How do i steal ETH ?

how do i steal ETH ?
give me good scams i was thinking of setting up a honeypot

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Ok this is complicated, but here goes.

Get a job. Save your money from it. Send that money off to Coinbase, and you'll get some Ethereum.

You're welcome.

build your exchange
tell people unverified accounts will be able to withdraw forever
freeze all unverified accounts and take their money
best of all, while illegal you will be able to get away with it due to scamming mostly third-worlders who don't have a clue, neets with too little money to engage in legal proceedings and criminals who don't want their money tied to their identity

Step 1 to a successful scam: Don't ask other people how to scam.
Step 2: Learn to fucking speak English.
Step 3: Get your stinky pajeet nigger scented spook trash off the board, and go back to sheddit.
Step 4: Have a nice day.

You'll have to think of your own scam
Make it so it's something never seen before for best outcomes

You are a criminal mastermind.

building an exchange isn't something i can do in my mothers basement right now with no capital

How did that guy manage to auto send ETH from a wallet into another as soon as it was received?

That can be a good scam.

>thinks US is the only country in the world
get the fuck off my thread burger

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Anyone have a screen shot of the ZRX sold for .03 ETH? its on my computer @ home...

kys

moral fag gtfo

if the bitgrail dude and tristan d'agosta could do it, why not you? believe in yourself, user

>English board.
>Complains about not being American.
Kek.

here you go user

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thanks user :3
just stay on topic or gtfo easy as that

Topic? Are you a fucking brainlet? Holy fuck you must have the mental capacity of a sun baked squash. Fuck you 12 year old pajeet.

shit this is gold

how did he make that contract ? is there a guide

this

y not just steal cars? are they too big?

Skrimpin

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kek, this is the best answer.... kekekek

I stole 30ish eth from my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend. Had to show 'em who the real man of the household was.