1. you're cunt

i've held some girls hands before (in school plays where they were told to by teachers)

haha I'm actually 25 already

Imagine being a normalfag that knows how vaginas are like. They will never know what >tfw feels are anymore. I pity them

>23 with a gf
I fucking wish. I’m 36 next week and I’m a khv neet

Reverse this digits and you've got me.

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25,
never had a gf

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yeah, i never had a girlfriend, but i'm 22 not 23
checkmate bitch

how do you even get a gf? I assume you need friends first?

Turned 19 a few weeks ago but I'm steadly heading towards that status

I don't really give a shit because I have more money than every brainlet here so I'd probably find a way to deflect that embarrassment and make the other person feel like shit

>normal people
asking people out at school or networking events, and social events like clubs, bars, or concerts
>us
dating websites and maybe school

52? Are you an actual boomer?

Based if true.

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22, turning 23 in 3 months. I've never been anywhere near a vagina.

I'm probably going to die a virgin. If I don't die a virgin, it'll be a pleasant surprise.

>I've never been anywhere near a vagina.
were you born by c-section?

>at least I have money

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already had a girlfriend but would you be so kind to tell me what's the source for this image please?

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>dating websites

I thought those were just memes or for hookups

That's how I feel when someone point out my social ineptitude but it always end in them feeling like shit because they are poor.
If I ever encounter someone rich and socially succesful I'd probably kill myself though.

they kinda are and his advice has additional steps to follow
but he is not wrong

Kind of but it's still worth it, I've had a 2-year relationship off okcupid. It's a tedious numbers game though, especially tinder.

For the sake of argument, let's say you match with 500 people, you'll actually have a conversation with 220 of them. Maybe 90 won't kill the conversation when you ask them out, and 40 will actually follow-up. You'll go on 15 dates because women are retards and like to flake or cancel last minute, and end up on second-dates with like 5 of them.

t. elliot rodger

looks like something from oshimi shuzo

32 lad. Still feel like a boomer sometimes.

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>32
>not a boomer
goddammit grandpa

>looks like something from oshimi shuzo
thanks. it's a start

what do i need for an okcupid profile

i don't have any pictures with friends or anything so i might be hosed

Dad?

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There is a cute girl on my campus I've not really talked to much, would it be weird if I just walked up and asked her out? I never really made friends beyond my roommates in college and idk how I'd like, take a girl out on dates or what we would even do? I'm 20 but I can' really imagine what having a girlfriend is like

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>would it be weird if I just walked up and asked her out?
yes
she has to know you first,
or you've gotta be a hell of a looker
>what we would even do?
same shit you do with friends except normier and with the promise of after-date kiss/sex/something
but just a promise, zero garantees

well what? i am 35 i never had a steady relationship before 27
i had sex w circa 20 women before that tho

i have a dumb question, can i?

how come you're still alive?

Canada
I've hugged a girl once, but I've never kissed one yet.

She would be my third, at 20.

I once went on a date with a cute Chinese chick, but after that I went full autismo and never talked to her again. It goes without saying that I've never had a gf.

19 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin
4 years to go

i’m only 20 but i’ve given up already

I'm 32 and last time I touched a pussy was january/2007
I love my life

I do and it was fucking great

Russia
No
Source of picture?

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Got my first and only gf at 21. It was horrible. She was a nice girl but she was so fucking boring and needy. Dumped her after 3 months and decided to go full 2D, never looked back.

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>she was so fucking boring and needy
they all are
this is why all these virgins have to try at least once to go on a date: so they can finally see the truth and repent

Based

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>tfw had this happen at 22 and then she broke up after learning that

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Lost my virginity at 22. Married now at 26. Who cares. Shit can happen lads. I started learning Japanese in college at 19 and now fluent with a Japanese wife.

LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT EVEN 23 YET I JUST WANT A GF I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT SEX I JUST WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH A GIRL WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC

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about to turn 22, never had a gf. I guess this is what it feels like to be an adult and not know how to ride a bike or swim.
Maybe I should just hire a prostitute, that way I can say I have felt some sort of womanly contact.

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you must be joking

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S-S-Stop it! I'm not that old I still have hope I swear!

....no I don't.

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patrician

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23 in about a month. Still khhv

18, and I'm not attracted to most girls here desu

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move to the us and find a slightly more attractive spic gf

i am 28 years old and i've never had a girlfriend.
kissless virgin etc., basic stuff.

sorry but i only had some random gay sex before

I'm 27 and I've never had a gf. I have had sex though and it wasn't a prostitute or a fatty.

boomers it's those born in like 40-50ss, they are 70+ by now

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My wife is 21. Youngfags that want to find a girl close to their age are dumb faggots and don't know the joys of having a young waifu. You don't need to have experience to find a good girl, you just need patience.

t. 30 year old boomer

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