ITT:post Military/police recruitment ads from your country

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>Nieminen are you masturbating?
>No
>Somebody did

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How that's gonna work in a country of 200 million anyway?

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usually short usually cringe

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200 Million remove the women you get 100 Million and then further you remove the elderly,the crippled,the mentally ill,deformed and you're left with around 30-50 Million healthy young men aged 18-25

the 2nd one was actually pretty good in my opinion

why are they all being disliked so much

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epic

No such thing, they just visit some high schools and open recruitment booth once a year.

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Why do you even have an army? Scared that we might one day claim the rightful finnish clay of Meänmaa?

Why do you even have an army? Scared that you might one day return to your natural state of being a bitch to Sweden and Russia?

>200 Million remove the women you get 100 Million and then further you remove the elderly,the crippled,the mentally ill,deformed and you're left with around 30-50 Million healthy young men aged 18-25
Even 1 million conscripts every year would be a logistics nightmare.

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Lmao come and try Muhammad.

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Why do you always leave out this part? :)

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bro look at this dude uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA

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Yes and then you got fucked in the ass by Alexei for a hundred years. Maybe you should have fought harder.

worked for USSR?

I would always pick autonomy with Russia than integral annexation with sw*Den.

you have 1.3 Million active personal

Posting this on behalf of our neighbors

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Finland was more autonomous in Russian Empire than it is now in EU. It had its own customs, currency, parliament and even calendar.

Helge ta ditt jävla liv. Du var inte rolig i /norgebögtråden/ och du är inte rolig här.

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DA COMRADE))))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russification_of_Finland

>Finland was also viewed as a land of settlement and that the "alien race" of the Finns were to be assimilated and protected from Western interference, thereby "blessing" the Finns with their presence.
>Nicholas II ascended to the throne in 1894 after Alexander's death, and with him came General Nikolay Bobrikov, who was appointed governor-general. Under Bobrikov, the Finns had a near collective hatred of him, whose reactionary policies gave rise to socialism and communism among the Finnish working class.
>It was not until the mid-1890s, that the Finnish people realized the true intentions of the Russian crown.
>In 1899, the February Manifesto under Nicholas II declared that Russian law was the law of the land, and Finland was to pledge allegiance to Russian law. The Diet was essentially downgraded to a state assembly and that Finland was a province of Russia, ignoring its autonomy. The Finnish Army as a whole was dissolved in 1901.
>Bobrikov unintentionally united both Finns and Swedes against Russia, which only angered him more.

After finnish independence:

>5-7% of our population is sw*Dish (still acting like the better people of this country, have their own political party which is among the most cucked ones)
>less than 1% is russian

Swedes caused way more damage to us than the Imperial Russia.

Oh and did I mention Swedish is the second official language of Finland? Sweden has more finns living there than swedes living in finland and still they are not an official language.

Go fuck yourself.

>Swedes caused way more damage to us than the Imperial Russia.

How assblasted do you have to be to actually believe this.
Even Estonia hails the time under Swedish rule as the "good old days".
If you weren't under the arms of Sweden for hundreds of years you would be Ukraine 2.0 today.

That's because Estonians did not experience the sw*Dish migrants (funny how history repeats itself) and their oppressive policies

Oh YOU were oppressed? Stop roleplaying Mika. It's very cringe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cudgel_War

Never trust the eternal sw*De.

We don't have any, because the government will throw you in jail if you refuse to go. Such is life in communist Finland.

I hope a Balochi Negro rapes you in the streets of Lahore

I hope a Flemish Negro rapes you in the streets of Rotterdam

I hope a Komi Negro rapes you in the streets of Saint Petersburg

I hope some Chinese Negro rapes you in the streets of Busan

I hope some Ukrainian Negro rapes you in the streets of Krakow

I hope some Sami Negro rapes you in the streets of Espoo

I hope some Dravidian Negro rapes you in the designated shitting street

I hope some Chinese Negro rapes you in the streets of Singapore

I hope some Scottish Negro rapes you in the streets of Manchester

I hope some Javanese Negro rapes you in the streets of Seberang Perai

I hope some Sami Negro rapes you in the streets of Gothenburg

I hope some Negro rapes you in the streets of Detroit

I hope some Sami Negro rapes in the streets of Bergen

I hope some Blanco Negro rapes you in the streets of Ecatepec

I hope some Kurdish Negro rapes you in the streets of Aleppo

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>nobility putting peasants into their place
How is this unique to Sweden in any way? You are grasping at straws here my brainwashed friend.

I don't get this meme
black men have
>large perky nipples
>soft smooth hairless skin
>big luscious lips
>a history of being castrated and fucks by Arabs and then Turks
I think its I have met a lot of African people IRL and they're pretty weak guys like super skinny,obese and skinny fat
even the big one's the bantu's were all pretty horribly obese(like all of them)
can some one explain this Joke to me

Should i join to the FFL?

Another example:
>During the 1960s and 1970s there was a significant influx of Finnish economic migrants into Sweden. Between 1950 and 1980 the number of Finns in Sweden increased from 45,000 to over 300,000.[1] Attitudes towards Finnish immigrants were quite negative is Sweden. Derogatory expressions "en finne igen" ("yet another Finn") and "finnjävel" (equivalent to "Finnish bastard" or "Finnish devil") were commonly used.[2][3] An antology Finnjävlar was published, in which 15 Swedish-speaking Finns describe their lives and lives of their parents in Sweden. [4]

Finnjävel is about as offensive as Danskjävel, ie not at all unless you are a sheltered 65 year old woman.
Are you saying you don't have some derogatory term for... Somalian immigrants in Finland? Why don't you love Somalians Mika?
Just stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.

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So now you are comparing us to Somalians?

sw*Den is clearly the subhuman of Europe.

Nope. But the stereotype of knife-wielding alcoholic Finns didn't pop out of nowhere.
I want every non-swede to fuck off from Sweden, that includes your relatives who have lived here for 60 years and still demand the news on the radio to be broadcasted in Finnish.

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>I want every non-swede to fuck off from Sweden, that includes your relatives who have lived here for 60 years and still demand the news on the radio to be broadcasted in Finnish.

AHAHAHHA YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA HOW MUCH MORE RIGHTS THE DIRTY SW*DES GET HERE

Come join us user, it's fun :^)

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Who's cuter, Finns or Swedes?