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>Sven-Göran Bögström, 27 år, Stockholm...
Tor-Haakon Austrheim, 58 år, Setesdal...

best cuisine

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>>Sven-Göran Bögström, 27 år, Stockholm...
>Tor-Haakon Austrheim, 58 år, Setesdal...
Jens-Christian Sörensen, 21 år, Frogner...

What's that swedish thing?

Rotten fish, but it's somehow worse than all the other rotten fish our countries have. by a lot

Umm

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We are united against the world.
Of course, every family has bickering. But we are family. Because we are the best countries in the world. We are the best and purest people in the world. We Nordics are the role models of the world.

Of course we sometimes fight each other. No one else is on our level.

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based

He said while insulting sweden

We are friends :) I love Norway, Denmark and Finland

next to all of that mammi looks like ambrosia

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Denmark, Sweden and Norway have some nice pastries

Ahh....rotten fermented fish, a pile of shit with milk on it, puke-pastry, rotten sheep's head with cabbage ice cream. Diced shark and last but not least, cold cheese with cold fish. We truly are the best at cooking.

I just noticed norway's flag is a danish cuckstamp with a thin blue cross in it

Excuse me sir, but I'll have you know that it's not milk, it's cream. We like to be classy with our food.

My bad

only finland and denmark are cool, the others are self righteous uppity cunts

>only finland and denmark are cool, the others are self righteous uppity cunts

>right in the feels

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He's not wrong desu

i get that sweden is a self righteous uppity cunt but i think norway and niceland are cool too

Norway? No way

I thought all you guys were nice and civil.

This is indeed problematic. We need to restore law and order.

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nordic countries should stick together mainly due to the refugee crisis

don't let your legendary genes fade into nothingness from overbreeding sandniggers

fuck yeah bro viking master race

too bad i want a qt sandnig waifu

i am close to dating one

Is mämmi a memefood? Looks okey I guess I would try it.

how can u even look at arab women when you're surrounded by the most perfect white chicks on the planet?

swedish women are trash, i'd also like a wife that hasnt had 20 cocks before marrying me

get a norwegian or finnish chick then

whatever u do don't pollute your gene pool with trash

why do you care what i do with my genes?

cringy Jow Forums retard
women are the same everywhere
the only thing that limits them is the culture
nordics have the same culture = we have the same women

>get a norwegian or finnish chick then
they are the exact same

go get yourself that mena qt bro

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To be fair, miscegenation is very low here due to cultural differences and social status.

The high levels of promiscuity is very true tho'.

Inshallah I will

Because sweden always ruins things with their inferiority complex.

tfw I have a cute syrian gf

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i am so close yet so far user, i dont know if i will make it

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Kva hadde dykkar besteforeldre sagt om dette, svennar?
>eg vil oydeleggja blodlinja mi fordi eg er kåt

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why do you complain?
more wh*Te women for you guys.

****** is the problem

>why do you complain?
Fordi vi ikkje lèt vårt medmennske rotna i gjǿrmen her i norden, vi hjelper kvarandre når ein treng det. Og du treng hjelp.

I believe in you
shuddup, I don't want some nasty swedish slag

my genes are made for the conquest of other tribes women
HE SE

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thanks man, she is muslim so its gonna be hard but she is open minded

Ouch, är släkten väldigt konservativ och vill att hon ska bli ihop med en muslim? Du är vit antar jag?

hennes morsa vill att hon ska vara tillsamman med en arab men familjen är väldigt accepterande, så det är ju inte helt kört.

och ja, jag är vit

Any girl in this thread?
Pls give me a you

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Se upp för hedersmod.

I swear nordcucks are the most ugly subhumans in entire world look at this inbreed face in the right

>se upp för hedersmord
SVENSKE
TILSTANDER

You're retarded

>stabbed in the back by norwegians
>stabbed in the back by danes
that's why

you've turned your back on the old ways and the old language, you've turned your back on uncle iceland

>warning: enlarges testicles by 200%

As an outsider I get the impression that Iceland is the coolest and most based out of the Nordic countries

youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs
based

>stabbed in the back by norwegians
when exactly did we stab you in the back of our own volition?

based and codpilled, you truly are our greatest ally

You idiot. They hate Whales, not Wales.

what kind of absolute freak puts their paté upside down?

Norwegian is qt desu, the Swede just looks like a fat tard

Why do Danes eat soap?

you'd want to rinse your mouth too if you spoke their language

gonna have to demand an answer on this one

help im being harassed

here i thought that iceland had a few of the last remaining west norse BVLLs, instead i'm met with sissies who can't answer a simple question
shame

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Holy shit what a squarehead, we sure have a lot of Eastern immigrants here

literally don't think of the others at all but iceland should honestly just be nuked

spit

it's really good tbqh
we only eat it in Easter tho