There's an actual girl lurking on Jow Forums right now

h-hi~

obama and biden were the creepiest fuckers man

Wat da fuk, she's probably obese and eating goldfish crackers.

I don't think I'm damaged Imao I just like Jow Forums because the people here are hilarious, and no I have never fucked, as I am a prude.

Haha gay...

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Nah I'm 125 pounds actually

What do you think of US not having any maternal leave but all other countries have it?

>she's likely half dressed
Wait why?

Well, I personally wouldn't know how it would be like having been in maternal leave, mind I'm just 19 so I don't think to have this topic would be plausible as having a smart conversation.

Then have a kid then. I'll send you sperm, I just need your address.

she's masturbating to my posts

hahaha no.

gay sex...?

are you ugly and/or autistic

>flag
No racemixing, please.

The mutt child will be confined to the US with her mutt mother, so it's fine, Mr.Brown.

Me on the right

no, I don't think so, no I am not autistic? All honesty I don't really care much about appearance, you know all you need in life is not care about what other people say ( of course if you are fat, then there is a problem and probably should be trying to maintain weight instead ) just a tip to everyone!

no

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please be in phoenix

I'm fuckin' white!

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just lose some weight and remove some hair and you're done

Know your place

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Does anyone else know you browse here?

Girls can masturbate too? How?

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Watch lesbian porn.

S T O C K H O L M

Yes, my friend, well " friend " usually hanging around with her other friends, a nice person truly but I think she forgets about me. We both love Jow Forums as the people here are quite funny and actually give us some laughs. Although quite confuse when they say that girls don't exist here, I must say perhaps not here on Jow Forums but there must be.

You're doing a really bad job LARPing, if you're training to be a tranny you have a long way to go.

I am quite fine here as is, but must I say I must give credit to Stockholm as it is quite lovely, but in general I must say it looks lovely in the winter.

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U-UmU >_

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he said girl, not """girl"""

Bump ;)

>at least a few are guaranteed to be cute
WDYTYA

>there are 100's of different boys browsing Jow Forums right now
ok
>>at least a few are guaranteed to be cute
?
>>they likely aren't dressed at all
???

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The majority of those problems can be fixed, anonette. Some of those fembot charesteristics like not being able to handle alcohol or social situations can even be cute.

he's right you know

Ok what I saw didn't look like it felt that good and it took a super long time for the wet stuff to come out. Do they still do it often?

Daily reminder that i still dont have a gf

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fact: 3d roasties are subhuman

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fact: girls with penises are superior

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>tfw Stacy fembot

Oh right, the pic

More fembot desu

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GIB

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>cute
fuck

i ain't cute, faggot

That's his niece

GIB
GIRL

Girls who use Jow Forums are literally the worst kind of girls.

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Guys who post korean idols are the worst king of 4channers

*kind

gib

DESU, there are probably a shit ton more really attractive guys browsing this board than there are girls

What?

gf
you're a girl, right?
(note my above average punctuation skills, that signify my superior intelligence)

This.
Anime is the real deal am I right

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Why you want a gf when you can have a pet?

Based

damn, i got shot down bad
animals suck desu, chicks are cute and you can talk to them

Good thing nobody has ever been molested by an uncle before lmoa

it's fucking cold here, why would I be undressed

Cats are cuter

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No, they are not. You can't reproduce with them and they are gay. Tomboys are the true patricians choice and the ultimate redpill.

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biden yes, mostly because he had that old wh*Te pedophile vibe

Calling obama creepy is pure boomer cringe and bluepill

>flag
>mad shitskin
what did i expect

ROMA
O
M
A

>#1 ranked pedophile country WHITE ASS ON FIRE replies to me

guess i hit it close

I browse Jow Forums while being naked a lot

But I'm hairy like an ape ;)

Go to a brothel or some shit man.

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Nah, odds are it's some dirty arthoe or a fat cosplay girl

Been browsing /cgl/ cuz that board is "The Female Board" and found some interesting things. First off females tend to write paragraphs alot and blogposty rants about their lifes. Second is they say many of the same things men do on here and were even calling eachother shitskins and generally trolling. It was kinda enlightening to see that the women here aren't too different than us, but there are definitely ways to identify them on other boards.

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So, how many women have you identified on Jow Forums?

Same and i’m a guy.

If a girl says she's never had sex she has tons of sex

A yes molesting children while a photographer takes pictures isn't creepy right you sick fuck?

Not many right now. But if you see things that stand out as overly nice, or blogposty than it's probably a female.

i wonder what girls think about Jow Forums gayposting

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Nothing in particular.

Nothing

nothing

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boring

I sometimes LARP as a fake gay boy so I can expand my fantasy

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What am I supposed to think about guys LARPing as male sluts?

Hide button

ok this is more female attention than what i have received in the last 5 years im leaving now

that it's hot or something

I'm not a girl user

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yeah i thought as much honestly