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How can something be this CUTE?!

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>dane stops being active
>"""ethan""" starts posting everyday

really makes you think

Dude I'll fucking hit you

told the dane my name like 3 years ago i am the OG

Will be voting for Scott Walker today

Good morning buds

Straight republican ticket 4 me

Have fun at the interracial breeding grounds Karen!!!

You don't talk to Karen that way

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remember to vote democrat

I voted blue, but it won't matter. With the complete lack of voter security, voter suppression, and gerrymandering, the reds have got this election in the bag. But to be honest, I don't think they even need to cheat this year. The amount of stupid people greatly outweigh the smart people in this country.

how do i have a girlfriend?

Won’t be voting

>woke up early to vote
>already a line

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>voting

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By not voting you're letting all of the women that vote make your decisions for you making you the actual cuck

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Voting?

I'd rather stay home and he a neet, gonna have hot choccy milkies.

good morning
how are you now?

I am well, how about you?

Wish I could be a neet, I hate uni and I really want to skip the test I have later

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I hate being a neet desu.

I WANT A JOB AAAAA

also I guess this is why Trump started the space force google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/mach/amp/ncna931381

>votercuck cope

If you said the word "oumuama" (let alone explain the situation) to djt he would get confused and think that you are talking about either osama or omarosa.

oh not so bad, thanks
whats the plan for today?

Nothing much, submit more applications.

How about you?

exercise then im gonna fuck with some of my plants and replant them, then maybe some vidya before i go to work

I am drinking coffee right now.

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Stop drinking c*ffee.

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Why do fags talk so gay

They're fucking fags.

quick rundown on the elections? what's the point if trump is already pres?

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Enjoy the rest of your day

mental illness does that to your speech sometimes

im not kidding you dumb retard i dont fucking know how american politics work

thanks, you too
i hope one of your applications bears fruit

we have three branches of government that keep each other in check. Executive (president elected by the republic), legislative (what we are voting on now they vote to pass or veto on things the president does among other things) and Judicial (nominated by Executive and voted in by legislative)

Today's election is important because it is for the legislative branch which holds power of the executive branch (president)

Keep it that way you retarded eurangutang.

Thank you.

Post pics of plants plox.

Is this the epic new meme?

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listening to music from when I was a teenager
Comfy

WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

just slept for 10 hours, dreamt about one piece, minecraft and voting in the Swedish election

>minecraft

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i hope trump wins today

GO
TO
VOTE

Same

my 3 good plants on the left

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me on the right

me on the middle

me taking the pic

Shawtys like a melody in my head that I can’t keep out
Got me singing like na na na na every day
Like my iPod’s stuck on replay

Got this plant too which is too big and goes everywhere. Gonna take part of it and put it in the far right pot cause that plant died.

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>hot chocolate this time of year in the south

weird concept to me isnt it still in like the 70s there

i smell like semen

also does having wet dreams counts as losing no nut november?

I failed no nut November day 1

The older I get the less I want women under 25
they're usually a lot more prettier and refined

making up holidays for your masturbation habits is not healthy

No Nut November is about sex for most people, not masturbation

Please fuck my booty slowly and softly

are you female?

this but unironically

Male

Whoops

are you feminine looking?

*surprises you*

No. I’m a twink

post height and weight

175 cm @ 72 kg

fatass

>72kg
>twink
lmao

disgusting

Cute

lose some weight lmao

Fat cunt

I forgot my resume and I got like 5 minutes til it starts haha

Ok

He's not that fat, kinda chubby but not extremely overweight. Cute desu.

wtf with that ass hair

please shave

What about it

>no stomach shot
nice try chunky
jk just fuckin with you. I’m taller and skinnier and I wouldn’t consider myself a twink

That's not normal

Guy just shit on the floor in the stall next to me haha

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it’s just what I’ve been called in the past.

Feeling buff af rn

pretty good feel

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