>be me
>met lots of fr*nchies in my life
>none of them were likeable
How come, Jow Forums? Are they all just really dumb, detestable cunts? I think they are.
Be me
Hudson Martinez
Brody Hernandez
We don't like nafri
Liam Williams
je veux une fille avec la maternite
Easton Thomas
What's more likely : all French people are really dumb, detestable cunts, or portuguese user posting on Jow Forums has a mental issue that prevent him from interacting normally with people?
Parker Diaz
speak in a language I can understand you fucking frog
Hudson Smith
quero uma menina com maternidade
Carson White
met one portugay in my life, he was searching for drug, punched his faggy face, probably still sleepy.
Robert Clark
based
Adrian Sanders
ya see, we're a very aggressive people and we don't even like other french people
Elijah Reed
>we don't even like other french people
This basically
Jacob Miller
I hope you're a tourangeau, otherwise...!
Ryder Clark
I'm a very social charismatic guy, I have multiple good friends from a wide variety of nationalities, but I have never met a frenchie that I liked, I'm not delusional, it's the cold hard truth.
Joshua Sanchez
w-what about me?
Isaac Evans
Le seul Français que j'ai jamais rencontré était une fille noire qui était dans mon cours de révision de français pour une raison quelconque. Elle était gentille, elle m'a aidé, moi et une camarade de classe, à tricher lors d'un test. Depuis que j'utilise le traducteur, vous pouvez réaliser à quel point mon français est excellent. Je pense qu'elle est de retour en France maintenant.
Jaxon Kelly
>Elle était gentille, elle m'a aidé, moi et une camarade de classe, à tricher lors d'un test
basé
Carson Foster
do I know you
Gavin Jones
Now, yes
Nathan Ramirez
She wrote the answers with pencil for us to copy and erase later.
Alexander Bell
The only decent french people I've met are from Bretagne, Corsica, Alsace and Savoie.
The worst are clearly parisians, should nuke this city.
Andrew King
I think someone should nuke the entire country
Levi Richardson
what did he mean by this
Jacob Garcia
*emigrates to Portugal and impregnates Portuguese cuties*
nothing personnel :^)
Juan Cook
Now, you're my best friend. My best friend forever.
Austin Lopez
no problem friend, how's muhammad's collection doing?
Liam Robinson
Don't know what you're talking about
Now, post portuguese cuties
Hudson Kelly
I don't take orders from frogs
Grayson Smith
Please?
Robert Hill
>>be me
Who else would you be?
Austin Butler
I like most French people I've met irl. They are witty and a bit gay.
Jackson Johnson
someone else
Xavier Price
Now you're just making false assumptions, I can't stand by that
Wyatt Nguyen
fuck the french
Joshua Thomas
mean
Evan Johnson
ok
William Lopez
basiert
Levi White
based norwaybro
Dylan Anderson
This is it, I want to kill myself now
Jonathan Nguyen
but i want to fuck you
Lucas Russell
ne tue pas svp
Juan James
But user...this is wrong...
h-hold me in your arms...
Jackson Sullivan
get out of my thread you paneleiro
Cooper Long
voila si mes braces t'aident
Ryan Evans
too bad, i'm doing it anyways
Nah panisga, eu vou fodder o francês e tu não podes fazer nada para parar-me.
Jayden Sullivan
why are all of the very little french that can actually speak english so fucking gay, what a waste of land
Christian Gonzalez
thx
pls no!!!
Angel Fisher
How can we know you're not just a tsun
Jaxon Davis
It's not gay if it's ironic :^)
But I guess ironically fucking men is pretty gay
Isaac Parker
unlock the door bby
Noah Fisher
Because I'm serious and speaking from personal experience throughout my life. I am not lying when I say I have never met a likeable french """human being""" in my lifetime. I have went to france, too, and it was a terrible, terrible experience. From time to time I remind myself that I am not fr*nch and I feel genuine happiness, this is not a joke.
Nolan Morgan
man I can smell the frenchies from here lol
Easton Thomas
>tfw frenchies are always polite
I love fr*nchoids they're the best
Charles Wilson
Even I dislike most other French posters here, but the ones who post animé pictures are usually alright.
Nathaniel Sanchez
They're dumb and arrogant, the worst possible combo
Carter Hernandez
It's okay friend, I'm sure one day Portugal will get a school in GuP too.
