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Fuck me I can't stop thinking about a gf

>Chad
>Having children

>all that shrimp
>no oysters

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who here popeyes

My boy my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant
How many girls have you seen naked?

>caring about your (((race)))
its a jewish trick you dumb asses

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Trump supporters love jews that's why they voted for the worlds biggest israel supporter

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numerous, most of them asian or latina. you mad?

>tfw six (6) days since my last okcupid match

it's all over. i'm down to matching girls in the mid to low 60% or worse

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wish i were a jew desu

I'm going to have brown kids
thoughts?

Does it snow in mexico?

Im going to have white kids

no

Why would I care? How does this stop the death of the white race?

There is no more cruel government then the Israeli government
I hate being associated with them

hey, come to Sweden and experience real winter firsthand

For some reason I’ve always wanted to have half Hispanic babies
All my dreams that involved having kids involved brown babies

TELL ME HOW GOOD THE EDIBLE PRICES ARE YOU POTHEADS

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finna have an awesome schedule next semester

>For some reason I’ve always wanted to have half Hispanic babies
>All my dreams that involved having kids involved brown babies

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I've only ever seen real snow in texas like twice most of the time it rains ice and we call it snow, when we were kids we would even go outside and throw ice balls at each other, they were solid so they normally didn't break when they hit someone

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what did the boomer mean by this

WHY ARE MCNUGGETS SO EXPENSIVE IN CANADA

i don't really know a lot about edibles but a gram of weed is about $10 on average

I'm going to adot a child because I don't want my child to have my awful genes

sure, ill do it next month

>How many girls have you seen naked?
I'm gay and I've seen girls naked, why do normalfags act like it's an accomplishment is that really the only thing they have in their sad lives to measure themselves by?

forgot to reply lol

Nothing makes me happier than looking at my girl’s stomach and thinking about how my unborn daughter will be here soon

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*dabs on Jow Forums and /leftypol/*

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r-really?

He’s talking about how “the rest of us” are getting laid to brag about how he’s saving the white race so i asked if he’s a virgin??

of course not, i dont even have a passport

I hate jews

me and my Asian gf use condoms, so no babies for us

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Me? I only rely on facts and logic, of course I'm an enlightened centrist

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I ain't got no gf and won't be having one anytime soon.
All I need are my anime womens

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Good lad

cringe but redpilled

What is dabbing

chinese lol

Based

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Why would anyone want kids in this day and age? Shit's so fucked up, and I mean everywhere.

breddy shoar my crush has a bf

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Just got done watching a movie with my old man. The Hitchhiker guide to the universe, I watched last night and had a blast. Anyways watched with my dad expecting him to love it too, he didn't even crack a laugh only a chuckle.

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WW3 soon

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I'm sick

It's just a meme now a days. People are naming their kids after sandwichs for christsake

because i have superior sylvanian genes and my descendants will survive the iceage

why would anyone not want to have kids, i dont understand

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I'd love to take a big, hot steaming shit in an americans mouth

...

Got red bumps on my dick
What that mean?

Because bible thumpers are awful and they are the only ones having children.

because they cost a lot
unironically cheaper to just get an abortion or leave them at a fire department or something

the best method is YEing them down the stairs

>Because bible thumpers are awful and they are the only ones having children.

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Based
Cringe

I can't sleep

How can something be this cute!?

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kys

anime?

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I'll fix that...

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anime is mental illness

No

Why are you still awake nigel

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Because the sun never sets

>i dont even have a passport
what, how is that possible?

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fuck me mommy

why would i need it

>S+ in aram once again
feels good to be god

thats how the west works for non francophones

>how is that possible?
Most people in NA don't have their passport

why wouldnt you have one? does it cost money?
??
what the??

youtube.com/watch?v=LoRoODZcRqc

>why wouldnt you have one?
Literally why would you? If you don't leave the country you don't need one

>why wouldnt you have one?
i know i cant travel to any other country
>does it cost money?
idk

Excellent edition.

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>go to sleep feeling sad
>wake up
>still sad

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More of a church's man, myself.

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How old were you when you found out they stopped considering homosexuality a mental disorder because gay people petitioned for it and literally no other reason.

I'd literally beat the shit out of someone if they were talking shit about my wife

I'm sure you would know all how homosexuality is classified you obsessed little faggot

its super cheap here in sweden only 350sek
i mean why not get one if its for free? But i see your point

>wife
Shit meant waifu
Not that 3DPD shti

you're wife is a whore