Applicants with no job experience are welcome

>Applicants with no job experience are welcome
>This position requires 2 years of relevant working experience
>need a job to get experience
>need experience to get a job
How will crypto fix this?

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Smart contracts connected to job postings that alert companies when Pajeets apply, and immediately delete the application to weed out the shitty job seekers

They have no idea what they actually want and they hope they can get someone overqualified for cheap.

job ads these days are wishlists. but since there are so many people applying for them, the company has a chance of finding someone that ticks every box

Is it better for a guy to work in human resources since they're the minority and more likely to get hired?

you're gonna have to convince the HR roasties interviewing you alot more since you'll be working with them. if you're an autist like the majority of us you probably wouldnt stand a chance. nothing wrong with giving it a try though

Why do you want to work in HR?

because nobody actually enjoys their job and a job is just for money

What if we try to pull a "poor honest autist who needs help" on them?

Hr has ungodly amounts of power. It sucks, yes, but people will want to make friends with you. You are their connections to higher places

roasties hate those types user. they are repulsed by them. autists are the most hated minority

Not sure if this is entirely accurate. Have plenty of experience contradicting this.

It’s so easy for a guy to get a job in hr. A 400 lb neck beard pajeetbcould walk into hr with his dick hanging out and get hired. I got an interview and brought a roast beef sandwich, told her I got 2 cuz it was 2 for 1 and was full. Bitch said I was hired and didn’t say shit after that cuz she was too busy eating. It was like fucking Africa with lions devouring a zebra or some shit. I thought for sure she’d choke and offered some water cuz I didn’t want her to die cuz I hadn’t signed any papers yet but she said mm-mmm naw hunny chile imma be aight...just... buuuuuuurrrrrrppppp! Dey it is. I almost threw up cuz I smelled Onions and chow peppers and some weird fermented shit.

I wouldn't be surprised if they do, since some of them can be perceived as WEIRD and CREEPY

Yeah, that's true, but I'm assuming OP is referring to being a clerk or assistant, not a manager or recruiter.

doesnt sound like you've ever had to deal with HR

>anecdotal experience

cmon now

Pffft

OP, just go to the fucking interview.

I got a job as a billing 'specialist' for a major ISP. I had ZERO customer service experience and I am fucking terrible with numbers.

I have full benefits, 401k, paid time off, and make 15.00 an hour.

crypto will fix this by eventually allowing us to become pioneers of automated systems using nodes for example which will ultimately generate passive income while you do what you want

I'm sure it's anecdotal to you, but I can't deny my own experience.

I had to deal with HR and got a job by being honest about my "condition" and they felt sorry for me.

where do you work?

Kek, one time I mentioned during my interviews that I was introverted and that fact stuck with them for some reason

Not a problem for top-tier candidates, the good news for many is that most companies do not need this tier of excellence for an entry level and would rather mold a close imitation for a discount. This is especially true for entry level positions, regardless of how the HR boilerplate/creative writing appears in the job listing. Question is, how will you fix YOUR problem? I'm assuming youre ignoring the 'apply anyway' meme. Real hint, it works especially best when combined with other efforts.

Put day trader as job experience, put binance's contact info for reference

Kekked

>Wanting truck driver with clean licence (No fines ever)
>Can learn on the job
>Must have 5 years experience.
>Must be preprared to work illegal hours and lie on log books so i dont get in trouble for making you work slave hours.

Its why only low wage pajeets drive trucks in my country now. They put all these ridiculous requiements on the job discription to scare away skilled drivers.

The amount of requirements they put on their job listings is proportional to how shitty the job is.