/smg/ - Stock Market General

Good morning /smg/ what are the big moves for today?
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE&t=6s

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Who's ready for HMNY to drop 25% today?

A U T I S T I C
G A I N S
E D I T I O N

Open the markets N O W

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Morning all. It’s gonna be a rough day, isn’t it?

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The market should not be green today with the tariffs riding so hot off the back off the Italian ordeal.
Yesterday's gains were already so uncomfortable.

I have shit to do, and am likely done posting today.
Cya senpai!

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God, it could be 274 today and 276 Friday now.

Considerably better thread with /smg/ at the top, you're getting better grim.

I am warning all followers of MU to pull out today.
The seer of MU has predicted failure long ago, we pull back for the jew rats to eat the carrion surrounding our lord.
We will regroup when we see a correction take place, or you may light the candles and lead the flock, now abandoned.
Be wary and do not lose yourself. What is wrong will become right, what is right will become wrong. I trust you.

Amen.

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280 on Friday isn't even outside of the realm of possibility.

Yeah, but it doesn’t feel right. Looks right, but I’m spooked.

neither is 260 desu

Yeah, 258.

>Trump announces new tariffs
>EUR rises
Fuck it

actually anything below 270 is impossible this week.

Baby steps user.

How JUST am I? I just picked up some more CRON and CGC

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holy shit I regret selling the Netflix of china that fucking stock has no breaks to the moon.

241 almost 100% today

Uhhh am not banned, why would me banned :P ???
Well if you look @ purple line down on chart, we in very subtle downward trend. 274, and even 275.6 are within expected.

You should be worried @ 285
What returns to mean would look like is volitility dead with slow 4 month climb from 272-300

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Feels a little early, but I did say 300 in summer. Money time.

Uhhh? This is market acting rationally for a once tariffs mean weaker dollar on paper

Hey, my low iq gf is back. I love you.

With a weaker dollar you should see increases in gold.

CRiS

Both look good technically. Cron bouncing off lows. Cgc bullish weekly macd crossing. Just hold

What stock is that.

IQ

Buy some AKER for the 180 day extension and the buy out rumors.

What a time to be alive! We are literally witnessing the ushering in an era of peace and prosperity for all of those who are a part of the one nation under God.

I think it is the contrary : less trade deficit = less USD abroad = USD strong
Trade wars plus the euro shitfest
I think I stay long JPY for a while

that would be true if tariffs actually manage to reduce US trade deficit.

>i.d. "SHE"

Green Today

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Enter BAC and PEP exDiv

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Less USD abroad = less demand of USD = weaker USD

good thing sell off minute is over. I thought for a second today was going to be red lol.

Kirkland lake gold to bid about 1,3 billion CAD on Novo resources.

Novo halted, only logical reason.

I'm very much down my money :)

ORC ex-div

Rumor : Orange and Altice to merge their VOD services to create an european alternative to NFLX.

Isn't it NOK's ex-div today too?

fuck this shit, i pulled out of HMNY. give me another morning chaser to throw my money at

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OKTA SHOP NTNX....

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Here you go friend

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Who here /day trader/

Weirder things have happened, but my advanced market screener has detected a naked Frenchman pulling his ball sack over his penis so it looks like a bull frog pattern on the 15 minute VIX candles. It can only mean one thing.

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Also LABU. It’s a volitility index.

Wrong, I'm in my office drinking coffee, with clothes on (sadly).

Yep

KORS on sale due to downgrades, could be day trade opportunity and a safe hold for a month or two
possibly the MU of fancy shoes, although currently i'm getting burned as i hold these shares

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Sweet

>hmny

fuck i got memed on

PSSST.... BUY CRSP and SELL IT IN 15 mins!

Wingstop tags: Aerospace

cmon bogs dont be like this

Entered long now. Bulls fought back.

TLT IS GOING THE WRONG WAY AGAIN

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Hahahaha

YEXT is showing earnings after market today boys. It’s a company that was said to have high risk but high reward by Montly fool three months ago under their AI category.

Smuckers please

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if you like money buy DLTR on this dip and hold at least till next earnings. couldn't be any simpler

youtube.com/watch?v=UOLBI90lXp4

Bogs are back in town

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Holy shit, I'm in awe of this lad

GBR is under $1.50 so I got in, might as well give it a shot

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>HE THOUGHT THE TRADE WAR WAS A NON ISSUE

>HE THOUGHT THE BOND RATE WOULD KEEP FALLING

>HE THOUGHT ITALY WASNT CRASHING THE EU WITH NO SURVIVORS

L M A O

DELUSIONAL BULLS

TIME TO WAKE UP AND FACE REALITY

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wh-when do we get the gainz boys?

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I jumped aboard.

Fuck you, Morgan Stanley!

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Invest in TVIX maybe. But my stuff is turning a profit.

The Nasdaq is unstoppable

The nigga might be right

What are your hopes for GBR? If I had infinite money I'd invest, do you just want another spike?

VIX is too low for this to be the work of the Bogs, this is just a bunch of bitch ass pussy sucking, smack shooting, synthetic dope doing, HIV having, Starbuck's shitter using, cock sucker selling going on.

Get calls now.

When is Smuckers ex-div date?

Cool thanks KS, I want exposure

followed the patterns of DLTR for the last year. it's free money, and if they beat next quarter, we're talking 40% upside. even if you're not comfy holding through next earnings, from here it's all up and just sell before next call

SNAP, should I short this pile of shit?

smuckers div already passed recently

Basically, somebody is buying it up under $2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

noooooooooooooo

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Yup. That shit is going to 0.16

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT HAPPENED?!

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There we go.
I thought I wasn't crazy about TLT

>Economy is the strongest it has been in 8 years
>North Korea, China, and Iran are getting cucked by the US
>OH NO TRUMP MIGHT NOT LET ME BUY MY AUDI NEXT YEAR I BETTER SELL EVERYTING

Boomer genocide when?

I'm the one who called 16¢, don't hold out for it. We're going to 25¢ and up to $2.5 before crashing back down to 16¢ before the run up to $7.

Well I still have $15k sitting on the sidelines, I'm trying to find a couple more good deals.

my play was to hold bras and panties until dividend, it dumped before hours more than the dividend, predictable but i got greedy as normal
still +3% on the trade not bad for a week

market's just green dildos from here on out boys.

Buy a house

Did that with Eramet today. Bought some in Valeo after the dip, dividends in 6 days, growth potential +8% easy.

ya dont say?

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NWL is looking good. Cheap with a nice dividend. What could fuck this up

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SCP Pool might be a good growth meme (POOL)
People arent just gonna stop swimming this summer

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Any HLF longs here? How are you faring with the possibility of your company may get delisted?

Eh, houses are overpriced right now in my area. My girlfriend is a real estate agent and is making bank right now so that's a good thing I guess. I'm thinking about just selling most of my shit, buying a 5th wheel camper (a used one so depreciation doesn't rape me), and living frugally in that for a while. I like the idea of reducing the number of my possessions and de-cluttering my life.

Also, thinking about picking up some bank stocks, which ones would you guys suggest I look at? Citi seems like a decent deal right now.

Based Rubbermaid nad Reynolds WrAP

Deutsche Bank

get BAC and JPM, not citi, or rather go heavier on those and lighter on citi

No thanks, Douche Bank has been swirling the drain for a while.

THANKS A LOT ITALY

Makes for one hell of a short.
>7.3% drop
h-heh thatz nothing zoyim

>Douche Bank
So glad I wasn't the only one who called it that.