president toilet bog fart edition
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president shithead fucktard toilet shitter nigger fartface cuck retard is not my president
3AM. Don't feel tired
How do I sleep? seriously, does lying down and 'trying to sleep' actually work?
Someone who's not a pussy, vocaroo this for me:
"Females are so cute and soft, it's so ridiculous AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT. THEIR SOFT, GIRLISH FACES; THEIR FEMININE, SUBMISSIVE WALK, THE WAY YOU CAN JUST BEND THEM OVER A TABLE AND HOLD THEM THERE AS THEY LIGHTLY RESIST AND LET OUT CONFUSED "Let me go's" AND TREMBLY "Stop it, you're hurting me's". AAAAAAAAAAAAA, IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT SEX! I WANT A SOFT, QT, GIRLY GF! I WANT HER TO WEAR PRETTY, PASTEL COLORS AND SOFT, COTTON UNDERWEAR IN A VARIETY OF SHADES OF PINK, AND YELLOW, AND LIGHT BLUE! I WANT TO HUG HER FROM BEHIND AND RUN MY HAND DOWN HER STOMACH, AND PAST THE WAISTBAND OF HER SKIRT, TO FEEL THE FABRIC OF HER PANTIES SLOWLY WETTEN WITH ANTICIPATION AND SHAME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Really go all out on the screaming. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
looking at a screen certainly isn't going to help. your brain thinks it's day
fucking shant
I have flux on
what if you look at the clock
subtle as always
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
doesn't help
I can read to you from the bible if you want
Kings Cross redevelopment is looking nice lads. Love pengdon
dont believe that
bro just look at the clock trust me on this one
bbbbbased
/orangescreen/ gang
Reading the Road to Wigan FC
>There is an added difficulty when there are grown-up children, in that you cannot let adolescent youths and girls sleep in the same bed. In one family I visited there were a father and mother and a son and daughter aged round about seventeen, and only two beds for the lot of them. The father slept with the son and the mother with the daughter; it was the only arrangement that ruled out the danger of incest.
flux literally hasn't been proven to do shit
you're still staring at a light
>THEY COULDN'T GET NORMAL PEOPLE SO THEY HAD TO GET SOME GOOKS
Based Nip
would fuck probably 50% of those women, not even joking
did in some ethnics who were talking shit the other night but now I'm paranoid all their cousins will figure out where I live and merk me
>Blexit
Blue light is really bad for you
grim as
coping cretin
mongcouver
hello nigger
interesting man
is it ok to get shite marks at uni if you graduate
asking for a friend haha
dont know
not in america. you put your gpa on your application for jobs and you probably won't get hired if it's under 3.0
Depends one what sort of job you want after.
Should prolly stop shitting in your underwear then, innit?
I'm scared
*throws your body in the ocean*
The Beatles pose with an United States flag during their first US tour, 1964.
alcohol turns you into a bad person
mongcouverite
GoDaddy forces Gab to switch hosting for "hate speech" being on their website and the shooter using it occasionally
How long does Jow Forums have left?
shitting on my pet nigger
not sure why you think godaddy hosts Jow Forums
I don't but they did at one point I think
Either way it doesn't matter
They deleted Gab because they wanted everyone to keep posting on Jow Forums and twitter, which all intelligence agencies scrape & profile.
Boeings new plane has crashed already
My gf celebrates D-day to commemorate the pubic wars. I won, so for her it's a somber day.
*breathes in dat fresh mountain air*
chief says you're a cuck
They didn't "delete gab" they just forced them to switch hosting because Gab hosts content which is against their TOS
am I retarded for laughing at these
A Cuckold is a large bird that tricks other birds into raising its biological offspring. So I would love to be a cuck.
Do you want to get burritos or something?
>So I would love to be a cuck.
does anyone actually live here? thought it was ultra expensive and all bought up by the Chinese
On the Germany home front men in previously essential war related work were being replaced by foreign labour so that they could be sent to the front. A French mechanic working for Siemens.
IVF should be offered to women until age 42, guidelines say, but new figures show around 80% of areas are failing to do this.
Campaign group Fertility Fairness said it "penalises women who take longer to find a partner".
They deleted Gab my mum works at internet
BREAKING: Indonesia disaster agency says Lion Air flight crashed into sea, had 188 passengers and crew on board.
I don't live in Vancouver proper tbqh.
an hour east
new plane, disaster for Boeing
asked a question about Vancouver, not where you live mate
Boeing makes a lot of planes, this is like a 0.01% failure rate
I am a white Greek man
Fuck's sake the Ricardo meme is too funny to me
it's not really because it's almost certainly the pilot's or the maintenance people's fault
yeah but it's only been released a year ago
not good for them
Obviously people live there yeah
and rich chinks bought up a lot of it and assraped the market
its fucking bloated
for example this fucking hovel is worth $2.4 million
You good mate?
Tinder should not exist
virgin gamer woman hater
you live in a parking lot behind zellers
I'm cinder and ready to Tinder
Some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
If a job wants Bank statements as proof of address/identity do you have to give them the entire thing (including what i bought) or can i just give them the front page? don't like the Idea of some HR drone knowing how much i have and how i waste it on video games and the pub
Lol wtffffffffffff
zellers doesn't exist anymore
check and mate
I'm a very gay black man and I really like white twinks.
lmfao
zellers in my town is a wal mart now
>Pablo Picasso
The Banksy of his day
kek this is me
I'm Harpinder and I'm ready to tinder. Show bob and vagene.
kek me too
Meh, like the other user said it might not even be the manufacturer's fault
no jimmy were going for the epics
LEEEEROOOOOOY LAAAZAAAAR SPARTAAAA NINETHOUSAAAAAAND FUSRODAAAAAAAH
Johnny Vegas is the best British comedian in my opinion.
I have a gf
figured out how to save the buxom wench's snapchat story into my own chat with myself so i can view it at any time
that's not sean lock
im gnot a gnew zealander.
im gnot a gnsouth african. im a gnaustralian. and youve been gnaustralianed
His tweets get a very low level of engagement. The problem is that Owen has bored everyone for 13 years about how the Tories are little more than fascists so there's no impact behind him saying things like this.
florida
soyboy tears
screen recorder innit
He did a straight-to-DVD special which was surprisingly good called Who's Ready for Ice Cream? Recommend it if you do actually like him.
i love being a gamer. its like being in a secret club
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