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Ted Cruz victory celebration edition part 2

GET IN HERE CRUZ MISSILES

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youtube.com/watch?v=uizlMti2TAQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Mexico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Bulgaria
washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/11/06/an-year-old-texas-woman-voted-first-time-then-she-died/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for nancy pelosi

first for cuteboys

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/sad/ and /lonely/

YEEHAW

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fuck you

I can't blame him for losing. It's about time.

Texas is pretty much a Mexican state once again

never met anybody in my life who liked ted cruz not even his own family

> < 1 percent reporting
Why even share?

congrats

"Beto" is not even remotely mexican

I thought voting ended in like 10 minutes

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UHH his name is fucking BETO you fucking drumpfkin

:3

gf first got pregnant when she was 18 but we aborted it

Are you actually retarded

Mexicans vote left

NONONONONO

Republicans projected to win the house WTF

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no..... NO

imagine caring about abortion
who cares it's the same as abstinance

Cruz even gets slammed by other republicans Pete King even went as far as to say he'd take cyanide if Cruz ever somehow manged to win the nomination back when he tried running for president, he's a smarmy little fuck all around

OH NO NO NO

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why are americans like this

i'm finna turn this off

that's a metalcore band
bad music is innate to metalcore bands

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Did he just call them fat?

republican hispanic candidate BTFO in florida
based

going to take a shower now

>that nose
Daaaam why do so many Americans look like pure jews?

Keep us posted.

Just as ruined songs are innate to bands with screamers.

he's a canadian

that's not a jewish nose

nice

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He’s a Cuban-Canadian

All Latino Republicans are from Canada.

Nobody cares about ameriheartattack politics

I don't agree but I have no means of changing your view

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tell us about canadian politics then

His name is Robert

He's Canadian

Not a fan of agenda pushing

God damn I love Soarin Ted. Might need to move to Texas.

This isnt a political thread... it is a a based CRUZ thread a man with American, Canadian and Cuban(read Mexican) attachments

gf is a Latina and will be mad of Ted wins

Wasn't he a politician in America? I thought that foreigners can't hold a government office in the USA.
>Mexico knowing anything about jews
LMAO

i wish this were true

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how is that agenda pushing?

how is that agenda pushing

i do

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we have more jews than you

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>Not a fan of agenda pushing
Neither is good ol' Ted
youtube.com/watch?v=uizlMti2TAQ

im looking forward to the potential assblast if republicans lose, it'll be like 2012 election all over again

what

>Republicans lose
>potential

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>we have more jews than you
Post proof or you are lying.

how old are you

I wasn't saying that was agenda pushing, I was just stating I'm not fond of it

If republican's lose maybe Jow Forums will finally lose at least a bit of steam and fuck off of posting their shit on every single fucking board

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Can we borrow this guy for our border?

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then why did you reply to me

possibly first time ive ever agreed with him

This...is not looking good bros

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Mexico
>67,476
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Bulgaria
> 1,363

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passive aggressive zando

28

Doesn't it always come down to a few swing states though?

Cracking open some butter guys

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sometimes she says some stupid shit and i hate it

wdhmbt

washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/11/06/an-year-old-texas-woman-voted-first-time-then-she-died/
>republican voters

Yeah because after WW2 they all took of for Israel.

A blue Texas?

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does her vote still count she is no longer governed i dont think it should count

If Ted Cruz loses to Butthole O'Rourke I want him to come back to Canada and become our Prime Minister

This is for control of the senate, we already know what the swing states are and republicans are leading in ones they fucking shouldn't like new jersey

It’s too close to call right now
Neal can still win this

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>wanting a cuck for your prime minister
wew lad

JUST

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Interesting.

I like Dike

Canadians are used to that, see Justin Trueadue's dad

what the fuck lol there is no way hes naturally balding that way

Because you're always posting gay shit

i hope the libertarian movement grows

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Honestly we'll take anyone other than Justin right now.

>get out of shower
>looking HUGE in mirror
>take out phone
>looks DYEL as fuck in pic
when do i start to look good in pics??

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I might've voted for libertarians last election if Gary Johnson wasnt such an oaf. Same with democrat in yellow wool Bill Weld

btw 6 percent and jersey is still red? Surprise of the night?

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>get out of shower
>looking big in mirror
>take out phone
>looking big as fuck in pic
>still no gf
when do i start to look good in Her eye's?

what do you want me to post instead?

BETO THE BETA BTFO!!!!!!!!!1

RED TIDE IS HABBENING!!!!!!!!!1

MASS SHITLIB SUICIDE IMMINENT!!1

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fugggg

get rid of your carnival mirror

>boomer hands typed this

Which one are you boomers?

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Gosh you're so fucked uo user

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>getting butthurt over another countries politics

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eating nachos with taco sauce, cheese and sour cream

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makes you wonder if they think they'll get their jobs back after the trade war

i want to BE shimakaze (male)

Why drumpf tards type like teenage girls? Every modern republican spams fucking emojis and exclamation points like an add child