I’m going to the store you guys want anything?

Get me chicken chips, two packs of smokes and pepperoni

un negrito

Un pack de gansitos y dos bags of doritos

Sausage roll

Um.... user, the correct name for them now is “Nitos”, you’re being kind of racist

>un pack
>dos bags
DIOS MIO

Not that user but never ever will I stop calling them negritos

CHIst post I've ever seen

+1

Unas chelas con gansito
No one who grew with them will ever call them nitos

In Chile we have those stores too now and we call them "ocho"

Not him but I like when people talk like that it always makes me chuckle for hours
Te pareses muy gay
Soy puro de marca
El esmiders es mi favorito de los sinsons
Soy el pAcha
Te gusta la misa? Mi salchicha!

It's pronounced "okso"

Based

do you have those in america?

No. Just 7/11 and AmPm.

I don’t think so. Maybe in L.A.?

We also have Kum & Go

Is that where black dads buy cigarettes?

No that’s at Walmart and it’s usually milk they go for
Kum & Go is in majority white states and is also known as “Ejacuate and evacuate”

Ya lemme get a pack of wild rush swishers and a grinder

Bring me a hot dog and a Dr. Pepper bro.

5 largest bottles of irn bru
3 liters of vodka
giant frozen pizza with lots of cheese and mushrooms(don't you dare to put it in microwave)
2 big cheetos packs with pizza and one with cheese
one big pack of bacon lay's
3 packs of winston xstyle blue
6 pack of darkest beer you americans got

and orbit for kids

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Some of those aren't sold at Oxxo, but rest assured, you'll get Mexican beer.

>Mexican beer
is that bad

No.
It just means you're 90% guaranteed to get good beer.
want some indio?

marlboro rojos porfa

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We pronounce it like we damn like.

based

as long as it's bitter, has taste of yeast and hits me in head I drink it

a can of pepsi and pic related, please

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I'd like an ice cold Bang's please

>convenience store I've never even heard of
How the fuck far are you planning to go?

I’m in rural Nevada so probably like 5 hours if I take a direct route

Indio, Modela Negra, and Bohemia are the only good ones I've tried, the rest are crap, especially Corona. Dunno why it's so popular.

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Most people here have switched to drinking Indio (and some locally brewed beers) recently.
Other than that it's either extreme drunks who will drink anything (mainly Tecate) or dads who drink Bud Light.

Bohemia is nice. Corona oddly enough is considered pretty classy when I was in Argentina.

>indio
my negro

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Get this b*aner shit off my board

Wait, do we have Oxxo in the United States? Only seen 'em in Mexico.

XX and Pacifico are even better.

Pacifico, Victoria and León are nice

XX Ambar is pretty damn good desu.

lol, you can find amateurn porn filmed in these stores

Tf

There's so many of them that some are really isolated and empty, so people film porn in them.

Can I get uhhhhbhbb b0neless pizza

Do you mean barq's?

Vodka

Nufig

Pump

This is just how CHIs talk. I went to the emergency clinic today and in front of me were two CHIs. "My friend no se siente bien duele his stomach mucho"

Hot dog

what mf song is this