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Moni is a burden on the white man

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Based.
You can't KEK the TUCK

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all in on having coleslaw with pizza

moni is a pulsating brown hole by which the white man relieves his burden (i.e. his load)

the Jow Forums toil, every morrow

who is that guy, he looks based.

SHAME

anime

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like milo and shapiro had a gay bum baby

Draco Shapiro

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sue

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why did ben shapiro dye his hair blonde

It's Ben Shapiro on Holloween

all nonces and potential nonces should hang by the neck until death

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I wnat pizza but don't have any friends to eat it with, and I'm certainly not ordering pizza just for myself I'm not a freak

Mummy and daddy are arguing again. Aside from being a vf, they're a good reminder why I'll never get married, can't imagine arguing every day.

daddy is sending me to dicking school on friday evening

YET I CAN'T GET ONE

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thank you julia this means a lot

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Paki bender, sex offender
Forced to suck his dad's bellender.
Mother didn't consent
His family don't know he's bent
Mentally ill Rochdale transgender

can you get snails and frogs legs as a topping there

rather wholesome

that "women's dating advice" is literally "alive human advice"

bet they shag nightly

She ain't lyin, nigga
How do you think I'm all the way hooked up?
Some heavy hitters out here, my man.
Straight up.
Show some fucking respect.
Do it like a man or don't do it at all.

vf?

got a big poo brewing
going to need a priest to come in and sanctify my house once this unholy beast is released

get a personal size one you gobshite

the best is yet to come

Is all this true Moni, did you have to suck your dad's bellender

Rather not know desu, once walked in dad getting a bj though, thankfully no one noticed and I walked away pretending it never happened.

should I be more concerned if the gf pretty adamantly doesn't want children in the future and I do want children?

oh my god shut up

caught the bastard

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this reminds me that the sue poster once ordered two (!) dominoes pizzas, ate half of one, then threw them both away because he doesn't like cold pizza and wasn't hungry any more.

Pizza aux escargots, un délice

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KYS

a literal animal

boo fucking hoo

i will volunteer to perform your last rites lad

amen

virgin freak.

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fuck that shit, don't want any lungworm

You respect me, that's what the fuck you do.

>it's monica bitch

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dont speak french what does this mean

>kicked out of Asda again

ah, thought it meant vegan freak

can see where she's coming from, you're not the one who has to push it out of your gash tbf

in all likelihood her maternal instincts will kick in fierce once she realises her biological clock is ticking

my understanding is that escargot doesnt actually taste of much, just whatever its flavoured with - typically garlic.

What did you do now

You want I unironically have your fucking house burnt down?
No?
I'm not fucking kidding ask my fucking sister.
You're dogshit to me.
Respect me.

bellend is a bit sore when i pull my foreskin back lads

copmelty dintd hppaen ta lla yuoev tgo eht sryot het grown ywa runod

Exactly, frog legs taste delicious though

How to be attractive for a woman: Don't be fat and/or part of the ~10% of people that are naturally uggo or disfigured

How to be attractive for a man: be tall, athletic, good hair, funny, charismatic and have a good job

luckily I have most of those traits, but come on...

Need a Taff to translate this

get better friends Julia

>in all likelihood her maternal instincts will kick in fierce once she realises her biological clock is ticking
this is sort of what I'm thinking and it's not worth worrying about at this point
I get her point as well tbf, just the thought of being alone with just her and dogs when I'm forty is soy-ish and depressing

Hmm

heh you got tricked into replying. now it seems like all his directionless posts were aimed at you.

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Kicked this paki freak out of my toilshop, need this twat banned from all Asda's in the country.

akin to chicken ive been told.

that's cum? Looks like fucking play-doh texture, drink some fucking water my god.

what did the monister do in Asda?

tell us something we don't know

i'll never forgive you

been here since 2015
only just worked out how to hide people

can you delete this please?

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Nothing I say here is a Joke you fucking mouthbreathing retard mongs.
I do not lie.
I take everything seriously that's why I come across as a fucking nut.
All of this shit is true one hundo p-cent.
Ask her. That's it.

phil mccrack

its poo

>all his posts are gone

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gona film ribena's mum doing a poo and send it to him.

might look at bad boy movies

any jannies in

When I say I'm all the way hooked up with these people or those people I aint fuckin' lyin' lmfao
Could have any of you in bodybags if I really really wanted it

janman
slowest hand on the 'chan

any rosy's tits man in?

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restarting EU4 as scotland lads, the difference between easy and normal and historical bias being off is night and day.

might filter leaf posts

what dlc/mods are you using?

might filter your posts

*blocks your path*

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