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begone chink

I think he was fine, didn't even lose his hand or anything.

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kek

could batter a croc without even breaking a sweat
survival of the fittest innit

sharks are cute

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Aye is that a dino

how could he have been fine? a croc just snatched him into the water and had his hand like a vice

they wouldn't be showing it on national news if he died lad
think a little

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Australian man MOGGED by native wildlife

This is actually a good idea though light pollution is disgusting

apparently he fucked his hand up but was looking forward to getting back to work

kek what a fucking cringelord

nonce hunters is literally entrapment

just knock the crocodile's teeth out imo

Its not to prevent light pollution though

It's because povvo brits can't afford to keep lights on

Only if you're a nonce

you'd get battered by a grandma you little slanty eyed prick

the croc wouldnt last a second in wakey let me tell you

Save money, cut light pollution. I fail to see the downside. Our cities are terribly overly illuminated anyway.

not enjoying uni and will probably end up overdosing

The Rape of Britain by non-whites.
stormfront.org/forum/t746893-571/
Boycott all non-white businesses. Don't give them a single penny of your money.

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this is powerful

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arresting like nonce hunters does is like arresting rorke for saying the N word online

Just because he's probably going to commit a crime in the future doesn't mean he has and should be punished for it

Says the wee cunt slinking about howth pier quiet as a mouse then acting the big man 6 months later over the chon

have the speed and dexterity to defeat any and every wild animal in australia

The UK is a violent criminal shithole nothing like Germany. Literally a third of our population are chavs and other scum

these lights are important

not I

Fair point.

Thought depression was a meme then I took ketamine and felt amazing for a few days

Didn't even think I was depressed thought this was a natural state lmao

Nonce

mental to think white people live there

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living in the North is not good for my mental health

can't wait to get out

*walks towards you*

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Wish she'd leave this mortal coil

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fucking fuckpig
dropped my plate full of food whilst going upstairs

dont think id put my finger near that things beak desu

pretty much desu, they jump at you feet-first to try and disembowel you and shit if they're annoyed
good series too youtu.be/0VLDK8PuAuI

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Got bitten by a macaw once and even that bloody hurt.

do birts call it primary and secondary school or elementary/middle/high

grim if the latter

she came out as bi a few months ago and nobody gave a shit because bi women aren't anything that makes you say "wow" and you just know she hated not getting a barrage of attention like gay men and lesbians suddenly get after coming out

she's insane in the membrane

primary and secondary though in some areas they call secondary school high school

have somehow landed a gf who is long term material

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The former

Based boy hours (revised)

Permitted:
>6ix9ine
>A$AP Mob
>Lil Peep
>BONES
>Xavier Wulf
>Yung Lean
>Rick Ross
>Ski Mask the Slump God
>Shakewell
>Lil Tracy
>Gucci Mane
>$uicideboy$
>Bladee
>Guccihighwaters
>Three Six Mafia
>Pouya
>Ghostmane
>Denzel Curry
>XXXTentacion

Not permitted:
>Boomer shit

Please, keep it trill & redpilled at all times

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Leftymong bent nonce.

genuinely a good list lmao

its my birthday lads

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primary/secondary
also junior/high school in some places

shut the fuck up

wee school and big school

This one'll get the 'tismos seething

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happy birthday my lad

why are there so many people born in October

>6ix9ine
>BONES
>$uicideboy$
>XXXTentacion
all have decent tunes

fuck the rest

Why didn't the shark attack him ? seems fake

never heard of any of this tripe

Uncultured philistine please educate yourself

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thinking about potato knishes

>why are there so many people born in October
Nothing to do outside in January

is the queen really abdicating?
seems a waste to get to 95 and give up the reigns when 100 is in sight desu

*smashes head in with a hammer*

me

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birthdays are sad occasions

happy birthday. doing anything?

When you think that some autistic kid made that video unironically

Feel pretty intelligent tonight
Test my intelligence, if you dare

My British friends are having an argument over whether Manchester and Leicester are Northern. What is the real North/South divide bonus points for explaining the midlands

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that first one is literally me though

>new zealand is white despite only being 59% white
can tell some poundland aussie made this

pathetic

a young white lad in post-industrial north wales has far less opportunities than a young black lad living in london though

how is manchester not northern? it's the quintessential somewhat relevant northern shithole alongside liverpool

look at those chebs

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there's no way it was unironic

IQ bursting out of my ears

I'm looking, what now?

Bumping that DJ Smokey atm

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anything north of Cambridge is the north

nah it was some leaf and yank in another thread this was the final

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are you actually shitposting while you're supposed to be out with your friends you fucking virgin freakazoid. put the fucking phone down.

The argument is manny is only wuintissentially northern to london pakis who think the hijab is quintissentially british

Man, the woman doing what I assume are the rub and tug massages at this capsule hotel looks like she's been doing it since the 70s

peng

why is my music taste getting popular all of a sudden

used to be ridiculed for this

cheers lads
same old saturday except for a card and a call from the 'rents

It was unironic, trust me. Ratboygenius is legit autismal as fuck.