Walk into polling station

>walk into polling station
>push obese boomers out of the way while I make my way to the voting booth
>boomer volunteer asks me for ID
>stare the bitch down until he caves and mutters out “o-okay sir, h-here’s your ballot, p-p-please don’t hurt me”
>spit on boomer for being a lesser life form than me before taking my BASEllot
>rip off pen from stationary chain in the booth
>walk out into the center of the room so everyone can see
>bellow from the bottom of my heart like a proud warrior beginning his conquest “Y’ALL BOOMER NIGGAS BOUTA GET DABBED ON”
>mark straight-ticket dem on my ballot for all to see
>boomers become so frightened that they all change their vote to the D and crap their adult diapers in unison
>scoff at how easily the b**mer menace is slain
>submit my ballot, take my b&r sticker, and moonwalk out

Yep... it ain’t easy being based.

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absolutely based and unequivocally redpilled

>voting
cringe and bluepilled

What’s the matter, b***mer, can’t get up on account of your 500 lb. frame?

Holy fuck user, have some pity for those boomers dude,

just kidding keep dabbing on them, you're doing the work of a thousand man here, let me conclude by saying your actions were based and redpilled

Dab on those boomo*Ds

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BASED AND REDPILLED

>living in a flyover shithole without vote by mail

I seriously hope

Posting in a b&r thread.

>people actually think the left and right are different
There's only one political party: the plutocracy. The elections are simply a way to extend the illusion of control and hand the average person another scapegoat to blame; "oh well the Republicans won last time and I'm still fucking poor, clearly Democrats are the solution," back and forth repeating forever and ever. The only things that matter to these fossilized, vampiric fuckers are labor strikes and violence, and both of those things are coming when the average idiot realizes that his sacred cow at the ballot box never actually does anything for him. Mark my words.

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