Who is MrBearWolf?

Before I share my telegram link to all my fans, just thought I would share an excerpt from my autobiopgraphy I'm writing.

"My Face When", by MrBearWolf, (c) 2018

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"Michael!! Clean your room!!"
"MOM!! I'm not Michael! I'm MrBearWolf"
"You are spending too much time in front of that 4 website, young man. You need to clean up and go outside for some fresh air. Your friend Hung is coming over to play in one hour"
"He's not my friend MOM.... he's your friend's son. We don't have anything in common."
"It doesn't matter Michael, you need to be nice to our guests"
"MOM!!! Don't call me that anymore"
"We named you Michael after your Grandfather, god bless his soul. You will answer to that name. No If, And, or Buts, about it!"
"I HATE YOU MOM! I can't wait until I get my first full BitCoin and I can finally get my own place"
"Michael.... just stop it with that Bitcoins nonsense. You will make enough for a down payment if you just go out and get a job like everyone else. You have been at this for months and you've only lost money"
"I HATE YOU MOM"
"THAT'S IT. I HAVE HAD IT. I am NOT going to make you mac'n'cheese for lunches ANYMORE. You are 45 and you can make your own food"
"FINE"
"FINE"
*silenty weeps*
... continued

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-walks up to his attic
-turns on the light
-takes a look around at all the garbage on the floor
-notices it's almost all empty Onions bottles
-takes a look at his Star Wars action figure collection
-glances at his prized black fedora sitting on his katana
-sees himself in the mirror, his round belly protruding far below his belt, his unshaven neck masking the acne
-closes his eyes slowly and takes a deep breath
-opens his eyes and looks startes at himself in the mirror, this time directly in the eyes
-he suddently feels a focus and a fire that he hasn't felt since his first Karate competition when he was 12
-the fire burned for but a moment. Memories flood in. Visions of a brighter future. A Friend. A girlfriend. An appartment to call his own. A Job.
-reaches for his fedora, places it on his head slowly.
-with his thumb and forefinger, pinches the solid, thick brim
-and with a tug that he will forever remember, he tips the fedora with a conviction he will never forget....

"I have to make a change"
... continued

-goes downstairs into the kitchen
"Mom... I.... I'm sorry"
"*sigh* It's OK Sweetie"
"It's not mom... I-I fucked up."
"How's that?"
"You're right. I could have had my own appartment by now if I just didn't get into crypto"
"Sweetie.... you've been working sooo hard on it since last year. It really shows how dedicated you can be to something you're passionate about. We just have to find a way to turn that passion into something productive. Something you can be proud of."
"It's just.... I dunno... Most people who got into crypto a year ago made millions... And I WAS breaking even around Christmas, but I just got greedy. And now, today..."
"What happened today?"
"..."
"Michael, you can tell me"
"I... lost everything"
"You what??"
"I lost everything. I shorted bitcoin and it went way up."
"Oh Michael..."
"Everyone on biz was saying Bitcoin was going to 3k... so I shorted it with leverage and I lost my last $1k. Now I have nothing"
"I'm so sorry Michael."
"It's ok... like I said, I fucked up"
"Micheal please don't use that language in our house"
"Mom I'm 45... I am old enough to swear now"
"Micheal please don't ruin this moment, you are going to upset your father and you know how he gets..."
"You always do this!"
"Michael... please... you never open up like this to me. Let's talk some more about this. Ever since you lost your Pokemon Go account last year you have been different. So closed. Distant"
-memories rush in
-thoughts of a better time, biking around with friends going on adventures trapping and battling*
-"If only she didn't confiscate my computer, maybe I could have prevented my brat sister from falling for that phishing scam that lost me my account"*
-He felt fluttering in his chest, and anxiety he had forgotten but which rolled and grew inside him, like a loaf of onions bread, his dream invention*
-"If only I just left this place last year. Things would be so different"
... continued

"Mom... I... I have to go now."
"Go where?"
"I don't know."
"Do you mean go upstairs to your room? Or go outside for some fresh air? Hung is coming over in only 20 minutes. Is your room still a disaster?"
"No Mom... I am leaving."
"Hung is on his way. Please do not abandon your friend"
"He's not my friend!"
"No this again Michael."
"No Mom I- ...."
".... yes?"
"I'm moving out."
"Moving out? You just lost all your money and you have no job. I know you want your independence, but really Michael, let's be realistic. I'm going to get your father and he's NOT going to be happy."
"Don't call me Michael. Call me MrBearWolf"
And with that, Michael left his house with a pride and conviction he thought he'd lost. Finally he felt the feeling of freedom he's been longing for ever since his his parents left for the weekend three long years ago.
He grabbed his last bottle of Onions, his fedora, carrying only the clothes he was wearing, stormed out the door. His mother was left speechless.
... continued

-Michael returns home for dinner that night pretending the event earlier that day never happened
"Oh hello Michael, back home now, are we?"
-Michael eats silently, focused, determined
-Eats his last chicken tender, stands up abruptly
"MY NAME IS MRBEARWOLF. MY FACE WHEN"
"Pardon me? Sit down and ask to be excused"
"MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE PROJECTING THIS HARD"
-*dead silence*
-Goes upstairs to his attic bedroom
"I can be somebody. I AM somebody. I will show them... and when I do... No body will ever mess with me again. I will assblast them all"
-Opens Jow Forums
-Start a New Thread: "DAILY, NO, HOURLY FUCKING REMINDER"...
-His feelings when.
-His feelings when.
-His fucking feelings when.

So accurate it hurts

how about you show us your position and your previous calls that included your position, instead of typical tripfag larp that no one wants to read

>projecting (THIS) hard
I'm not here to entertain you, just spread truth to the LEGION
>mfw
>MFW
>MY ABSOLUTE FEELINGS WHEN

>being THIS assblasted
laughing MEGA asses off at you AMBlet
>mfw

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