/cum/ canada usa mexico

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>tfw no jew bf

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Grimes is ugly

だまれナメクジ風情が

I have a small uncut penis

none of my teams played today

She’s more beautiful than you could ever hope to be

right now i only give a shit about basketball

Nice
Lemme see it

abhorrent post

>small
Cute!

I’m dying

she has a beautiful personality though. also I think she knows that and focuses authenticity rather than regular beauty

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i didn't learn enough japanese for this one
have never seen ナメクジ before but i'm gonna keep it in mind now

weird flex

awoo

Texas remains red

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>flex

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good

She wouldn't be so ugly if she used some soap every once in a while.

I don't understand normalfag memes

i try to stay in touch thanks

cute user I'm sorry I didn't mean to I just needed to isolate myself add me again

porom#0666

who didnt see that coming

can't believe i used to like whiskey more than vodka desu

imagine the smell bros

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Vodka just tastes like watered down acetone though

flex is a zoomer term for something that I dont care to find the meaning of

it's great

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Don't quite like this image

Same. Vodka is the goat

Jk, im not going to bed.

who's grimes?

goddess of cum

Vodka is gross, Bourbon and Absinthe are the best

never tried vodka but i love whiskey so i'll give it a go with the boys
last time we drank, one of them bought fucking apple whiskey which basically just tastes the same except it smells horrible

>Absinthe
*tipa fedora*

wrong

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vodka is all we drink here

feel like im missing something buds

i drank svedka and it was fucking garbage
explain yourself swede

>70% abv
>tastes like licorice
How can you not like it?

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a gf probably

hey lad, what do you think about my video?
youtube.com/watch?v=6fRsKZZZnLc

Your last flag looks like a tiny skull.

Florida user aaaaaa

My university has a mandatory class you have to take about consent and shit. Today, I spent an hour watching borderline softcore porn and identifying whether or not proper consent was used. I have to pay for this class.

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Very cute

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>hey lad
go ask /shit/

Go away

never had it, only had absolute vodka and smirnoff

shoo shoo, poo

Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
Believe me, there'd be somethings that I wouldn't miss
But I look at your pants and I need a kiss

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Not fond of this image either

it's "swedish" "vodka" and it's fucking awful

My theme youtube.com/watch?v=DZdS2KKvwVo

My theme youtube.com/watch?v=G2qrzY_rn6g

yeah i guess...this seems more minor
went and brushed my teeth and that fixed it

better than the turkish republic of arbys

My uni had a three day orientation, one of those days involved watching skits on consent pretty much all of them were about how all men are rapists and even if you're both drunk it's still guys fault, when someone called them out on it they said they didn't agree but that guys needed to learn to protect themselves and choose who they get involved with carefully because the police will always side with women no matter what

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But you're in Chile, jews are a dime a dozen there. You can probably find one at uni but that's just my two cents.

question, how much does a bottle of 700ml svedka cost in the USA?

酒 is where its at

>but that guys needed to learn to protect themselves and choose who they get involved with carefully
wow sounds like VICTIM BLAMING to me

Mixed in cranberry juice and a lemon twist, you basic.

rude :'3

You will

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it was like $15~20
not worth it desu

$9.99 for 750ml

姦 is where its at

I think you have to watch again user

my theme: youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

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cheap its 25.18dollars here

>$9.99

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I buy alcohol for minors

the republicans are going to have 53 senate seats by the end of the night lmao

your themes suck

>I think you have to watch again user

what?

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use to drink cheap $5 750ml bottles of vodka at least once a week

cheap desu

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probably on route to that desu

I rent love hotels for miners.

I only carw about my state government desu

it wasnt a good road but gl

tfw no gf

hey i added that beer, the original had some finnish beer

the skits. just kidding though

i've told him that, he must learn for himself
otoh im still tempted to drink thurs night since i have 5 days off lmao

>$5 750ml
thats so cheap wtf

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I guess but if you're going to drink vodka I don't see a point for going for anything other than something like popov or taaka which are $9.99 for 1.75L

where are the fucking latina qts in this god forsaken shit of a city all i see are obese chicks in tight clothing please don't tell me i've fallen for a meme

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ok just one

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