.

That photo was a fake. he looked like drug addict with acne actually.

*unmog*

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basado

The first one definitely isnt IIRC it was a Georgian actor. Stalin always had pock marks.

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>Stalin
>Antifa
>Smash Trotsky

Wasn't Trotsky the guy who came up with antifa?

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*block your kkk rally*

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Malcom X was far right

They are demons impersonating a dead person.

Nicolae didn't age well did he?

anti fascists look like THAT?!?!

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Because pol is full of autist

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that's not stalin

just another tankie meme grounded in complete lies

one would think that having to constantly lie and cheat to justify and spread your worldview would make one stop and think a bit, but every single communist is in it for (perceived) personal gain.

He kind of looks like Ben Schwarz

Jow Forums is full of autists too m8.

The smart ones post here.

Not neccessarily the smart ones, just the brown and gay ones.

Jow Forums was pretty fun before reddit took it over after the exodus.

>has to wear a huge hat to hide his deformed head and distract from his goblin face.

Any reliable source that claims it's not him?

Half these pictures are so heavily dodged and burned you know the original looked like shit

I don't think that image of Mao was supposed to look good at all though.

Stalin is airbrushed in those photos, you dumbasses. Pockmarks everywhere and a garbage profile.

Young Dzerzhinsky is pretty much the only good looking Soviet dignitary and thats because he's a Polish ubermensch. Rest is either flabby and hypomasculine or outright deformed.

Yeah the eyes and nose are wrong and I think stalin might actually have had better cheekbones than who ever is in OP.

Compare with his actual picture when he was young.
And even the photoshop-esque one

>Young Dzerzhinsky is pretty much the only good looking Soviet dignitary
No he looks shitty too.

No, Trotsky was a jewish traitor.

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This is just handsome men thread with some restrictions

would let a soviet leader use my boypussy desu

*kills your emperor and his family*

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gotta admit, i would too desu

He's literally a black nazi you mong

read the thread you faceblind fuckface

look at what stalin actually looked like when young - it's exactly what one would expect.

imagine being his dirty secret, him sneaking away from his family to use your absurdly feminine body. leaving you filled with cum on the bed while he puts his big fur coat on and leaves into the night