In this thread we act like cats.
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I'm a useless piece of shit who is only alive because his owner is a depressed asshole who thinks having a cat will somehow improve his life!
*entices you with my bp*
Why nordics love cats so much?
It is not that bad though.. I live with this stupid girl who literally worships me, while she is away i sleep on our pillow and fart.
Because it is so shit outside, we spend a great deal of time at home. Norway is the country with the most people living alone.
I don't do anything productive in the whole day and because of the fact that my owner doesn't cares about me I wander off the streets shitting everywhere, getting in fights with other cats and getting pregnant.
I feel you bro. Once i went outside in the hallway. I think there is a female cat a few doors down, i can smell it! Fuck i imagine getting on her. I sprayed on the doormat just to be sure. Maybe she will find her way out some day, meeting me in the hallway.. oh i just want to procreate.
I'm confident that in one day you'll make it.
What are your previous experiences with d*gs?
I wake up my h*man by scratching his face. Am I doing it right, bros?
Personally i like to wake him up first by jumping up on his tummy, then i go up to his face.
Never seen a better projection than this
What have I done wrong to get locked up for my whole life in this small and shitty apartment with some apathetic loser who barely gets out of the bed to feed me and change the litter? I swear, I won't have second thoughts of ending this misery by jumping out of the window if he ever opens it again.
Hot catgirls
Have you tried to escape? Once i almost managed, but my fucking owner came and grabbed me.
sopa de gato uma delicia
REE get out here fucking yellow eyed shit nigger.
uma delicia de gato! umaaaaiiii~
RAPE ME
RAPE ME
SOMEONE COME AND RAPE ME
I WANT TO GET RAPED
LET ME IN MOTHERFUCKER
>I’m a girl btw
you will regret this when the plague comes to malaysia
Have any of you guys ever tried catnip?
Imagine being a 1.68 cm malaysian boy with a penis that is thin and 12 cm long. "Massage?"
Yeah, I have taken a stroll out in the hallway a few times, but the stairway is locked behind a door and I haven't quite figured out how the elevator works, so there is not much entertainment for me. I had a chance with the window when I was little, but I got hesitant at the last moment and the h*man has not opened it since.
Big canine cocks...
Cocks
>but the stairway is locked behind a door
Fuck, i have the same problem. I tried to push the door but it wont move. The elevator is a mystery to me, from what i have seen you have to push a button i cannot reach... Fuck me, the days go on. I tend to climb on the railing on the balcony, just sitting there and hoping a gust of wind fucking kills me.
Redpill me on this picture.
>boy
>having a dick
So you are a fucking tranny, wow i am surprised.
ew what
although this just looks like your average third world street food stall
Quality posts. Nothing worse than c*ts
Oh man, it must be nice to have a balcony at your disposal. What does the wind feel like? I have only ever gotten to breath the outside air in the fucking prison-box.
I am a pussycat