Charles Garcia
>being represented by a fatty and muslim
cringe
Brody Cox
can't wait for ww3 to happen and watch you get wiped across the floor again
Zachary Nelson
>Andou
>muslim
?
Adam Hall
pick two
Grayson Richardson
my waifu Andouille is so cute
William Peterson
>Andouille
kek
Mason Butler
why post that dumb pizza whore when the superior guppie cake connoisseur already exists?
Brayden Torres
i'd probably take a modern frenchie over a modern br*t
Brandon Gray
fuck the french
Christopher Sullivan
I met a french tourist a year or so ago who needed help with her rental car since she had gotten in some accident. She could barely speak nor understand english and I ended up just sending her to a town that was a while away to "get it repaired"
at the very least be able to communicate in english you fucks
Aiden Diaz
I'd rather take an italian cuisine expert than a slimy fr*nch frog
Tyler Lopez
Based
I don't know why you would even be a tourist if you can't speak neither basic english nor that country's language, maybe I'm not french enough to understand this thought process
Jordan Perez
>I'm a very social charismatic guy, I have multiple good friends from a wide variety of nationalities, but I have never met a frenchie that I liked, I'm not delusional, it's the cold hard truth.
You lack modesty.
Jonathan Moore
It's true. None of us are likable, especially with Portuguese. We feel so superior to you, and rightly so.
Jayden Stewart
I like Frenchie
Michael Allen
this is coming from a man that belongs to the least modest nation in europe
David Fisher
A nation of low quality underwear
Thomas Wilson
You confuse lack of modesty with genuine superiority.
Portugal is just our own personal stock of toilet cleaners (we have to share with Switzerland tho).
Michael Rivera
haha, sure my little franceu, whatever helps you sleep at night : )
Jace Reyes
Based and Anglo Germanic pilled
Isaac Bell
cake best dessert
dealt with it anch*vynigger
Sebastian Gomez
I love French and Portuguese :)
Gabriel Russell
BASADO
Parker Jackson
Merci mon ptit loup
Austin Bailey
a disgusting image from a disgusting person, stop embarassing my country
Lucas Hernandez
thx juif de la montagne
Lucas Morales
terrible post from someone with a terrible waifu
enjoy your meme tankettes and riveted "armour" lol
Robert Cooper
You're the better GuP fan.
Charles Ward
>pretty aggressive people
Someone post Macron doing the cuck dance please
Lucas Powell
t.underwear quality inspector
thanks user
Jayden Ross
Autism mostly. I don't know how foreigners and tourists expect me to act, so I just act like I would with another French person(cold and aloof) and they end up thinking I'm rude.
Joshua Myers
DUCE DUCE DUCE
Dylan Wright
la mejor
Mason Morgan
all me
Justin Long
does that give you an excuse to act like that online though?
Jace Peterson
Act how?
Thomas Gomez
>does that give you an excuse to act like that online though?
yes stupid faggot
Bentley Long
>Appeal to anecdote
Kevin Hall
I will be gay however I want ! I will make love to you all the night in a passionate, loving way, ma douceur des mers !
Blake Fisher
Be nice
Brayden Gonzalez
With pleasure, chéri.
Adam Lee
Daily reminder he would easily kick your ass.
Hudson Williams
source on bottom left?
Lincoln Gonzalez
>If an Englishman walks on the grass without seeing the notice he has offended his neighbor and will apologize when attention is drawn to it. Otherwise word will eventually go around that he is an undesirable acquaintance.
>In Germany there is a certain unholy risk in walking on the grass, because, to enforce the much more peremptory notices, there used to be a policeman with a sword. Then it was a brownshirt with a rubber truncheon. Now again it is an armed disciplinarian.
>In France, however, there is the real idea that, just because the notice asks one not to walk on the grass, that it is the very grass to walk on. After which disrespectful performance the Frenchman will adjust his beret at a particularly scruffy angle and swagger off to the nearest cafe where he'll buy a drink which he will not enjoy because, throughout his drinking, he will be gnawed by the anxiety of how small a tip he can give the waiter without causing a scene.
Isaac Clark
Take a look to a mirror
Then, be amazed to how dazzlingly magnificent you are.
Isaiah Wood
that's the nicest thing someone has ever said to me