Fucking help me

take psychedelics

do what i do user. I made a lot more than you but barely spend anything, so you could do it on your budget. just buy a small house/condo in a smaller city for like $200k or less, get uber eats when youre hungry, buy the latest video games, life is good.

i'll be your friend man.. can you help me out with 1 eth

Money is only important if you lack it. Congrats, now you have a lot more resources to help yourself and others. You have responsibility now. Don't waste it on hooks and cooker user.

could always toss me a btc or two user. charity lifts the heart 1FjCbDNemCESkbsLra7T7me5PX1Pi5mWk4

if you just need someone to talk to there's plenty of anons with too much time on their hands, myself included.

Invest in long term, low maintenance ultra-safe stock. No facebook, apple or startup bullshit. Put it in separate banks (most only return 250k after a robbery.)

Ignore the massive sum, let it build up and live like you have been off the revenue. Most people who make bank go broke because they go buck fucking wild thinking the cash is infinite.

Buy yourself Basics and move on.

but the whole point i did this was to live the sweet life i thought i'd have with all this money. i'll still be depressed if i live the same way i am now. i need to buy stuff and do things and enjoy life more but i dont know where to start

i did already i dont wanna do it again

i agree traveling alone can be a little scary and it's nice to be able to share a travel experience with someone else, but at least travel alone. once. you'll get to figure out what kind of person you really are and the experience of making it through things by yourself is great for self image

Go to the club wearing designer clothes and buy a table. Girls will find you

congratulations man, you made it. What coin did you hold?

I have 150,000$ at the moment, coming from 3000$ initial investment and I have the same feeling...

Jow Forums bro and get jacked rent a good personal trainor and meet bros in the jump 2 months from now when youve stuck it out into habituation.

Dont tell anyone about the 1000000 bucks its not enough to stop you from working and people will just ask for handouts.

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good site have fun.
dont fuck it up and if that mil is still in cryptos good tokens you made it gj

i was thinking buying a lambo but then i would be more depressed cause i dont have a girlfriend to ride with or any friends to show it off to. fuck what do i do

If you dont know what you want than I dont think anyone can really help you. Best you can do is try to find out what other people are doing and what their goals are and just copy them I guess. You could get a life coach maybe. You can copy what I did if you like.
>travel abroad for ~3 months staying in safe/expensive hotels only in first world countrys that are safe such as Iceland and Japan
>return home, buy an office space on main street, put up large signs saying go away we're closed
>spend $100k or so on a mining operation
>when im not mining walk down to any of the coffee places, get a snack, walk back

thats EXACTLY when i started getting the feeling and i also started from 3 grand. it kinda sucks at the top cause theres no more excitement of making money and you realize you're now just a loser with no money, instead of the chad we thought we'd end up like

Earn it fags.

OP I'd travel to warm locations and enjoy my stay. Then settle somewhere and look into real world projects to get involved in. Invest back into certain stocks and keep a few itcoins and ether around.

>Go to the club wearing designer clothes and buy a table. Girls will find you
I did this a couple times, the girls didnt find me, I no longer buy bottle service.

congrats dude. please read this carefully. this money can change the way you live and get you started on the right track to improve your social life. its gonna take some time but be patient, you will get there.

make sure you put a decent chunk in the bank and 50% in conservative investments, maybe dividend/income producing investments so you can live off of them. pay off all debts.

next: get a gym membership and buy some new clothes/things that will help you live more comfortably. execerising will help make you more confident and as you improve your health, you will become happier. you will see your gains that you are making. join some clubs and think about what hobbies you are interested in, read some interesting books or take a cooking class. dont do anything crazy outside of your comfort zone like traveling to a foreign country. you need to take things day by day. its a process but you will make it fren. let me know if you have questions.

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traveling by myself will just make me jump out the hotel window after realizing i have nobody. the only reason i wasnt depressed when i was broke because of the excitement and thought of getting rich kept life interesting but now it's sooo boring

with money*

1M isn't really making it completely, sure you'll be sorta comfy if you can make it by on 50k for the next 20 years. It's cushion but you really need around 10M for lambo & yacht life

also, how many close friends do you have? try not to tell many people about your newly acquired wealth. it could lead to jealousy or other bad emotions. find out what your passionate about and use that as a path to get to where you want to be in life. remember, this will be a marathon, not a race, so take your time. you don't have to do a million things your first month.

just before you decide to kill yourselves share some of that btc to some anons ok.

i can be your friend....for money ofcourse

it's so boring to make money now though. it's grueling once you hit 1m and knowing you gotta do that 9 more times

i have a couple semi-close but kinda distant friends who i never hang out with but talk to frequently. they are busy with their lives though cause they're both lawyers

Opinion on VTSAX? Also aren't stocks bound to crash soon? Wouldn't one be better off waiting for the crash, then buy everything on sale?

