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JUST STOP YOUR CRYING, IT'S A SIGN OF THE TIMES

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leftypol on the ropes

tried a hoegaarden last night and it didn't taste like bubblegum in the slightest
don't know what dave was babbling on about

(it was quite nice though)

imagine the smell

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why on earth did he think hoegaarden was a student beer?

Best Girlsdoporn girl IMO.

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I wanna wear a poppy to remember those who died in the wars but all of this poppy weirdness is getting out of hand desu.

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really need to stop watching movies when I'm drunk

turned off First Man halfway in to watch random mindless shit on youtube instead cause I couldn't pay attention

It’s lovely. One of my favourite beers to drink slowly

thing i don't like about poppies is when people claim it's not political and you should be wearing them regardless of your political views

who else is a big virgin like me? and when I say big i don't mean in stature I mean in reference to how obvious my virginity is

Love playing video games hammered. Nothing better than a few rounds of cs go comp.

nipple

the 'rents are on holiday and the alarm went off at 12:15AM last night

naturally i don't know the code or anything so I just had to sit it out until it turned off automatically, bet our neighbours love us now

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its good stuff. might get a few for later

unfortunate for the rest of the players on your team though

It's what our boys would have wanted.

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if you have family who served in the british military you should probably wear a poppy
if you don't, whatever, up to you then really

Hoegaarden is 15nzd for 4 at new world
hate living on the wrong side of the earth

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what if you have family who were forced to serve in the british military despite being pacifists?

>£7.63 for 4
if that's the 750ml bottles that's insane value

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FOLC

You should paint a poppy on their gravestones out of spite.

ok child
*pats you on the head*

Nah just the 330 ml ones
really isn't worth it when I could get 15 Speights for a similar price

>eating red meat in 2018

wtf is wrong with you

It do not matter
Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy
Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder
Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster

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They say trannies are more likely to be murdered etc isn't it just because they're degenerate drug addict freaks so they're more likely to be in dodgy situations, not because of bigotry??

Yep that's a goodun

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It's probably because they're counted as women now and compared to women, men(which they still are) get murdered far more often.

shout out to the Boise, Idaho PD

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So lads, you know how I went out on a date yesterday? Well this lass was a virgin and she didn't say so when I was shagging her blood got absolutely everywhere. It was HER bed though so thats rather unfortunate for her

the university feedback
big fan of his style lads, very useful for figuring out what I did right

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Porn is the only thing I look forward to

Genuinely don't know what a rubric means, me.

youtube.com/watch?v=9E4YW3ZfEPw

Better than my English tutor who just went on and on on tangents about stupid fucking philosophers I should read

really glad I don't do arts for this reason

I absolutely hate shagging virgins though ngl lads there fanny is so tight it hurts my dick, could only get two fingers up her

Oi mate
Take it to theladbible

being a virgin freak is the new normal, chads and normies are just in denial

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Porn is the only thing I look forward to

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fuck... imagining coming inside a woman you love during a passionate fucking and then watching her belly inflate as she becomes pregnant with a life form created by you and her, comforting and helping her as she becomes heavier and holding her hand as she struggles giving birth.. heavy stuff

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Tyga - Nigga Wit Money (Official Video)

Then she has a cute little babby and you pinch it's widdle cheeky weeks

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Watching tranny porn without headphones quite frequently now, I just don’t give a fuck anymore
Also leaving door open when I shit, shower, wandering around naked when guests are in, etc

You know Jew

easy there Pierce

up early dave?

t. Celibate German cuckold trying to be funny

I am not celibate

nice cope freak

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Based alpha low inhibition lad

Walk down the highstreet and ogle at how many npcs there are. It’s scary to think how many of them are on pre programmed paths with no inner thought or self reflection.

Dave and the Dogshits

just binge watched 2 episodes of daredevil, knackered desu

What genre are they?

LIIIIIKE A VIRGINNNNN

i shagged a virgin last night hahaha wey heyyyy *does a little dance*

Haha

Dogshit

>Walk down the highstreet and ogle at how many npcs there are. It’s scary to think how many of them are on pre programmed paths with no inner thought or self reflection.

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Usually laughing my arse off too much to care

Proto-classical new wave

epic cope

If you're reading this: Peace and Love to you, may you be happy forever and find what you truely want.

>Proto-classical new wave

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Mental how much I like Forza

Dreamt about Elder scrolls iv: oblivion for the past four nights now

What if I want something bad?

I want your head on a pike.

Genuinely considering converting to islam

corny faggot

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Incoming davepost

will approach and chat to the qt at the gym today lads

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It's very difficult to be nice to ignorant people that know less than you about a specific thing or something that you like or which you are discussing. It requires constant effort. It's a weird feeling.
Try being nice, encouraging, and open to idiots ideas for a period of time and you will see what I mean. It's like jogging

trilby

morning

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You know it's true

british (english) lads are natural bottoms

anyone listened to the new thom yorke album yet?

wots she thinking about i wonder
probably something really deep
like, the origins of mankind
or complex theoretical physics

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is she not allowed to just admire the beauty of her environment?

there's this new lad at toil who keeps on asking me questions about what i do that he doesn't need to know the answers to for his role

says he "just likes learning" but really he's just doing it to start conversation

thing is without fail he ALWAYS does this when i'm right in the middle of doing something requiring concentration

it's awkward, but there's a fine balance between being that >WELL ACKSHUALLY guy, and educated them while leaving them feel like they've been listened to

What do you spend your time thinking about, o wise schizoleaf?

...no...

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