Retarded German

>duur huur is a grammatical phrase in dutch
it means expensive rent
source: i know some dutch

>Spanish speaker saying anything about great languages

ik ben niet een vrouw omdat ik een lullen heb

Hey thats pretty mean man. Its not that bad, Right?

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That would be "dure huur".

Softer on the ears since we dont use the hard g. Also our verbs arent conjugated with ge- likr dutch verbs are.

>netherlands
Lmao more like....
Memelands

How do you say based and redpilled in German? Is the same in dutch?

Gebaseerd & geroodpilt

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youtube.com/watch?v=SG6aBsqYfCg

>ik ben niet een vrouw omdat ik een lullen heb
Pretty close user. It should be "Ik ben geen vrouw omdat ik een lul heb"

because it makes it easy to swear good

basiert und rotgepillt

your country will speak mostly Spanish
by 2050 lmao

Old english and frisian are literally mutually intellegible redart

forums.skadi.net/threads/144387-Mutual-Intelligibility-Between-Old-English-and-Modern-Frisian

Of course not, it's a very respectable language.

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And then the French jizzed all over old english :)

Frisian =/= Dutch.
Also, as far as I know, the variant of Frisian with the highest degree of intelligibility is in Germany.

>be american
>only speak english
>40 years later
>spanish is now your primary language
You don't even speak your own language.

Alsjeblieft!

like there's room to complain about it when pretty much everyone who speaks Dutch speaks English as well (and German to some degree).

Je bent de raar soort als je spreekt Engels niet.

Even everybody in Suriname understands English, and they are mostly Africans and Indians.

No it's cute
t. francophone

>french
>the ugliest language on Earth

Dutch is funny ugly, but French is just harsh, like a man trying to gargle a cigar while he's smoking it.

Of all the Euro languages I've heard, the only pretty one was German, when spoken by southwestern Germans

FUCK the n*rmans

More like cooler/smarter germans lmao

>said american
Typical.
Dutch sounds good
youtu.be/7rW8ffB4EK4

Dutch speak a continuum of English and North German, it's closer to English than to standard South German.

Not new Frisian. Old frisian and old english certaintly are. But we got dutchefied and english frenchefied.

>it's closer to English than to standard South German
It's isn't, like at all.

Ugh...distasteful

>you english speaking filth
>speaking english
u rekt urself buddy

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It's super close to North German/Saxon which nobody speaks anymore. German is a Southern German dialect.

Not at all. It's on a continuum with high German, but English split off much earlier, and has too much French mixed in to be comparable to other Germanic languages

You need more Jews in your country, your comedic timing isnt good enough.
>being loud =/= funny

>the U.S. needs more jews
have you been to new york?

Middle Low Saxon and Dutch are on par, Dutch will understand what Kiek in de Kök means.

1. The invasion of the anglo-saxons happened about 1600 years ago, which is a long ass time for a language to evolve into something else entirely.
2. The channel separating the UK from the continent is a pretty big deal, English is not part of the West Germanic continuum.
3. English got highly frenchified to the point English is hardy recognisable as a Germanic language (not saying it isn't).
It's pretty obvious if you're a native Dutch or German speaker.

Look in the ... not the faintest idea what kök is.

Keuken blijkbaar.

Just compare middle English to modern English, and then compare it to Old English (before the Norman invasion).
Lastly, compare early Middle English to Modern German and Old English to older Germanic languages
Old English is tough as shit to learn
Kill me :(

Get your ears checked.

At least we are not dutch

Norway...stop kidding yourself.

Jongens wat is het ultieme zondagochtendontbijt?

damn, son

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Spanish is too glorious for your inbred, miscreant fatass

I like Spanish.
But Romanian is cooler.

Broodjes uit de oven (kaiser, ciabatta), omelet met spek en espresso met verse jus.

ggod boi german you mean

>oepsie woepsie
>stukkie wukkie

my siiiiiiiiiiiiiides

You are filled with old Dutch dynasties for some reason. And you are right, you are not the Dutch of Scandinavia, that would be Denmark, pic related

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this is why everybody treats you like the special kid of the Jow Forums crowd and each country hates american tourists above all other tourists

france is unanimously admired and revered as both the language of love and diplomacy, while paris is the most visited city in the world

I thought that was actually dutch for a moment

When you read things like this it's not hard to understand why things like NASCAR and incest are popular in the us

>SEETHING
If my opinion matters so little, why must you be so angry?