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What are your techniques of saving monies?

I save 5 to 10 bucks per day by eating free stacks from my company such as oats, coffee, noodle soup, cereal.

I save water bill by taking my morning showers, brushing teeth, and poops at the gym.

I save enormous amount of money by willingly not having a gf. Willingly.

What about you guys?

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>I save enormous amount of money by willingly not having a gf. Willingly.

Sure you do. kek

I don't save money, just make more of it.
Also;
>not having gf pay half of your rent & groceries, then only paying for dates

I have a job that pays me more than 95% of people I know. Simple enough.

>Not going to make it

protip-nogf

my gf helps me with all bills, buys me gifts, and takes me out.


im handsome and im out of her league

imagine being so insecure you have to brag about making more money on an anonymous shrimp farming message board

jesus. this is a thread about being frugal and saving. doesn't matter how much you make. if you don't save and invest you're basically stuck on the work-consume hamster wheel until retirement.

basic frugal tips:
1. never eat out, meal prep all your veg/carbs and pre-season all your meats for max flavor because re-heating meats is not as good.
2. whenever you go somewhere that has free napkins available, take as many as you can.
3. sleep on the floor, better for your back and you avoid having to deal with mattress cost
4. take public transit, buying car is bad idea due to all the extra costs like insurance, maintenance
5. for entertainment, do free stuff like going to the beach if you are near ocean, or go to the park and just relax anywhere with lots of trees.

>mattress cost
Wat

>Sleep on the floor

Don't do this.

My quality of sleep, and this energy & mood during the day, has improved incredibly since buying a decent mattress + bed frame.

I usually have the attitude that furniture is a waste of money for bored middle-aged women, but a bed is an exception.

imagine sleeping on the floor
LOL

i buy like $1k worth of food every month for myself. includes eating out. i do whatever the fuck i want with my money. must suck to have to have to go to such lengths to make ends meet.

>3. sleep on the floor, better for your back and you avoid having to deal with mattress cost
lol

I don’t have internet.

totally agree user and get the best chair you can also you sit in it long enough

>when in grocery store always break off the stems of bananas or if you are buying vegetables with a lot of excess leaves always cut them off
It adds up if you are buying a bunch

A lot of my meals are just yogurt with protein powder with some cereal on top. It costs a hair over a dollar, contains over 30g of protein, reinforced with vitamins and tastes like a parfait.

>not also peeling bananas and oranges before weighting

I usually go through $80 worth of marijuana in 2-3days. killing me

know dat feel boyoooooo

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Do side jobs both with friends who do construction /renovation and by myself. Apartment turnover -cleaning and painting is a good side job.

I do

Just put 15% of your salary in a savings account. Ffs this aint that hard....

I save trillions of dollars by not having a job, gf or social life. I will retire before you will get a 401k.

B-blaze it, f-faggot...

>probably a super thick inner sprung piece of shit.
Enjoy your bowl shaped bed and spine in under 5 years.
Sleeping on a hard surface is amazing for your back. i settled for a thin futon and added extra slats to my bed base to make it a solid surface.

- Get on the bus/train without swiping my ticket.
- Run Linux.
- Don't have any """friends""" so no need to pay friend-related expenses.
- Don't drink or do drugs (including coffee)
- If I ever have to go to a restaurant with someone I don't carry cash, usually the other party will just pay if they have cash and you can say you'll pay them back "next time".
- Stay at home and be a good little boy so mummy makes me dinner, buys groceries, pays for utilities, etc.
- Pack lunch for work every day.

I left biz in january after I cashed out. This chrash has made you really pathetic guys. Sleeping on floor, live with mom, make every one else pay for your meal, being alone all life just to save a few bucks. Boys, I though my life is messerable but you all just made me feel better about myself. Thank about that! Also buy cpc and man for mid term hold.

Don’t ever pay rent or a mortgage. Sleep in a paid-off tent in your city’s homeless camp. Buy a gym membership for $20/mo and shower there. Spend your waking hours in Starbucks using your laptop.