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Brappers for the boys edition

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Oi

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rorke BTFO

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Amen

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Start writing your scary stories to share on Halloween with the rest of /brit/

i can't understand the appeal of capeshit

melvin haters beware
melvin has arrived

Repost because my point is valid

#
For me, its that the life of one dog is worth the lives of billions of third worlders. Most of the gore porn vids involve third worlders, so naturally I don't care. But a dog's love is the purest and most unrequited a human being can experience, to hurt a dog is to be incabale of love

Starting to feel a little sleepy

Broke my foot today, lads.
Well actually I got hit by a car at a crossing and he went over my foot. lmao.

tiktok wanker loves his fucking tiktok

jordan knight >>> melvin

3 > 1 > 2

still fascinated with the biggie/pac situation to be honest
biggie's first album was called ready to die, his second album was called "life after death"
the album was completed with the name whilst he was live and he was in the midst of doing promo in the runup to the release, dying 2 weeks before "life after death" was scheduled to be released

im melvin

never happened

anime

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next level autism

how is this so fucking anoying

/brit/ wanker loves his /brit/

What anime is this

hmm, that's interesting right enough

*turns to talk to someone else*

WE GET IT, your name is melvin
what else does melvin have to offer? why should /brit/ care about melvin?
explain your workings
10 marks

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don malaponte is a coward who won't rap battle me

im melvin and im here to have a good time :D

Robbie Williams chatting to Tupac at a Versace party in Rome, 1995
would love to know what they talked about

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me on the right

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netsuzou trap

Like to think of myself as the life coach of /brit/.
Come to me broken ugly misfits, How can I help you?

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You are too autistic for that ginnick mate

So what actually are these girls? Are they strippers? Or just hoes going out to a club or party? Why be dressed like that?
I just want some context.

Uuh, uhh yeah, uh, oooh, oh yeah, uh, mmm
Oh fuck me you black mothafucka, oohh yeah! Mmmm, ahhh
Oh fuck me you black Kentucky Fried Chicken eatin'
Ohhh, ooohhh, yeah
You mothafuckin' gangsta killin', muthafuckin' black mafia ass
Muthafuck me you, ohh my God
You chronic smokin', Oreo cookie eatin', pickle juice drinkin'
Chicken gristle eatin', biscuit suckin', muthafucka
V8 juice drinkin', Slim Fast blendin' black greasy muthafucka
Oohh
What's my name?
Biggie!
What's my name?
Biggie!
What's my name?
I'm sorry
Oh shit. Damn
Jenny Craig eatin' muthafucka
Fuck you bitch

>>What genius could come up with such poetic symbolism as this?

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Was expecting to see his gf.
Made me tear up a little tbqh.
Love doggos.

Why are all females posted in brit threads the most butterface slag every-fucking-time? Can't you do better?

AMEN

wtf

>yuri shojo
Could there be a worst taste in genre

you're not helping yourself
here he is, the lad that's obsessed with bullying the cringiest posters of /brit/
thoughts on melvin? you almost want to like him because he's an aussie but when he strip[ back the layers he may aswell be a yank

imagine if literally all you could contribute to anything was your name being melvin. sad.

Was coming back from the shops and started crossing the road at a pelican when the light was amber. A car sped around the corner from a side road and tried to beat the red. I tried to jump out the way but he hit my leg and ran over my foot.
Got three broken metatarsals and two fractured tarsus

i am melvin and i am not a yank

Americans who consider Israel an "ally" in ...

-2015: 47%
-2017: 41%
-2018: 37%

(Economist/YouGov)

melvin is a worthy rap battle opponent

Yeah the asian bastard hasn’t had a proper meal in weeks

explain the triangles

bender bet he shags the dog

>gatekeeping gimmicks
>calling other people autistic

Robbie looks wasted and was probably shitting himself

i didnt watch it but the pictures were cute

not only are /brit/ posters scared to confront me in my hometown alice springs but they are scared to rap battle me because my presence is just so overwhelming

>gate keeping is when you tell someone they used a gimmick entirely wrong

TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG TOIL GANG

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me neither
the same thing happens every film

>big brother
Please kill yourself, bogtrotter.

mad innit
robbie does mention it on his true geordie podcast, can't remember what exactly but he said he rapped some of tupac's lyrics to him cause he was a fan

would love to fly to kansas and meet charlie buy him a pint, maybe grab a pizza and sit in his room listening to the smiths whilst playing video games

can't get over the ex
she started going out with my good mate now as well which is awful

/brit/ users who consider yanks "good lads" in ...

-2015: 4.7%
-2017: 4.1%
-2018: 3.7%

(Economist/YouGov)

i could merk any /brit/ man in a clash unironically
used to take part in rap battles at the back of the school field when i was 14

Angels is about Tupac

would you suck his fat guinea nigger cock

>bruce
>melvin
>lachlan

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Bit generous

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Reminder that 2pac was gay and the whole gangster thing was an act

TURT

Who is Charlie

cat's asleep on my pillow

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Have you at least confronted the mate? Don't be passive about it or he won't know its bothering you

bruce

SQUAAAAAAD

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yeah, he said he was sorry but he really likes her etc
Not spoke since

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god can't imagine having a wild animal walking about your house farting on your pillow and shit, grim

Those freaks who let dogs lick their faces are the worst, they literally eat shit

let my pet nigger lick chicken grease off my face

wonder what I was doing at that exact moment

>Jow Forums during the election
>based trump is going to drain the swamps and btfo the kikes ruining our country
>trump gets into power
>sucks jewish dick even harder than the average us preident would, which is already a lot
>poltards will still defend drumpf to the death to epicly btfo the libs

This is our president, Mr Toilet Bog Fart

Say something nice about him!

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Me? A baritone voice and a byronesque demeanor

i am melvin and he is not my president

she goes to the Nazis very quick

Jarvik was such a great character. Miss Mass Effect, feel angry that Bioware allowed those edgy kids to ruin the series with Andromeda.

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you are not from alice springs you absolute coward
you would not dare post your real location incase a hardman like me turned up so you are using the meme location of alice springs as a coverup

There are rumours that a lot of high profile yank niggers are benders. Puff Daddy (more like Poof Daddy lmao), usher, and Dr dre all immediately come to mind. I think yank blacks are just homophobic and jealous by temperament, so if any negro gets successful they get branded with the gay brush

>thinking Jow Forums browsers have basic logic and reason

there's your first mistake, he could run the country in to the ground as long as it "btfo the libtards" and Jow Forumsmongs would cheer him on every step of the way

come to alice springs oh wait you wont because you are scared of me melvin im a big deal in alice springs

>referring to one of the best body parts by one of its worst functions

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Get really fucking drunk on a night out with them and then when you see him kiss her deck him and beat the shit out of him. Somebody will pull you both apart before it gets out of hand and then you have sent a message that you are not okay with it while also making it known you are the alpha to your ex which might just turn her on and the display of passion will make her think about you more

The next day you can apologize and excuse yourself for being too drunk and they will forgive you because we all do stupid shit while we are drunk but now you have sowed the seeds for their demise.