Op I promise helping people helps you feel better.... if you don't know what to do with it all please send just 1btc. My mom had MS and it's really hard being able to help her and need to help her pay bills.

Seriously... would be so appreciated...

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Health is wealth dude, focus the money on you. Lift, yadda yadda, but more importantly go to the doctors as often as possible. Having cancer or any sort of disease like that will kill your money faster than you can say what the fuck. It’s a bigger world than you think

fellow richfag here whats your steam?

ffs take profits. makerdao lending, tether, buying gold, real estate, etc. pick your poison but don't just hodl your coins
start listening to some patrice o'neal to develop your mindset on how to deal with women. as far as the whole self image thing goes: apply the same mindset that got you to 1M to your looks because clearly you have it in you to improve yourself.

I have an idea. Run an experiement. Give 10 people here 1k and within 6 months. Check back who made the most. The winner gets an additional 5k.

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>Buy $100k RV
>Travel the continent
>Meet people along the way

You'll eventually find friends. I promise. Being ugly, meh, who cares. I know it sucks but you can compensate with personality. I'm moderately attractive and an asshole, so I'm a 10/10, but you can find friends just by being a genuine person.

Send me 1 et and I'll teach you how to get a gr8 on discord

Go study something interesting at a school somewhere nice. I know a dude who went to Hawaii and went to community college thereafter he got an inheritance.

I'd rather put money in Tbonds or Eurobonds for example than stocks, the stock market is inflated and every single trader in buying stocks on margin.

send me $1200 to make up for the money poloniex stole from me
i'll be your discord buddy, provided you like people who rant about poloniex

Hire me to be your life coach.

>move city/country, change name, start fresh
>plastic surgery/aesthetic improvements
>life coach/therapist/personal trainer (temporary)
>travel and fake chad it. do things just to take photos for instagram (pay for followers, pay people to take your pics with them as if friends)
>home from travelling, handsome, rich chad instagram with 100k pajeet followers, buy home, trick dumb sluts into fucking me
>buy a race car and crash it
>RIP chad

>I made 1,000,000
>fucking help me
I hope you die little bitch. If I had that money I would cure my treatment resistant depression with the best doctors in the world and then improve myself to get a life full of joy.
>hurr durr no frens to see my lambo
Die, die and die

/fit here. Get swole bro. Seriously. If you need a personal trainer then get one. Getting /fit will take between 6 months and 3 years depending on genetics and starting point.
After /fit move onto /ck then /lit etc etc. Master all the skills Jow Forums can teach you.

>instagram with 100k pajeets following you

kek

the goal isn't money itself, the goal is the things money allows you to do, it just seemed like money was the goal when you didn't have any

now put it to use, change your life, get fit, see a therapist, hell if you're really disgustingly ugly consider plastic surgery, dental work, hair transplant, or whatever the fuck you need, use the money to improve your life.

I wish I had your problems

BE CAREFUL user, I did the EXACT same thing and this happened to me

>mfw have been doing this
>mfw in wrong order
>mfw only finished fit last year
>mfw I started biz 8months ago

>mfw I made a million from crypto but I still live life exactly the same I even wagecuck
>i just go home and play fortnite and smoke weed sometimes
>total isolation

I'm a simple guy

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Do the right thing. Burn those money, all of them, since you don't deserve that wealth. Your "problems" are insignificant, just like you, and rich or not you will probably end to kys, maybe sooner than later with that amount of cash. There are peoples out there with REAL problems that could be fixed with 1/10 of your money, but still, you are here bitching about your stupid bitchy "problems". And to be clear, I'm not begging. I just want you to burn your stack and stop being a faggot by kys. The only solution.

Are you me?

I just want to ask what you roughly did to achieve this. I'm a simple man, I just want no less than £1,000 by August. I currently have 118 XRP. I've been out of the cryptosphere for a while, last time I was involved was 2016.

I live in Bay Area in nice LG mountain house and am poor as shit, also I get laid fairly regularly because I'm good looking and "nice"

I'll train you to improve your life if interested, kick a reply

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Throw me $100 to get my crypto portfolio off the ground and I'll let you add me on discord/social media

Split it into different banks and live on the interest. Maybe look at putting it into CDs. Don't waste it on stupid shit but don't keep it all in one bank either. You are only insured up to $250,000 so if you put it all in one bank and they go under, you lose everything over $250,000. If you play it smart you never have to work.

