/smg/ - Stock Market General

Daily reminder that these threads are useless, and full of weabs and idiots

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Trade war is back on, the chinks are currently devaluing their currency so that they can get the upper hand in the exchange of goods and services across boarders.

Ughhhh lagging span broke cloud
280 on table

Should probably close short but me will keep open for learning lessons

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No it fucking isn't, Trump flip-flopped on it today and announced new 25% tariffs on a lot of Chinese goods, now China is all butthurt about it and are retaliating.

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Good, stop investing in China and buy a real emerging market like Philippines

Based, I hope I get another discount

They were legs!!!

Why? if you're scared just take your profits and be happy

For the record, you're the only person I've seen banned from this thread for posting gay porn.

So sell BIDU asap?

Also OKTA is climbing up now!!

I think BIDU is going to drop back down to ~$220 honestly.

Oil jumped up spontaneously, HMMMMMMM

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having g chicken nachos with extra jalapeno, I'm a little down today from yesterday but my plays are still green. Got into NOK at 5.90 yesterday too.

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Wrong board you ignoramus

What if instead of tortilla chips they gave you chicken nuggets?

That looks a lot better than your sad sandwich from yesterday.

California roll Sushi from albertsons

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I ate some leftover chicken stir fry that I cooked last night. I'm up a few dollars, my JNJ position is in the green today and my JD position is red, I've got orders open on some other things but I doubt they're going to fill.

wtf -50% on your entire portfolio?

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>DKS up over 25% today

Jesus Christ I didn't see that coming at all.

that's what happens when you're using large amounts of leverage and you got the puts instead of the calls.

AMD is on fire.

Sometimes to save money I go to this diner near my apartment. They have boxed sushi that is expensive as hell, but if you show up 15 minutes before close, since they can't re-sell it, you can negotiate for a dollar a roll. My fridge is filled with like 15 boxes of sushi.

HPQ, you son of a bitch!

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not gonna lie, the Cheese platters from Starbucks are to die for

Damn that looks good

not a bad idea

Cheese platters are pretty white. They'll probably have to stop selling them after their racial sensitivity training.

I used to do this regularly at various establishments while I was drinking.

Nvidia's HGX-2 is pretty cool.

yeah and some asshole has been saying to short it for like a week now

Tenders would be nicer

Yea, I'll be brown bagging it again Friday though

NTDOY +5.5%

FUCK. I knew I should have bought yesterday it right before E3. Now market is already pricing in hit new games. I'm sorry, Iwata, I doubted you. RIP.

Tell the Bogs to knock these 5 min sell candles off. We're trying to just everybody that went short yesterday.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q92QibNpb0A

dont forget to Buy McDonalds

An odd lack of PEP talk that we usually see in these threads

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Consumer Reports said Wednesday it now recommends the Tesla Model 3, reversing an earlier decision over the car's long stopping distance and other issues.

The buying tesla at 250 dream is dead

I got out of that. It’s too bad because I could’ve left my money in IQ, SHOP, GRUB and made more gains

>advertising to boomers, incels and virgins

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That looks kind of yucky fren. Thanks for posting though, you’re always a highlight of my day.

to be fair, Pep and consumers are a forced meme by me
But these will unironically make you more money than other recc you get here

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Based

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>meet Arabian women and see why they are the best

I don't think Jow Forums is really their target demographic with that one.

It's the "smart" thing to do, therefore fuck it

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>Didn't buy the dip yesterday

The Golden Bull works in many ways.

>The buying tesla at 250 dream is dead
More like shorting this shit stock at 300 dream is alive and well. Fuck Elon Musk, 21st century snake oil salesman. His cars are plastic pieces of shit cobbled together with cheap chink/mexican labor. The cars won't last 2 years.

Good call on GBR yesterday. I made a few dollars.

Consumer reports only supports those who pay them. The only people who follow them are Boomers.

bad intuition on Tesla

I want a tender Asian flower.

Pravda soon

thanks, i sold some at 1.87 i'm going to pick up more if it dips below 1.50.. looks like someone is trying to buy up the float under $2 imo

It doesn't matter. We are talking market movement.

It is interesting that very few people seem to contemplate the aging of a society and it's effect on the cognitive power behind resource allocation. AKA aging does lower your IQ and learning ability and older societies have some bad decision making that is not quite accounted for.

get fucked faggot.

just block their posts.

why? love seeing them lose money.

>people are holding onto GE at $14

What price would /smg/ buy GE at? $10 is my price.

AHHHH ITS CRASHING!!!!

I wouldn't touch it at all

under the 52week low forsure.. it's not really a stock to trade but more of a stock to retire with.. and thats kinda boring

Iirc GE was pretty high on the retardation index.

Im almost up 2% today BITCH
Golden bulls on Parade
Gin time

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ITS CRASHING!!!!!

WHOA SHIT! STOP SELLING!

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that asshole was me, my puts are down 97.3% this morning

better take your gains

He said it was going to $2-$5

He was wrong yet again.

Go blow his dick somewhere else

I already made money shorting it from $24 down to $17.50 last year, I have no interest in trading it at all at this point. It could easily go up or down from here depending on how things pan out for them in the coming months.

Box has earnings today, seems ready to pop.

it's not done you huge faggot jesus christ

BUYERS MARKET BI-OTCH

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SNAP is up 4%? Who's rifling through the shit bin and buying the scraps from it?

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ALT curling up for redemption!!!

boomers who think it's tech

Everything is up. I doubted the GOLDEN BULL and my puts got cucked

Don’t chase gains. That’s how people lose money.

Just let me skip to after-hours already so I don't lose my 2%

BUFFET IS PUMPING MY PORT WITH NO SURVIVORS
BASED BRKB
Worst day ever: yesterday
Best day ever: today
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Robinhood said they will be adding more crypto.
What are the chances they add LINK?

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Who fucking cares?

Your gains are going to go up to 3% EOD. Trust the Golden Bull™.

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I do, you dumb fuck. MY LINK STAYS EXTRA STINKY

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Hell no, if anything I want to buy a put but I don't have the capital.

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Any pyramid scheme hits a point of failure. Crypto hit that already, peak awareness, you have no new marks to buy in. Crypto is dead.

I want options on crypto. Get me those.

My portfolio and Ego has been pumped to extreme levels
Is it sustainable? The answer is yes

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Please don’t shit up the stock thread with crypto. That’s the whole point of the stock thread.

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I went in on ALT.

Honestly, I've reviewed more and more of their company policies and products and yeah, this company will be worth hundreds of millions or even billions in ten years.

Buy NLST before the big pump.

>Robinhood crypto not even available in all 50 states yet
>'No new marks to buy in'

You are retarded

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Bitcoin is going to be $36k in January.
deribit.com/

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