Just moved to Portland for a job

Just moved to Portland for a job.

What the fuck is with all the cotton candy haired hipsters here? Every person I see is some pretentious dickbag who thinks his metaphysical sarcoline coloured glasses are the secret to unlocking the root chakra in his asshole. Everyone seems to think they're some uber individualistically creative genius.

I unironically see faggots walking around half naked with bottles of Soylent in public, regularly. This is the liberal equivalent of walmart people. Fuck me.

I already hate this place. Any Portland anons know this feel?

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Not an topic.

The majority of the US sees Portland as another country

Fuck off and go to Jow Forums if you want to complain about sjws

West coast = socialist hipsters

If you got a good job you might as well be fucking these dumb broads and living out some kinky shit you've always wanted to try.

what if he gets an STD tho?

This is the power of unrestrained libtardism.

What if he doesn't?

>Move from India.
>Mortgage house just to get here.
>Work hard for 7 years doing my bachelors and Masters.
>Get job at Intel.
>End up in a team of faggots and snowflakes.
>Have to keep correcting their mistakes and make excuses for them because they are potheads.
>Can't even do basic shit.
>They ask me if I am a Hindu.
>Ohboyherewego.gif
>Yeah.... Why?
>So like do you like support the government in India? Like aren't they Islamophobic? Do you hate Muslims?
God I can't wait to change teams.

there is A LOT of homeless people in downtown Portland, isn't there?

>move to an american city
>"WHY ARE ALL THESE LEFTISTS ACTING LIKE WEIRDOS HERE?!"
It's your own fault.

But having sex with SJWs is higher risk

You have to go back

You can tell if a girl is a skank and has a high chance of carrying an std/stds just by talking to her directly, a lot of bitches these days may look a certain way but doesn't mean she is full of other dude's cum on the daily

SJWs are typically promiscuous which automatically raises the risk of STDs

Right when you and your whole family does

Move to Salem and become a true OREGONIAN BVLL. Just don't live in the beaner ghetto area.
>tfw I live in the beaner ghetto area

I live between Lancaster and Silverton where all the farmers host orgies are

that actually sounds like a cool place

i wish i could move to portland desu

also why is everyone in their undies

Yeah if you're focusing on the small percentile that are garbage disposals filled with liquid cancer, other than that these kinds of bitches give up pussy more easily and fuck docile dudes who are craft beer enthusiast and use twitter/instagram to vent their love for Israel because it's what's in and trendy now

>go to portland
>WOAH WHY IS IT SO LIBERAL
why are you so unaware? did you not expect this?

or are you part of the based and redpilled portland psyop to make the city seem really shitty so people stop moving there?

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You sound triggered tbqh.

Fuck, I really don't want to go to the USA for as long I can help it. There is just something about their culture and society that just make me nauseous. Europe is definitely superior in regards to that.