>can’t figure out 2% of 1mm equals poverty

Jow Forums is trash for self-improvement unless you have a master filter, everyone/thing can be toxic here, even in /ck/ lol

Steroids dumbass. Do some faggot startup lifting program for a couple months while eating keto or some other meme diet then when you run out of noob gains do a test-e cycle.

I'd get a makeover
Facial
Nails
Skin
Hair transplant
Laser eye surgery
New wardrobe
Some accessories, watch and car etc
Take a holiday to some beach resort
Then return back to neetcave or buy a comfy apartment and play games, trade more shitcoins, bang hookers and buy a gun to blow my brains out after I get tired of it.

Yeah that is depressing as fuck though
t. someone who is doing that exact thing right now

wierd that you got that feeling so early, I only got it after cashing out completely and seeing the money in my bank account. That is when reality hit, all the fun was over... what now...

Kind of similar situation, I've got $400k in VTSAX and am a NEET with a tiny cost of living, ~ $600/mo. No idea what to do, no motivation, for the last 6 months I just lay around reading, go for walks, lift, play vidya, watch movies, cook, play guitar, and sometimes meet up with old friends on the weekend. Probably sounds nice to some people but I'm going insane.

Earn another 10x (get to 10m) so you have a goal again.

Or if you don't wanna do that make a YouTube channel about crypto, helps develop a community who values you.

>keto
>meme diet
pick one

I've been on keto for years, lost like 120lbs in one year, never felt better or more energetic. Carbs are for subhuman faggots.

to make it even worse
I used to have a lot of friends but this laser focus on making money as fast as possible made me ignore them and all other things in life completely, and now I have almost none left. Fuck your thread hit me in the feels op

seems like the only way to win is to be born rich

Travel.

You don't have any responsibilities at home do you? Family? Children? Job?

Literally just bank 75% of it into some safe fund so that it matures and gets you a bit of interest, put 50k into another account for your travels, put the remaining into a separate and secure account.

Buy some flights, and just fuckin travel. Don't think about it, just go to somewhere you've never been, if you're scared start with somewhere safe like europe, google 'best places to visit in europe' and visit the top 10.

Now, the imporant part, you are lonely right? Fuck hotels, stay in a HOSTEL. You will meet so many people and will almost certainly make a friend by pure osmosis. As you have absolutely no plans or responsibilities you can change where you're going at any given moment, you could even decide to join a group of friends who are travelling and doing a similar thing. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE GOOD FRIENDS FOR LIFE.

Having money doesn't mean you need to splash out on lambos, or bottle service or fancy hotels, ignore these fucking retards.

Travel, do it cheap like everyone else is so that you meet all these people, you will BE ONE OF THEM!

The money has not given you an elevated status, or happiness, or a 'cool life', it's given you freedom to do whatever the fuck you want. It seems that you want friends and to see the world, go do it.

God speed.

have you tried ketamine?

Travel didn't help me, it only made the lack of meaningful responsibility more acute. Halfway through my last trip to Japan I couldn't take the meaninglessness of wandering anymore and flew back home to sort myself out. We can't run forever.

Honestly user maybe it will make you feel better offering a donation to someone who really needs it. I have a daughter about to head into surgery and have been struggling a lot in making some cash to pay the bills lately. Could really use some help! :(

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To expand on this, if you do have family back home you care about, give them 100k or something so you don't feel bad about leaving and travelling, you don't know when you'll be back afterall.

If you are nervous (which is perfectly normal) just take out the super premium global travel/health insurance. Everything else you will pick up along the way.

Travel light, just a weeks worth of basic clean clothes and toiletries, it will encourage you to go out and find new ones in new places, you're rich afterall so you dont care about leaving some stuff in places, or giving it away to people in hostels ect.

Fuck travelling
Put it all in high dividend paying stocks and wageslave
You're still a miserable normie like me except I'm a hot mans and I have friends.
I would trade places with you probably

i've had a totally opposite experience to you user and i'm sorry you couldn't experience the same thing.

Anecdotally, having this freedom to do as you please and go where you want helps people find themselves and work out what they would like to settle on long term. Everyone's process is different and some are much more difficult than others.

I expect your realization and return home is just one step in this process, i hope you found/will find fulfillment

I would honestly love to be able to travel. Always dreamed about it. I've been stuck unable to move for so long. It's suffocating.

