/brit/

he got that CALI CARTEL backing

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literally a scapegoat to distract and offset westminster's guilt over the whole thing

brown lives don't matter

Where's the lad who didn't pay his telly license?

I'm the same boat. I was so fucking close to paying it.

Why do they have to be so fucking rude in the letters? Instead of saying "it looks like you've moved houses, we would like to check if you have a TV license" they send you a letter with comically large lettering that says "WE'RE ONTO YOU"

ONTO WHAT YOU CUNTS?

Even then I was going to send the slip back saying I don't watch any TV, but then they say they send an inspector around anyway! Like I can't be arse with the hassle, I'm in a rental so all the stuff I need to watch TV is present, I just don't plug it in, can't be arsed explaining all that to a stupid license person.

>tfw no colOmbian gf

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>C’mon now zoomie, pause that game and come for dinner
>B-BUT DAD ITS MULTIPLAYER

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liverjobby are losing

big brain: janny is the colombian

Go on and close the curtains
'Cause all we need is candlelight
You and me, and a bottle of wine
To hold you tonight (oh)
Well we know I'm going away
And how I wish, I wish it weren't so
So take this wine and drink with me
And let's delay our misery
Save tonight and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone

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So lads I need some genuine advice

At the start of last month my boss got us into a meeting and said we've got one month to do this thing that usually takes us 6. He said to keep track of any overtime you work and we'll give it to you as holiday once it's complete, also that we'll get a decently-sized bonus.

During that time I worked 3 weekends in a row and an extra 2-6 hours per day. It was really fucking intense man. All in all, I reckon I probably worked 100 hours more than I usually do in a month.

Anyway the project was complete and it was a huge success. So from last Wednesday I've been off work, now my boss keeps messaging me asking when I'm going to be back. Sounds like he was expecting me in on Monday.

Normally I'd just tell a boss to go fuck themselves and I'm taking as much time off as I can get, but he's legit such a nice guy that I feel bad and want to help him out. It's like, I really feel like I deserve time off to just sit around wanking all day but I know he's in a tough job and he always goes the extra mile for his team.

I'm also leaving the company in January, so I feel less inclined to give a shit, but my boss is sort of trapped there. Basically they acquired his small business and he has to hold out for a couple more years to get all the cash, he could sell it as stock now but he'll lose shit loads if he does that... so it's not like I feel too bad.

What do I do lads?

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what would you hange your name to if you converted to islam lads?

*raises closed fist*

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not a word

this kind of international interaction is what int is meant to be about.

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want to have sex with her on a promise of taking her back to ireland then sneaking off and getting my flight home as she carrys my child alone

How about we remember greenfell for once

Sinead O'Connor calls white people 'disgusting' in bizarre rant

rasheed

shes a good lad

*Zoomer's mum calls 999 in Australia*
Top bantz

>thinking i'm going to read your post if its more than three lines
>think i'm going to read your post more if you've reddit spaced it to oblivion

think on!

dumped the ex-gf, shall be spending no more time with her any more
and that's it, my last connection to mental stability severed

Irish people>>>>>>>>>wh*Te “””””people”””””

do yank kids get the day off school for elections

Well there you have it. Not even Irish consider themselves white

Why didn't she call them kuffars

She’s a northern Maghrebi bulless

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something with a Z. Zain, Ziyad, Zaheer, etc.

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Tell your boss you’re taking the time off after the month you worked hard like he said you could, simple as - who’s arsed mate, he goes the extra mile for the team but clearly so do you. No point making your life miserable because he’s between a rock and a hard place, you put your neck out for him and you’ve earned a rest

That girl on the left eligible for Invictus yet?

just the same pictures and slight variations of the same posts every day isn’t it

just say the last month has really burnt you out and you need a few more days to wind down before you return

The classic
Rastus Watermelon

How is that bizarre? Sounds like she’s got her head screwed on straight

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good thing she lives in ireland than haha

Dump a bitch and then just find a new bitch, simples

HLS is a pussyole
Would happily clatter the old cunt off his mortal coil without blinking

'sheed

Howling

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hello, is that the national accent helpline?
yes, there seems to be a mistake.
...
no, nothing like that. it's just that i specifically requested an australian accent, and you seem to have accidentally delivered me a british one instead, and i was just wondering if i could get a refund, or get the right accent delivered.
...
the what..? oh, oh dear. yes, that is embarrassing. oh dear.
sorry for wasting your time... bye.

I found him

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easier said than done due to the fact she found me and courted me
only bird i've slept with

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Why’d you bin her off you silly sod

just hopped the border and went to vote for him in texas

>cheese aged for a year
>lasts 2 weeks once bought
wtf

anime

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We have bacon

Don't think so, only happens in the UK when the school is used as a polling place

Kill the west and start over.

mad isnt it

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eating a maccies

Did tismokiwi vote 25 times?

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Ah mate I was on the way to the servo for some hot chips right then I ran over a dingo in me ute, ripped me plugs n all

Strewth

Kaffir
C'mon, I'm not a muslim and I know that

Listening to the charlatans

the far left here love to call the Irish the ‘niggers of Europe’

she binned me a few months ago but we've stayed mates since
i'd go to her house, we'd nob, and it felt good because we were basically exclusive but no expectations
she's started seeing another guy casually and we haven't had sex in months
feels like it isn't good for me hanging around her when we can't do the stuff I want to do

probably a shia innit

based Betito

res pect

when will RDR2 online be released

face is a bit scuffed but that height and muscles are pENG

so only white people are non-Muslims? bit racist that, haha

based and koranpilled

Right...

Converting to another religion doesn't change her race

Regardless she should be deported to Saudi Arabia and immediately executed by stoning upon arrival

pics

DONDE ESTA BETOOOOO

this bitch makes me "wew lad" harder than the people over at Jow Forums

lmfao

Someone was in here earlier legitimately getting upset that we were talking about this
Apparently a conversation on /brit/ was what would push her totally over the edge

seriously, why do lefties bow down to niggers and spics as if they're just as good or even better than whites

Remember that idiot who insisted hundreds died in Grenfell, but couldn't produce the name of even one person unaccounted for. His only evidence was "the govt covers things up".

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getting sick of kikes

Thanks guys, don't know why I couldn't think of it in such simple terms. Going to say something along these lines to him.

Thanks again!

Might make a fake twitter pretending to be a female in Saudi Arabia and try and convince her to come over.

mad how my cock has actually unironically never entered a vagina after 26 years

their mistake was playing lallana from the start

got so pissed i wet the bed

I look really bad in my rear view mirror in the car

they hate themselves so they try to denigrate their own kind, they want everyone to be as miserable as they are

wasn't it public housing? like government housing for poor people? isn't that the opposite of capitalism?
leftards

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