ITT: we act as Australian as possible

crikey m8s!
Gooks and Abos are what's ruining straya!
God Save the Queen, 'cos she's a good sheila she is!

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Yeah nah shit thread dickhead

crikey! I don't think I could ever compete with that big emu cock

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and i think i'm beginning to understand why...

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see this flag ^ ? there, done, australian as it gets.

if you were a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown aussie this is what you'd have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts

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Extremely based.

STREWTH WHERE'S ME STUBBIES SHARON

Reply to this post if you think Portugal is gay

i don't think portugal is gay

Do they really call it like this?

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oyy mate i jusd shiat ma pan'ts hahaJKNSSFHNSDÆKFJKSDFMDSFKJKSDFMS

good lad, don't listen to that pooftah

*raises paw*

god tier post

OI KUNT WHAT THE FUQ R U DOING IN STRAYA THIS WHITE MANS LAND YOU FUKING DICKHEAD YELLOW CUNT AAAAY!

I imagine myself in Western Australia, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop e*U birds from advancing. We mow down e*U birds but they keep coming. I shoot e*U birds but I run out of ammo so I draw my boomerang and begin slaughtering e*Us, since e*Us are way more physically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get pecked, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then pecked again and again. e*Us were pecking me as a pack like a cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see Steve Irwin (Allah) smiles at me, I smile back... Then I woke up, in norfolk, my homeland. My AUSSIE brethren gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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>Portugay

desuarchive.org/_/search/image/_-Xzkf8BRueBqRCjeW3JMg/
Mate, you okay?

Heaven, Queensland

nothing personal m8
when I make a good meme I'll spread it like aids

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Fuck off Kiwi, you are not my brother, you are not even my friend, when the tide turns and order returns we will conquer your shitty little group of islands.

you should know better to start wars you can't win

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fucking P*rtugay!

kek this image

Yep, that's it

OwO what's this?

Aussies riding emus into battle.
Conquering old enemies and defeating new ones.

Thanks for this

ay this cunt knows
were you born in aus or some shit?

today
yesty

*yes sir*
*thank you China*
*ok Mr Wang*

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Who is this semen demon

opal776.tumblr.com
yer average strayan male!
strewth!

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nice

>Act as Australian
Broooooooong brooooooooooooing broing broing broooooooooong broooooooong wooo woooo wau wau waaaau broooooong
(didgreridoo intensifies)

wang means something else here ya nip fuck
soundcloud.com/robert-smith-490715958/sets/wang

kek what is this

get fucked worst iberian country

BLIMEY your Majesty!
it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here!

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ol mate big vic and his trusty co-host the milk man

thats a strange expression bruce

stone the flamin crows

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kh66yZj3qlk
lovely documentary on the daily life of Australia's intellectuals

strewth i got my masters at wallabaloo

Who's our PM today?