Please Jow Forums tell me how to earn 10,000$ in two weeks?

Please Jow Forums tell me how to earn 10,000$ in two weeks?

I really need the money

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Suck 10000 cocks for 1$

or 20000 for $0.5

okay, get 500$ and 50x trade Bitcoin, double your money each day.
>500,1000,2000,4000,8000,16000 if you do it right you should also become a multi-millionaire

$KNPD

You can't "earn" $10,000 in two weeks. Your only options are gambling, stealing, drug smuggling or contract killing.

blackjack,
no online, no casino, no legal tables

Play the 7.1k barts. Don't be greedy and only go max 10x. Rinse 4-5 barts per week.

You can if you're a welder such as I.

that's 112 hours if you work 8 hours per day.
at a rate of 1 dick sucked per hour, that's 112 dicks.
charge $89 per dick and you're set

no need to thank me

Yeah, but OP doesn't have a job or marketable skills like you do user. So OP better do what all OP's do... and suck dick.

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Put $20,000 into any crypto of your choice. Wait one week.

Just win the lottery

But what if he isn't Canadian? He doesn't even have enough time to shrimp farm.

>invest $1
>10x everyday for 14 days
>you now have 100 trillion

go to the casino
play roulette
bet it all on red or black a few times
????
>profit

hahahahahh
topkek user

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He said earn an extra 10k, not end up with 10k

Sell blood. Sell your car and liquidate all other assets. Get the highest paying but probably shittiest job you can get. Sell drugs to your co-workers. Join the military with a signing bonus. There, you have ten grand.

my sides... also, what do you want it for?

Your only option is gambling, AT 100X LEAVERAGE, ITS QUADRUPLE OR NOTHING BOYS.

Good work. The state of these hurr durr 10,000 cocks sucked at $1 per go never think of the time limitations. This user will make it

Go all in on Hydro and pray to god. It didn't PnD yet on Idex.