/brit/

I prefer masturbation to real sex

yoko ono beat the beatles

melvin you are finished you fucking coward hahhaha
i win

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Being unemployed is the true test of who you really are
-Ernie J. Zelinski, The Joy of Not Working

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Hey jude

my cousin works for rockstar, they've been working on GTA 6 set in london for years to be released 2020

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...

calm down

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>Hope so

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clever man that

he lives in sydney but works and commutes to Alice Springs obviously calm your horses

what did you win de lad

RDR2 is the best game Rockstar have ever made. GTA is RDR but with cars.

just robbed the train in ch. 1

69 is dead lads, lmao fucking wog.

mad how quick you get hammered on an empty stomach

>And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
hmmm

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DIS NIGGA BUILT LIKE THE ROCK AND HE'S WEARING A CORSET LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sent £400 to the findom and she called me a loser

>30 hours
thats not so bad, huh

>tfw not celtic polytheist
why live

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fucking hench

why do you sympathise with melvin? i've caught him good and proper
the pride of /brit/ and the tears of melvin
he cannot come back to that, he's seen it but will pretend he'd already left the thread
melvin with keep a low profile for a while

I play RDR2 without auto lock and can’t hit anything because I’m too used to pc controls.

he gon rape someone one day

last time i didn't eat before going out and drank loads of beer and just got trashed
woke up the next morning with shit all over the toilet seat, shit on the toilet floor, my trousers,
carpet, and a banging headache (fell over in the shower trying to clean myself up drunk)

certainly learnt my lesson haha x

I am a NEET

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sounds based and redpilled to me

/brit/ RDR2 meet up when?

Posting from bed lads

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post jammies

messaged a slag on instagram asking if she'd have sex and she replied yes with a laughing gif
might actually try and do this

that's like me living in Orlando and commuting to Wisconsin or some shit

Am I being detained!?!?!?

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state

never really been one to care about release dates and NEEDING to experience something on release dates
not much of a gamer but i'll get rdr2 as it seems good but haven't as of yet because i'm in no rush innit

when i see me mates willy i always say "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexy willy";)))))like the Gangnam Style chinaman;))))))))))))))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when all we are is dust in the wind, images of kev will live on

at what age does getting your willy out for the lads stop being funny and start being weird?

>muh video games
need to get drunk to deal with you cretinous VFs

Imagine being a brit

Fav thing about rdr2?
For me probably hunting with bow and arrow. It feels really satisfying

Rape and murder your family, niggers will

kev wasn't really anything special but /brit/ has never had anything as good since
even just for the vast range of shops that everyone did, why has there not many another one that we all make our own versions of?

>rdr 2

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say what you want about us but i live in a climate that suited to my skin and ethnic background

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hawt

trying to write an essay right now can you keep it down

You're gone and I gotta stay high, all the time, to flight too high all the time, to keep you off my mind oh oh oh

some girl i messaged about a month or so ago has been annoucing on fb a lot recently about how her bf cheated on her (weirdly enough a girl who got off with me whilst having a bf liked the status about hating cheaters)
But anyway I think its my time to pounce, not yet but say Sunday or Monday, thoughts?

Good thing I’m an abo

whats greggs like

I like the slow pace especially compared to GTA where you're flying in cars and shit

Mylo xyloto

wednesday lad. they never expect it on a wednesday.

started watching anime yesterday lads
now i can't stop
help

pretty nice

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Watching that Treehouse of Horror with Pierce Brosnan

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yeah its alright, would deffo choose it over fast food joints with the exception of kebab and chicken shops

go for her, girls who are living through a breakup are the easiest ones

sucking a gregg

need someone who has served in the US forces to identify whether or not the ring in the middle was attached to any service branch of if its just some rando shit

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creg

Pure dogshit

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Hot Cheetos Ice Cream, Hot Cheetos Milkshakes, Hot Cheetos Waffle Cones + Hot Cheetos Syrup

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sucking an ayyugg : - )

lmao, people are starting to turn on rdr2 cos it's boring and tedious. i told you this last week ffs. you should have listened.

fortnite is nigger culture

>Tony Blair resists calls to axe multimillion dollar Saudi deal following the murder of Jamal Khashoggi

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Mmmmmm unexplained bacon

Nobody cares what try hard teenage edgelords say

fuck it ill take the meme advice, might be risk of being too late but deffo dont want to be too early

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I wonder if he said thst Because a publicist told him to

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What if a black girl is so delusional that she is convinced she is white?

boomer niggers be like "whens fivetnite coming out :'--)"

why are you posting this shit? are you 14 years old? fuck off

hmMmMmMM....

I literally said this as well

rdr 1 was literally too sparse.

it felt like I was just running through empty deserts.

literally do not know why everyone is fanboying over rdr2 before even buying it

literal basic bitch flag.

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weeaboos are obsessed with this shit

how dangerous do you reckon travelling in colombia or south america is for a brit on their own? i'm tall and not a posh soyboy and have no problem in the worst parts of birmingham or london or other big european cities but in reality even the worst parts of western europe aren't that bad

i want to visit south america but i would end up sampling the local pure charlie and i fear i would end up getting too big for my own boots and ending up in trouble from the coke

>haha guys rdr2 is sick

SHUT THE FUCK UP SMITHY YOU LITERALLY NEVER PLAYED THE FIRST ONE YOU FUCKING SHITHOUSE