It's on the watch list

Thanks user, you too. I should have mentioned that I have backpacked extensively already so it was getting old anyway, but if OP has never gotten out it might be good for him. Now ironically I'm looking at the opposite of traveling- buying land to grow pastured animals. Cheers.

this is shit advice

Everyone i know who has came into money and thought this would solve their problems was horribly mistaken. The problem is that if you hate yourself and think you're a loser right now at home, you'll just hate yourself and be a loser somewhere else in the world. Moving or traveling doesn't fix your problem because you carry the problem inside yourself.

Traveling is great, but travel when you're confident in yourself and love the person you are. If he thinks he's an ugly toad then he needs to either improve himself physically, or repair his mental image of himself, or both, and once he's done that then he should follow your advice and go see the world.

first good idea thanks

kys

that's me. i was focused on money and ignored friends now i have none but i have all this money

People telling you to reinvest are probably also ugly NEETs. My advice - take out 100k, buy a ticket to literally anywhere and travel for as long as you can (reinvest the rest though). Take yourself well outside of your comfort zone and confront the world head on. Find something or someone you love do whatever you can to hold on to it. Traveling is the best way to figure yourself out, by far.

When you come home, get an wducation in somethhing or teach yourself something useful. Or better yet, buy rural property, start gardening and become self sufficient. Grow heaps of dope and spend the rest of your life reading, browsing, smoking dope and gardening. That is pretty much the best life you can hope for without any qualifications or a decent education.

i struggle with serious general/social anxiety issues which would cause panic attacks for something as 'simple' as going to a nightclub.

travelling unlocked something in me, the anxiety is still there, it will never go away, but i feel like because i managed to do and see so many things all on my own that i have mastered it. it's my little bitch, i own my life and I've been to thailand and rome and africa despite my deep and entrenched problems. now I am back home and wageslaving (as i am not lucky like OP to have so much cash) but it's not as hard, I can go out drinking with colleagues and attend hard meetings that just wasn't possible before i had this travel period.

i was lucky enough to find a girlfriend to do this with, but doing it alone is very possible too and i guess it's even easier as you have no responsibilities

like i said to the other user, everyones process is different and i am just sharing what has worked for me and many people i know/met whilst doing said travelling. we're all a lot happier now

also for anyone else with social anxiety issues, my advise is get a prescription for propranpolol, it's a beta-blocker that keeps you chilled as fuck whenever you think you'll be going into a stressful situation.

Also, keep some dramamine (or whatever the anti-motion sickness tablets are branded as in your country) on hand. Being nervous + shitty bumpy bus or taxi rides in a foreign country will make you feel sick, these tablets combat the motion sickness but also make you a little bit sleepy/calmer which reduces the anxiety response. All legal and safe drugs which are over the counter and non-addictive, can be used constantly and long term.

It's suffocating to be a poor normie wageslave. This fag can't retire on 1M but he could wageslave for 30 years and retire at 50 comfy

fair enough dude, if OP's specifically just dealing with anxiety/loneliness then your approach seems great. I still stand by what I said though if his problems run deeper and it's more of a severe confidence/body image problem. Your situation sounds like it might have been a little different since you said you were traveling with your girlfriend which proves some competency and confidence on your part already, whereas if OP can't even muster that he might be far worse off than you were.

I've dealt with anxiety myself (still do to some extent) but I don't conflate it with lack of confidence or self-image issues. For me it's more that I just don't like crowds or being around groups of people I'm not familiar with. Giving a speech or presentation in front of a bunch of strangers still makes me anxious as fuck.

It really sucks, finding new friends is also impossible it seems

>i need friends to hang out with now and theres no way thats gonna happen
I'll come watch anime with you. For money.

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Go to the gym. Workout.

I was going to list a long line of things to improve your life, but literally just going to the gym and lifting, and actually setting goals for lifting and hitting them not just dicking around will improve your life greater then anything else you could do.

go to college
start lifting
travel
youre happy

also get off biz

Actually this

You need to get the brain chemistry flowing in a better direction

Meditate, clean out your pineal with boron, lose some fat and gain muscle

Join some crypto telegrams

Learn some game for girls

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Working on yourself without never worrying about money ever.. how the fuck do you complain. You are literally free to to anything. Start a fighting sport it's fucking great, alot of confidence comes with it

Give it to me and I'll turn you into a woman

Here i am trying to "make it" by being able to buy the shittiest, cheapest apartment in my hometown so that i don't have to be a slave and yet here i hear about non-slaves who are depressed.

That's the beauty of it. Once you learn to filter out the shitposting then you can improve, laugh at memes and shitpost with everyone else. /fit taught me how to tell whats shitpositng and what's real advice and I've been applying the same methods since I've come here and so far it seems like I'm on the right track.