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when did you last see bucks

l'chateau autiste

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why are russian girls so qt?

Phillip Hammond is a very well-spoken, erudite chap

wogs at school used to call me (australian) skip because of skippy the bush kangaroo
found it a bit cute

Don't even see the point of living in a first world country if living here is so fucking dire.

it isnt though. this is why it is a first world country. you melodramatic twat.

superior slavic genes

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unemployment is making me very disconnected with the real world. i only listen to music like the beatles or the beach boys, i dont know whats happening in politics or music, or film or society. barely know what day of the week it is most of the time. i couldn't tell you anyone in the cabinet except for theresa may and boris johnson

The tragedies of yesterday ranked by importance:

Glenn Hoddle
Lester chairman
Synagogue shooting

Times ticking lads

You dont have long to find a Christmas gf

What are you planning on doing about it?

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>Our wages go up
no they don't

mongoloid eyes, hitler was right

dreamt the other week about hugging a cat and it had its paws on my face

why are southerners all such bent little fairies?

>bojo
>in the cabinet
deary me

>wages meaning less and less
>govt spying on us daily with more intrusive measures
>increased gang and migrant violence in cities

she's half tatar though actually
so she's a literal zip
still though russoid phenotype

Hoddle isn't dead yet

cheadle already forgotten
sickening

might visit your blighted little hovel of an island once the g.b.p. hits parity with the a.u.d.
too expensive now just to marvel at a bit of rioght propah inglish rain

remember when i was a lad i used to go shooting cats with air rifles haha

what about the Brighton fan

living here is dire. housing is dire. income tax is dire. VAT is dire. the roads are dire. nearly all the major cities are dire. government is dire, alternatives for government are dire. wont be first world for much longer.

mm hmm.. and the much greater problems which exist in other countries which cause the uk to be classed as first world? care to comment on that?

>he thinks we're having a christmas this year
did you only just now hear of brexit or?

iz deeaz FOOKIN soothin fairies shuttin' duwn are minez n shieet

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Boo! Haha did I scare ya? Happy Spooktober lads

FOY
know what that means? Fuck Off Yank

no. your life is dire you projecting little worm. its not even worth replying to people like you

might swing by maccy d's and pick up 7 cheeseburgers

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Whoa Camouflage, things are never quite the way they seem
Whoa Camouflage, I was awfully glad to see this big marine

You're fucking terrified

sue

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Yes, it is. And my life would be far less dire while doing exactly the same things but living in any number of different countries which are not dire.

tarq cunt
go ride your helicopter to the shops

vile nonce

dunno i lived in thailand for 2 years and it was pretty comfy on a first world salary, you can avoid all the problems of a developing country if you have money, and still have money leftover at the end of the month

unlike here after rentberg and the boomers have their way with you, only 2 things keeping me from going back are my family, and not being able to afford international school for my future(if any) kids

wonder if the yanks will fit another mass shooting in before 2019

how did gf 2018 go lads
you do realise 2018 is literally over

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does it count if I had a gf at some point during 2018

why do you keep saying that? doesn't mean anything

went well
then went shit
now looking up again as I look to convert the fwb into a gf

"touch of the tar brush"

>living in any number of different countries which are not dire.

such as? cursing the day you weren't born in norway? how do you think people in mali feel? your whole opinion and outlook is so coloured by you projecting your own pathetic existence it's laughable

Haven't got a passport so I'm stuck here.
haha go no one to co-sign one so I'm shit outa luck.

pretty sure they have at least one every day
so yeah definitely

why on earth would you want a gf
they're messy, smelly, annoying, and they take up your precious time

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see, here's the problem: we're in a first world country where things are stagnating. most second and third world countries are getting better.
the chinaman who has only just found himself able to buy consumer goods and sees his wages rise year-on-year is going to be more optimistic than the brit enduring the longest wage squeeze since the Napoleonic wars, even though the chinaman lives in a metal cage.

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pengdon

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honestly lads

why the fuck was a helicopter flown into a stadium anyways

that's just fucking dangerous

utter vanity move

>wah wah wah my country used to be so great!! why do things have to decline now FOR ME!! WAH WAH WAH
big baby

>3110x4665

If I was working the same job, doing the same hours, living in Ontario, CA. I would be living in a 3 bedroom house. I would be driving a nice car, I would be eating out all the time, and I would have more money at the end of the month leftover. Right now I am living in a tiny 1 bed flat, driving an old fiesta, eating batch frozen meals and I rarely have money for leisure.

only thing worse than the people who moan, are the people who actively defend the state the country is in and the boomers draining every penny they can from this generation while calling us lazy

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Move then.

Ah yes the pengdon poster is here

I mean Norway is better than the UK in almost every respect. But no, I'd rather live in the new world where opportunity is still very much alive, even for low earners.

theres a few every week you just dont hear about it

so you're not happy you werent born in the top bracket of first world countries? had to settle for a middling one? you DESERVE better? you're a joke

holy peng

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Britain has the 5th highest GDP in the world. There are poorer, less-relevant first world countries that are less grim than us, including the entire white commonwealth.

going on a tinder date lads

rate the outfit

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>LA
retard

I do deserve better, yes. Most native brits deserve better. I at least deserve to live in a country I would be happy to raise children in. That's what my grandad fought for after all.

Bunch of whining sissies all of you moaning about your lot in life. Can't believe you're the same race that founded the largest empire on Earth. Think some of you need to get outside more.

Britain is only good if you're a middle class or above. Anywhere lower and it's utterly miserable.

where in the post did he say LA?

alabama windchime but you can't use it outside the US much unfortunately

what?

>muh gdp
the VAST majority of people barely see a cent of that though

wog

what a fucking retarded thing to post.

Being above middle class would still be grim because you might as well live in other countries at that point and have a better time of it

what the fuck does that have to do with the point i made? at all? better countries exist do they? WOW what a shocker. don't talk to me if you probably can't hold a pencil correctly

Easy to say in your easy little country.

Coolie

>using nominal instead of per capita

*snap*

coon

/brit/ more like /shit/ lol

fuck off cokemong

But Man-Bat is another character entirely, not reverse Batman

just bought these bangin' donuts lads

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>Ontario, CA
this means the city of Ontario in California, which is basically next to LA
and that whole general area is quite shit

unless of course he actually meant Ontario, Canada, in which case his post is actually retarded