Okay you gotta admit this is extremely alarming

We would probably not end up declaring war on each other, though.

Switzerland are red-pilled. The UK soon too.

You really think the perfidious Kraut would let you go without a fight?

you are dumb

You really think krauts don't know we would just zerg rush them and (finally) take revenge?

we want kangaroos in austria so we expand till we are yurostralia

I honestly don't think the EU will give you as good as a deal we got.

no

why did Algeria co-exist in 1953 and leave it after?

It was part of France then

>why did a province of France co-exist

This is the last territory demand of the European Union

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>turkey

GOOD

What's Norway's angle?

>no North Africa for a Mediterranean Union

well fuck you

Don't be rude, its a reasonable thing not to know

we may include Tunisia in the future. Tunisia is a good lad.

>Schengen with turks

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It was more of a joke towards French territorial autism as they didn’t even consider Algeria to be something different from Bretagne

yeah, so what? Turkey is a good lad.

>t. hassan müller

I think an FTA with North Africa is needed to stimulate the exports of Southern Europe which right now have to face borders while Western-Europe can export 360 degrees

don't want turks in my european union, sorry ozil

Why did the Franko-German Reich allow eastern europeans in ? seems dumb, i dont want to waste my money in some polish goatfuckers

lol

when the time comes, you won't have a say in this, sorry

Why not? They were ripe for the taking

sure, osmanoglu

Probably true. But we'll work it out over the longer term. They are trying to screw you over, too.

This needs more (You)s for comedic effect

Ceuta and Melilla btch pls

While ensuring that Bretagne did not exist as a territorial unit (and then when it did, ensuring it included many non-Breton areas),

>extremely alarming.
In the other side there are 3 B people and > half of the nukes in the world

wasn't marked in the template, just imagine it being there.

The increased supply of low skilled workers drive down wages of the western European workers, making the few get wealthier at the expense of the many.

Stop trying to islamize the world mehmet

It also allows for natives to focus on education and higher value jobs. Poles over here actually pick strawberries and tomatoes. Dutch people are rather unemployed, which I know since I worked on a farm like that and all the unemployed people they send us left within 1 day

t.

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it will be a European form of Islam, so it's all good.

While post -2004 emigration from new member states in Central and Eastern Europe leads to their depopulation, making the division of their territories between Russia and Germany, whenever Schroeder's Gazprom decides it's time, all the easier

I love how the Toblerone shows the poorness

We are back to the original ones now desu. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44910195

Can't wait to see dresden flattened again desu

If they want to divided territory why do they build a pipeline through the sea

So no need to pay transportation fees to Baltic States, Poland or Ukraine.

fuck you. i hope you die of skin cancer

Why shouldn6t Russia be peacefully integrated. It seems that while, crazy as it may sound, their elities drank Dugin’s kool aid, the common Russians who aren’t edgy nazbols still think Dugin is clown.

Based
Nothing better than Ossis like getting killed

I'm not an Ossi though.

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because EU is shit
i better eat my own pants drabbled in my own shit than join this litteral USSR 2.0

Imagine unironically having a grandmother who was used as a russian cocksleeve

implying the ussr wasnt better than modern russia.

>They can't exactly expand beyond Europe

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More space Angela, more space soon. It grows, and you grows with it.

debatable

2004 was a mistake for the EU, but I'm glad our eastern brothers are doing better now

I never understand why Britain never tried to bring the good parts of the Commonwealth into the EU. It would have made itself the leader of the largest bloc in the EU, calmed its own Euroscpetics and benefited the primary industries of the Commonwealth who lost their main market upon the UK's EC membership.

>inb4 because they are not in Europe.

Well most Commonwealth members have trade deals with the EU now

MORE LEBENSRAUM
MORE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I hate the name French Guiana, it sounds like a colony.

WTF Greenland

>turkey
Oh wait
>flag

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>In 1973, Greenland joined the European Economic Community with Denmark. However, in a referendum in 1982, a majority of the population voted for Greenland to withdraw from the EEC, which was effected in 1985.

>inb4 because they are not in Europe
Well, this is quite literally the reason, non European countries aren't allowed by treaty to join.

France brought a bit of South America with them. I suppose the difference must be that it is part of France legally.

All the blue stars on this map are French départements. Yellow stars are overseas territories.

I think the main reason is that we were not just not in what became the EU from the outset, but we' were (and sincere thanks to Dr Gaulle) actively kept out from it, and our different history and location means we've never really agreed, emotionally and ideologically, with the project in the way that many of the continental countries have. The way we screwed over Commonwealth countries when we joined the EEC is even more shameful than the way we allowed our fishermen to be screwed over, though. And that is plenty shameful. 2016 starts to right those wrongs

Integral Part of the Republic, Comrade!

>Hong Kong and Macau could have been Outermost Regions with freedom of movement and shit
What a garbage timeline this is.
At least the French kept their paradise islands.

One and Indivisible, comrad !
Plus its real name is Guyane.

t. Mehmet Frankenhauser

Well done for retaining control of it. Pity the same can't be said for Seine-Saint Denis

I don't know what the legal status of Macau was, but Hong Kong probably wouldn't have been an outermost region considering none of the British overseas territories are.
Having our own Las Vegas with Asian hookers would have been great, then again it would have also probably meant having chinks with freedom of movement within the EU and I'd rather pass on this one.

Savage. (but true)

We have Luton....which doesn't have half the history (or occasionally amazing brutalist architecture) of SSD, but has similar troubles. Oh, and not even a tramway

>having chinks with freedom of movement within the EU and I'd rather pass on this one.
Why? 1 million Chinese sounds better than a million Africans and Turks.

>anglo subhuman clenching its butt
and thats a good thing

>disdain for the EU at an all time high in Norway
feels fucking good

Macau has like half a million residents, that's pretty much nothing in the grand scale of things, even if they all packed up and left. Totally worth having a private Vegas in Asia.

Probably a Turk living in Germany

aaaa
thanks now i will not be able to sleep tonight
this is isnt fun halloween was last week ffs

but maybe it's just a kraut who likes (You)s

>"""""""european"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" union

>Look at all those innocent countries who willingly joined a union that gave them substantial economic conections, a stable and strong currency, massive subsidies and allowed their citizens free travel through their land how terrible!
Christ you euros are pathetic. Your autistic nationalistic bullshit has and always will be the death of you as your too ungrateful and full of pride to work together how a greater good.

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the britts want a better deal than you. they could get a switzerland deal but they dont want any of the obligations that come with it.

Being a euro must be nice cuz you have any of these islands you can freely decide to move to and live on. I dream of being on an island away from everything, Azores specifically seems perfect.

>Mad his empire fell apart and the sun set on your faggotry while a real european country and your creator still is strong and retains their own.