Hear me out here

Hear me out here.
Western Norway, the area within the black border (r*Galand is not part of western Norway anymore) should secede from Norway and become an independent state. We would survive from Stavanger's oil industry and Bergen's raw size, compared to the rest of the new state.
We would then ask Iceland if they wish to unify with the new western Norwegian state. It would be completely voluntary and it would save them from their economic troubles should they agree. The rest of Norway is not real Norway, not anymore.

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Redpill me on eastern Norway

border-hopping, moonshine-making, farmer-ass cancermongols who have lost any sense of what it means to be Norwegian.
When it comes to Oslo it's cancer just like any other Euro capital.
Pic related is real Norway

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The Eastern half of countries are always the shittiest parts except in the USA and Canada where its the middle.

Based vestlandet

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one is frozen shithole and the other is too

Ahem

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russia calling someone else a frozen shithole

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>the most visited attraction in Western Norway is not a part of Western Norway
Okay, this is epic

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>r*Galand is not part of western Norway anymore
>We would survive from Stavanger's oil industry
this makes perfect sense

r*Galand declined their invitation to the new Vestlandsfylket (Hordaland+Sogn og Fjordane are being pulled together into a single fylke, for real this time). They and their rock can go and rot with the southerners desu

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Oops. We would just declare war on Norway and incorporate Stavanger into Vestlandet. Easy!

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Kill yourself already. Western Norway is based Norway. The other relevant part is the east, which is inhabitated by 50% migrants, somalis and pakistanis. Western norway used to be the capital of ours before the danes, we have Bergen which is the most beautiful city in Norway after Aalesund. The city is encircled by three mountains and a fjord, it has this 17-18 hundreds type of architecture. There is aryans, beautiful norwegian men and women traversing the streets. You can not compete with Bergen.

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Western Norway is based, yes, but we should no longer be part of the nation Norway as it exists today. Southerners, easterners and northerners are no longer Norwegian. We should secede and keep Bergen to ourselves.

ya'll fucked without Agder

I agree, the east has forcumuled us.
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>8 brevere der 3 av dem er utlendinger
>snakker e*gelsk

It is an english OP and thread. Speake englishh

Veldig basert brev

How about you suck my big eastern cock you inbred subsidy leech of an alcoholic.

HOLD KJEFT DETTE HAKKE DU NOE GREIE PÅ

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gay

Bergen doesn't need your subsidies, o*Loian. Go back to Denmark where you came from, worm.

Live with Oslo then. You can have it!

Bergen is celtic. Gtfo you albino subhuman

>bergen is celtic
this might just be the most based post I have seen a norwegian type in all of 2018
i'd rather go live in d*Nmark than in oslo, i'm staying in Bergen until i die.

The celts must be destroyed froum our wealth. Yes, they do destroy and influence our politics. We must kill them!

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can't wait to global warming cause really bad storms that hit the westoids and reck their infrastructure. Tsunamis when?

Samanslåinga av dei vestlandske fylkene er kreft og burde aldeles ikkje skje. Dei er historiske regionar som har hatt namna sine i veldig long tid. Hovudsakleg tenkjer eg då på Hordaland og Rogaland, landa til Hordane og Rygene, som begge har vore innflytelsesrike stammar oppover åra og har gjort bragder utover i Europa sidan lenge for Romarriket. Ja, dei var sine eigne land ein gong i tida, no er dei eigne fylker. Berre tanken på å viske det ut og kalle alt for "Vestlandsfylket" gjer meg kvalm.

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enig
t. Horde

Jeg skjeler av din forbannede dialektetsforvrengte helvetes tekst. Jeg kommer ikke lengre enn den forste linjen for oyelokka blinke. Faen heller skriv nå på ordentlig norsk, bokmål. Ivas åsen var fatisk homo.

Is this thread trying to say that the only reason why Oslo is shit is the immigrants? Would it be less shitty for Norwegians without them then?

ekstremt blåpillede brev
ekstrem rodpillet brev

Jeg skal faen meg slå deg rod og gulpilla. Etter at du har blitt kjent med meg så tenker jeg at du kan se gront.

No, there are other things in a country than "The capital" vs "Not the capital". Doesn't always have to be a dichotomy. Norway is, on purpose, less centralized than other western European countries because we don't want people to move away from the districts.
OP didn't mention immigrants either.
This is about Vestlandet finally seceding from Norway, something we should have done 1100 years ago when the Icelanders left us.

>oslogutt kommer med trusler
Men kjære snille sote deg...

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>poster pepe, som er et frimurer meme

>pepe, som er et frimurer meme
den ABSOLUTTE tilstanden av nord-danmark (oslo)

We have really shit tier immigrants. They have a ghetto mindset and mentality. Just imagine a horde of trashy poor people who subsidize their income with welfare, dope selling and other crimes and are aggressive towards outsiders. This is not a joke or a meme, we really have these kind of immigrants.

Det værste lovbruddet her er å uironisk kalle det "vestlandet". Kunne like godt bare kalt fylkene sektor 5, sektor 6 osv.

Ikke få meg til å poste rngen. Vi er en del av norden og er i sammens med det hele proskjete.

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Nei, Danmark og Sverige kan dra til helvete. Island og Norge var alltid ment til å være én.

basert og raudpilla

t. danske

sorry but some of you norwegian posters are seriously cringy as hell
just yikes

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does this mean we´ll learn be learning nynorsk instead of danish

hognorsk

Absolutely. You will not suffer through a second more of d*Nish. Nynorsk and Icelandic will be the two official languages of the new country and pupils enrolled in vestlandet will learn Icelandic as their second language.
If you want to join, of course.

from what i know, dope selling is pretty popular between Norwegians too. not saying immigrants are good but

I am OP. The post has nothing to do with immigrants at all. This is a civil war issue.

yeah I'm not talking about OP
I'm talking about

yes Oslo is also a magnet for degenerates around the country, they leave their small towns or the country side where everyone knows them so they can live their hedonistic lifestyle in the big city.

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I would agree with this if it wasn't for the fact that the east produces almost all of our food

i support if only nynorsk/hognorsk replaces danish as main language.

Yes, it would. I would include you too but it would be hard to piss off both Norway and Denmark at the same time, sorry my brother.

Can we get eastern Norway? It's our rightful clay after all

danes have promised us we can leave the kingdom anytime we want.
so should be no problem xd

You can get trondelag as long as Norway (not the new nation of Vestlandet) gets Härjedalen and Jämtland back. Have fun, they brew moonshine, wear leather jackets and snus more than you do.

Nice. Vestlandet has waited 700+ years for a west norse reunification, and now we will have it.

You will not get härjedalen och jämtland, but we can have trondelag. Ok good deal
*shakes your hand*

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Norway has already out-jewed you, friend.
>takes Härjedalen, Jämtland and Bohuslän
>Two thousand moustache-ridden leather jacket-wearing trondere stand guard at their border, all with top military equipment
>Vestlandet secedes like normal from Norway and we rejoin our atlantic island brethren
nothing personal, tjommi

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woah..but what if the d*Nes get involved?

Odin forgive me for uttering the name, but dr*Nning m*Rgrethe wouldn't stand a chance against the combined forces of Vestlandet, Norway and Sweden. We will crush them like a bug.